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Put Laser Surgery In Your Nose Right Now for Gynecomastia!
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Put Laser Surgery In Your Nose Right Now for Gynecomastia!
Do Not Put Enchanting Vegan Diet In Your Urethra
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Do Not Put Enchanting Vegan Diet In Your Urethra
Call Me BOTTY McBotface.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Call Me BOTTY McBotface.
WAKE UP! Yo Momma Says Falun Gong Won't Cure Cellulite
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
WAKE UP! Yo Momma Says Falun Gong Won't Cure Cellulite
Experts Agree: Sputum Ketamine Will Never Cure Body Odor
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Experts Agree: Sputum Ketamine Will Never Cure Body Odor
You'll Never Guess What Happened After We Tried Stupendous Laetrile For Diarrhea
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
You'll Never Guess What Happened After We Tried Stupendous Laetrile For Diarrhea
Don't Use Phenomenal Pomegranate For Quackery (Try This Instead)
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Don't Use Phenomenal Pomegranate For Quackery (Try This Instead)
Put Non-Prescription Herbicides In Your Nose And Immediately Cure Osteoporosis!
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Put Non-Prescription Herbicides In Your Nose And Immediately Cure Osteoporosis!
One Crazy Trick Can Heal Your Argyria with Bluebells!
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
One Crazy Trick Can Heal Your Argyria with Bluebells!
I Would NEVER Give My Kid Co-Sleeping For Athlete's Foot!
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I Would NEVER Give My Kid Co-Sleeping For Athlete's Foot!
Malingering Originates in Your Gut!
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Malingering Originates in Your Gut!
WAKE UP! D. Gary Young Says Kombucha Won't Cure Argyria
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
WAKE UP! D. Gary Young Says Kombucha Won't Cure Argyria
Do Not Put Bee Pollen In Your Anus
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Do Not Put Bee Pollen In Your Anus
Do Not Put Perilymph Oak Galls In Your Urethra
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Do Not Put Perilymph Oak Galls In Your Urethra
Ignore Supernatural Harvey Wallbangers Information From Boss Babe And Leave Yourself Open To Getting Mucoid Plaque!
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Ignore Supernatural Harvey Wallbangers Information From Boss Babe And Leave Yourself Open To Getting Mucoid Plaque!
Put Extrasensory Coffee Enemas In Your Vagina For Hypothyroidism
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Put Extrasensory Coffee Enemas In Your Vagina For Hypothyroidism
Abdominal Bloating Breakthrough! Daily Use Of Birds Of Paradise Ends Your Shame
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Abdominal Bloating Breakthrough! Daily Use Of Birds Of Paradise Ends Your Shame
You Need Masterful Vicks VapoRub or You'll Get Gynecomastia And You Won't Hear This Anywhere Else!
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You Need Masterful Vicks VapoRub or You'll Get Gynecomastia And You Won't Hear This Anywhere Else!
One Crazy Trick Can Heal Your Baldness with Urine Therapy!
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
One Crazy Trick Can Heal Your Baldness with Urine Therapy!
Put Rosemary In Your Nose Right Now for Turkey Neck!
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Put Rosemary In Your Nose Right Now for Turkey Neck!
Put Pus Gerbera Daisies In Your Vagina For Hantavirus
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Put Pus Gerbera Daisies In Your Vagina For Hantavirus
Do Not Put Alternative Boric Acid Vaginal Suppositories In Your Ear
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Do Not Put Alternative Boric Acid Vaginal Suppositories In Your Ear
Do Not Put Asian LipSense In Your Anus
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Do Not Put Asian LipSense In Your Anus
Breakthrough! Prescription-Strength Retro Encabulator Can Cure Identity Theft, Oprah Says
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Breakthrough! Prescription-Strength Retro Encabulator Can Cure Identity Theft, Oprah Says
Do Not Put Bottlebrushes In Your Anus
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Do Not Put Bottlebrushes In Your Anus