Professional Dummy
@worldwideidiot.bsky.social
Queer Louisiana Cigar Bear (they/he)
Recently moved to Boston
LSU alum - Geaux Tigahs! 🐯
18+ only! MAGA fanboys not welcome
Recently moved to Boston
LSU alum - Geaux Tigahs! 🐯
18+ only! MAGA fanboys not welcome
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Took a late Christmas Eve stroll to see some lights #cigarbear
seasonal depression really does hit different in the northeast lmao
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
seasonal depression really does hit different in the northeast lmao
Haven't been on here consistently in a while, but just had to shared the before, during, and after pics of my first gumbo up in Massachusetts.
Got to share some with coworkers at our Thanksgiving potluck, and it was an absolute hit!
Got to share some with coworkers at our Thanksgiving potluck, and it was an absolute hit!
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Haven't been on here consistently in a while, but just had to shared the before, during, and after pics of my first gumbo up in Massachusetts.
Got to share some with coworkers at our Thanksgiving potluck, and it was an absolute hit!
Got to share some with coworkers at our Thanksgiving potluck, and it was an absolute hit!
Got a reminder that we have PD tonight literally 5 minutes before it start. Meanwhile, I was comfortably in bed about to pass the fuck out. 😔
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Got a reminder that we have PD tonight literally 5 minutes before it start. Meanwhile, I was comfortably in bed about to pass the fuck out. 😔
Geaux Tigers! 🐯
September 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Geaux Tigers! 🐯
Rainy day smokes at the Charles
#cigarbear
#cigarbear
September 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Rainy day smokes at the Charles
#cigarbear
#cigarbear
GEAUX TIGERS!
Brian Kelly’s reloaded LSU defense makes a statement, taking down Clemson 17-10 ‼️
August 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
GEAUX TIGERS!
This sexy #cigardad needs some relief after a long day at work. Why don't you be a good boy, lean over the center console, and offer up that wet throat while Dad has his smoke?
August 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This sexy #cigardad needs some relief after a long day at work. Why don't you be a good boy, lean over the center console, and offer up that wet throat while Dad has his smoke?
Officially made it through all of my summer training, professional development, and now Open House at my school! Thought I earned a nice, big #cigar for all my hard work.
August 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Officially made it through all of my summer training, professional development, and now Open House at my school! Thought I earned a nice, big #cigar for all my hard work.
Sunday Smokes at the Commons
#cigarbear
#cigarbear
August 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Sunday Smokes at the Commons
#cigarbear
#cigarbear
Trying to figure out if the guy I've been talking to is into gaining and didn't tell me or if he just happens to all the same poses/angles/etc that gainers use in their pics... 🤔
August 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trying to figure out if the guy I've been talking to is into gaining and didn't tell me or if he just happens to all the same poses/angles/etc that gainers use in their pics... 🤔
Just got jumped in the fantasy football group chat for saying that "the real prize is the friendships we make along the way" lol
August 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Just got jumped in the fantasy football group chat for saying that "the real prize is the friendships we make along the way" lol
New jocks came in, so I had to do a little photoshoot.
Here's #1
Here's #1
August 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
New jocks came in, so I had to do a little photoshoot.
Here's #1
Here's #1
Finally ordered new jocks, can't wait for them to get here this week so I can show them off 😈
August 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Finally ordered new jocks, can't wait for them to get here this week so I can show them off 😈
It feels a bit early to be feral online, but I must say that I'd gladly let any man built like this ruin my life.
August 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It feels a bit early to be feral online, but I must say that I'd gladly let any man built like this ruin my life.
I love a good grindr/growlr convonscreenshot where the poster thinks they look reasonable but they're clearly being a jackass lol
August 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I love a good grindr/growlr convonscreenshot where the poster thinks they look reasonable but they're clearly being a jackass lol
First time handling an 80 ring. I think it looks pretty good on me. #cigarbear
August 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
First time handling an 80 ring. I think it looks pretty good on me. #cigarbear
Been a little while since I've gotten a good smoke in. #cigarbear
August 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Been a little while since I've gotten a good smoke in. #cigarbear
Having a bit of a lazy #fatcockfriday
I need a good excuse to stay in bed today 😈
I need a good excuse to stay in bed today 😈
August 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Having a bit of a lazy #fatcockfriday
I need a good excuse to stay in bed today 😈
I need a good excuse to stay in bed today 😈
Hacking Elmo's twitter and using it to post this shit is an absolutely insane way to spend a random Sunday afternoon...
Shame on whoever these people are.
Shame on whoever these people are.
July 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hacking Elmo's twitter and using it to post this shit is an absolutely insane way to spend a random Sunday afternoon...
Shame on whoever these people are.
Shame on whoever these people are.
The AC went out at our afternoon training site, so this has NOT been a vibe.
1st day teaching summer school!
Chat, what do we think of the fit?
Chat, what do we think of the fit?
June 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The AC went out at our afternoon training site, so this has NOT been a vibe.
1st day teaching summer school!
Chat, what do we think of the fit?
Chat, what do we think of the fit?
June 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
1st day teaching summer school!
Chat, what do we think of the fit?
Chat, what do we think of the fit?
Shopping for nice pants as a fat bitch with a fat ass is a circle of hell that I'm not sure I'd wish upon my worst enemies.
June 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Shopping for nice pants as a fat bitch with a fat ass is a circle of hell that I'm not sure I'd wish upon my worst enemies.
My married bear bud came back this morning and let me tongue fuck his tight, furry hole.
June 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My married bear bud came back this morning and let me tongue fuck his tight, furry hole.
Hot as hell, but it's also the most beautiful day we've had since I moved up here so... 🤷🏾♂️
Had to light up a stick in the park. #cigarbear
Had to light up a stick in the park. #cigarbear
June 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hot as hell, but it's also the most beautiful day we've had since I moved up here so... 🤷🏾♂️
Had to light up a stick in the park. #cigarbear
Had to light up a stick in the park. #cigarbear
GEAUX TIGERS!!! 🐯
GEAUX TIGERS 🐯
For the eighth time in program history, LSU baseball claims the national championship.
For the eighth time in program history, LSU baseball claims the national championship.
June 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
GEAUX TIGERS!!! 🐯