Work For Ice
@workforice.com
Were you voted "Most Likely to Face a War Crimes Tribunal" in high school? You are perfect to join our secret army of henchmen. Heroes need not apply, we only hire Zeros. (This is a parody website and profile)
https://WorkForIce.com
https://WorkForIce.com
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The dummies at DHS\ICE left this URL available, so I moved into the shadows to build them the recruitment site they actually deserve.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.
I like this guys logo, what can I say?
Jim Jordan is a TOTAL DOUCHBAG‼️HE is a Pedophile Protector. When the Democrats take the House back they need to investigate this DOUCHBAG.
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I like this guys logo, what can I say?
The accordion is how daddy does the weave!
January 23, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The accordion is how daddy does the weave!
Work for ISIS does have a nice ring.
January 23, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Work for ISIS does have a nice ring.
Because we promised we would go after the criminals! Did you know Liam took two lollypops after his latest Dr visit. The sign clearly said "Only One Lollypop".
January 23, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Because we promised we would go after the criminals! Did you know Liam took two lollypops after his latest Dr visit. The sign clearly said "Only One Lollypop".
Please don't do that to us Ro. We need all your billions to buy the boots we want to hold to your head.
Today, there's a vote to triple the ICE budget.
Here is what is going on and why I am leading the opposition to vote no.
Here is what is going on and why I am leading the opposition to vote no.
January 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Please don't do that to us Ro. We need all your billions to buy the boots we want to hold to your head.
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We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
January 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Join ICE. Become the next Whistleblower!
Whistleblowers just shared a memo showing DHS instructing ICE to force their way into peoples' houses without a proper warrant. Why is this not on all the networks right now? This is a criminal conspiracy to violate rights under color of law.
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Join ICE. Become the next Whistleblower!
Join ICE. If you bring in a 5 year old client, you only will get half credit though.
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Join ICE. If you bring in a 5 year old client, you only will get half credit though.
I am not sure who has the time or money to do something like this, but I applaud them.
A giant twelve foot tribute to Jeffrey Epstein-Donald Trump’s infamous birthday card has been erected in the National Mall, Washington.
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January 20, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I am not sure who has the time or money to do something like this, but I applaud them.
The dummies at DHS\ICE left this URL available, so I moved into the shadows to build them the recruitment site they actually deserve.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The dummies at DHS\ICE left this URL available, so I moved into the shadows to build them the recruitment site they actually deserve.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.