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World Turtle Farm
@worldturtlefarm.bsky.social
NFT hedge fund with stable coin and utility coin. The project is guided by experiential information, and will continue to be creatively dynamic until the launch of the NFTs
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I’m really enjoying both build in public and build in private 😛 making all the AI tools work together is a crazy productivity boost! Also TIL what dogfooding means in software lol
“Did you know the SF Bay Area was trying so hard to parallel path with this small town in Massachusetts?”

“I think it’s the seven sisters mountain range area. They want to experience the pleiadian and atlas vibe. The pioneer valley produces pure gold”
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“It’s very much an estalogical argument of the importance of losing”

“We can’t all be winners”

“Less focus on winning, and more emphasis on why do bad things happen to good people”
December 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Anymore subtext and you’d think I was a sub-tenant of this story”

“Good thing no one texts me anymore”

“So much effort put into subduction, actually having the opposite effect. These breakouts are bubblin”

“I may have decided to be convergent but you still won’t catch me slipping”
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“I have a feeling that some people prefer to go to the devil to have their cases decided”

“Why is that?”

“Because the devil is in the details! A race to the bottom propped up by due diligence often favors the individual with more knowledge or resources, or a plan to be duplicitous...”
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Where are all your pre release NFTs hosted?”

“Milan darling, Milan”

“The Winter Olympics has the best fashion”

#dontLookBack & #neverLookBack

“I guess the doors & windows analogy wasn’t needed”
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“Why are you putting so much effort into leveling the playing field?”

“Do you want to play sports on a field with hills?”

“Could be fun”

“Also where am I supposed to build my house when it’s all over? Some might say said and done, but the physicality has to take place”
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“Shouldn’t it be parametric rather than parabolic?”

“Good catch! Yes and paraMEtric is why the trick is built in”

“How so?”

“When we treat each variable as being dependent on time rather than one another, trajectories in complex space become easier to deal with”
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*God Said I Could Experience Swapping Our Futures Trading*
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“I keep having dreams and visualizations of being the all seeing eye”

“What kinds of dreams and visualizations?”

“It’s like I’m watching the people trying to cause problems in my life, and then in my real life I watch people act those things out”
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“I’d love to know who they’re asking because that would clear up so much of this annoyance”

“Swapping letters, rotating positioning, switching places. If we knew who they were asking we could get to the root of the problem!”
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Wanna hang out alone together?”

“I love to co-exist”

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December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“Was the song Obey by Nowave intended to control people?”

“Not at all! However it does say something about the individual interpreting if they think it means control”

“How was it supposed to be interpreted?”
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“Why are we starting with Homo?”

“Tryna get to sapien”

“But we did human and mankind, now we have nice. Is that not enough?”
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Getting ready to set up my first endowment! Legacies all start with someone doing it first, right? Practical learning is the bees knees 🤭
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“Don’t you want to be ahead? Why do you keep letting people go ahead”

“How else will they get ahead? Also I like to tow from behind”

“Push push”
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
*waiting in line for spiritual assessment*

————— [ This ] [ or ] [ That ] |
————— [ Love ] [ Death ] [ Immortality ] |
————— [ Jacob ] [ and ] [ Co ] |
👣👣👣👣👣 🚪

*over the loud speaker*
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“Are we ready to discuss the holographic nature of the universe?”

“That depends, are we morphic or graphic?”

“I’m leaning towards morphic, I dont like the concept of being in a magazine or a comic book, but then we’ll have to confront the Taylor problem”

“What Taylor problem?”
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Whats the disease to be cured?”

“Pho-bia”

“All phobias?”

“I think we should start with homo but yes”

“I know a good Vietnamese place”

🤭
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“Can we have a spot in your interplanetary rocket?”

“No”

“Why not?”

“There’s not enough spots”

“But there’s so much room!”

“No as in poka dots, I don’t like your clothes”
December 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“Do you guys still hate this? For a while there we didnt like that but now we like that? Do we still hate this?”

“That depends, is positive on the left or right side?”
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“Is a loser free from replays? Never having to resume or respond?”

“Would that also make them free of remorse? I can only tap my phone so much”

“A loser never has to do it again”

“Who resets the winners?”
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“New policy just dropped! For every complaint we get we start a new game of Yes And”

“Will that actually address the concerns though?”
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“Are you god?”

“Who me? No, I’m just the facilitator”

“Well then who is?”

“Let’s continue”

“Wait but -“

“As I was saying… we will soon get to the part of the story where other people tell stories about the story”
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“How do I participate in the 3 magical co-efficient board game?”

“You can enter with numeric and alphabet permuations of your birthday and initials”
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“What are you most excited to do this year?!”

“Break the Matthew effect”

“Were you aware of it before?”

“No but makes sense now! I understand the assignment”

“Doesn’t seem like the kind of gift god would give does it?”

“No, it certainly does not”
December 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM