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Back in the day we used to have REAL actors like the excellent Robert Jizz
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Back in the day we used to have REAL actors like the excellent Robert Jizz
His hat says "America is Bad"
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
His hat says "America is Bad"
Oh, Pokémon? Hmm, gotta catch em all IMO
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh, Pokémon? Hmm, gotta catch em all IMO
I love sticking my hand in the air fryer
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I love sticking my hand in the air fryer
The Grinch's heart grew three sizes because the CIA injected him with a lethal agent but miscalculated the dose because we don't know what kind of thing the grinch is
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Grinch's heart grew three sizes because the CIA injected him with a lethal agent but miscalculated the dose because we don't know what kind of thing the grinch is
I will stop at Nothing to see the Grinch executed in cold blood. That is my pledge and promise to all Americans
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I will stop at Nothing to see the Grinch executed in cold blood. That is my pledge and promise to all Americans
Have a sick fucking Thanksgiving on dumb ass bluesky the misery website
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Have a sick fucking Thanksgiving on dumb ass bluesky the misery website
I like to eat a normal amount of food on Saint giving da thanks day
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I like to eat a normal amount of food on Saint giving da thanks day
THEM: You better not be a gingerbread holiday axolotl in the middle of a 10 day weather forecast when I get there
ME:
ME:
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
THEM: You better not be a gingerbread holiday axolotl in the middle of a 10 day weather forecast when I get there
ME:
ME:
For the love a god don't talk to me till I've had my breakfast spaghetti
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
For the love a god don't talk to me till I've had my breakfast spaghetti
If Shrek were real I would shoot him on sight
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If Shrek were real I would shoot him on sight
Sorry! I ONLY watch brain melting asmr
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Sorry! I ONLY watch brain melting asmr
Nothing says November like Taiwan Killer Hospital
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nothing says November like Taiwan Killer Hospital
Doing drunken movie reviews sounds so fun but unfortunately I'm not that kind of person this week
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Doing drunken movie reviews sounds so fun but unfortunately I'm not that kind of person this week
Sometimes my kids wake up on the weekend and it's not even 7 in the fucking o'clock yet
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sometimes my kids wake up on the weekend and it's not even 7 in the fucking o'clock yet
I'm so fucking pissed that it's nearly 80 degrees in Nebraska today
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I'm so fucking pissed that it's nearly 80 degrees in Nebraska today
My 5th grader has been doing a unit on identifying AI generated vs human content in media class recently in case anyone was wondering
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My 5th grader has been doing a unit on identifying AI generated vs human content in media class recently in case anyone was wondering
I watched 4 movies today, mostly while working in the kitchen:
1 Please don't destroy treasure of foggy mountain
2 Azrael
3 Glamping
4 Jurassic world rebirth
1 Please don't destroy treasure of foggy mountain
2 Azrael
3 Glamping
4 Jurassic world rebirth
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I watched 4 movies today, mostly while working in the kitchen:
1 Please don't destroy treasure of foggy mountain
2 Azrael
3 Glamping
4 Jurassic world rebirth
1 Please don't destroy treasure of foggy mountain
2 Azrael
3 Glamping
4 Jurassic world rebirth
Gentle ethereal music continues
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Gentle ethereal music continues
Got a bottle of cognac and the label says CLAUDE DA BUSSY
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Got a bottle of cognac and the label says CLAUDE DA BUSSY
One thing you might not know about me is that I'm literally a person who loves salad 🥗
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
One thing you might not know about me is that I'm literally a person who loves salad 🥗
Dick Cheney has been laid to rest in New Donk City
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Dick Cheney has been laid to rest in New Donk City
What would you do if you were trapped in the Dick Wolf extended universe?
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What would you do if you were trapped in the Dick Wolf extended universe?