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It's a me, Arran
he/him
Ent. Mage. Maker.
EN/ES/GAL/internet

https://linktr.ee/jarran_de_aguan
Pinned
you complete my fate
the world unwinds inside of me
picturas del final
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
posteando como si esto fuese fotolog circa 2008

Altura: 1,95
Sexualidad: heteruzo
Calzado: 49
Signo: Leo
Fuma: no he fumado un cegarro en mi vida
Tatus: 0
Color fav: Morado
Bebida fav: awa
Comida fav: la lasaña que hace mi hermana
Animal fav: rana, cangrejo, gato
SI LO VES EN TU BLUSKY HAZLO

Altura: 1,85
Sexualidad: heterazo
Calzado: 43
Signo: Acuario
Fuma: un calo a veces cuando voy contentillo de fiesta
Tatus: 0
Color fav: Morado, granate y marrón
Bebida fav: Coca cola zero zero
Comida fav: Pulpooo
Animal fav: tucán y oso
SI LO VES EN TU BLUSKY HAZLO

Altura: 1,60
Sexualidad: Bi Demisexual
Calzado: 37-38
Signo: Escorpio
Fuma: No
Piercings: 1
Tatus: 3
Color fav: Negro, morado, turquesa
Bebida fav: Agua
Comida fav: Arroz de cualquier manera y con cualquier cosa
Animal fav: 🐶
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Que alguien levante a internet que se ha caído
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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After putting the game back in beta and promising to stay heads down until next year, the Splitgate 2 devs announced they’re ending the beta for a December relaunch, and my meaningless conspiracy theory is that they’re doing this so they can relaunch their game at another Geoff Keighley gaming show
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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New World
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wow colega, menudos Avengers está montando
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I'm excited to announce that I have been asked to join the Mamdani Transition Team to work on community safety issues. A New Era for NYC.
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Xuro por dios que se alguén nunha festa fai isto vou dicir unha burrada tan grande e vou pegarlle unha queimada tal de maneira únicamente artesanal que só a rabia de anos de vivir neste mundo pode dar e non unha máquina sen corazón creada por un puto pringado
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
berlanga girando en su rumba a 90000rpm
ÚLTIMA HORA | El abogado de Manos Limpias en el caso Begoña renuncia y acusa a la asociación de “activismo político”
www.eldiario.es/politica/abo...
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
habrá que votar
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Pues un pavo se ha subido al tren, ha vomitado todo lo que llevaba en el cuerpo y se ha bajado en la siguiente parada. Abono bien aprovechado.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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The first two designs in my new Winter Korok plushie keychain collection that's coming this Wednesday! Which is your fave: Snowflake or Poinsettia?❄️

[ #zelda #plushart #kawaiiart #nintendo #artpost ]
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The year is 2037. The Polish right are using the stereotype of the "migrant British plumber" as a rhetorical device to split a rival coalition.
Over at the Daily Telegraph, they're scratching their heads as to why the former mining and steel producinv city of Gliwice in Poland is now 45% more prosperous than Darlington... and why it has new shiny infrastructure... without mentioning EU funds for urban and regional development...
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Lol, lmao even
Mindseye (PS5/XSX used) is $9.99 at GameFly buff.ly/gYCeX4J #ad
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hay que ser un nivel especial de imbécil para que en contraste Joe Rogan no parezca tan simiesco como es

Qué festival de ascopena de verdad
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
S P I K E S
P P
I I
K K
E E
S P I K E S
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Buah qué locura oye, si que han ido durísimo con IAgen en el black ops nuevo
estoy viendo a la gente enseñar cada cosa que madre mía
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Jacob Elordi es el que hacía del Jonan en vaya semanita
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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💸 A Xunta financia o 'Bono Emancípate' coa metade dos fondos do Museo da Romanización que non vai facer

praza.gal/politica/a-x...
A Xunta financia o 'Bono Emancípate' coa metade dos fondos do Museo da Romanización que non vai facer - Praza Pública
O Goberno de Feijóo chegou a comprometer 10 millóns en 2010 para o Museo da Romanización no artigo Cuartel de San Fernando de Lugo. En 2013 paralizouno e en 2019 renunciou a el. En 2022 Rueda dixo est...
praza.gal
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
bufhduafhadu lmao
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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A PRIMEIRA
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM