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WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 28m

Rumor Alert! An unnamed superstar was reportedly busted with heroin in a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. We can't reveal who, but they were recently seen on the road with James Gibson. Can you guess who it was?

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 1h

Get your popcorn ready folks! It's Epydemius Jr. and Frankie Kazarian vs El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr. and Marty Elias in a tag team match! Look alive, Ref! The Forum crowd is rarin' to go!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 2h

Next up on the Funeral Parlor, brought to you by 7-Eleven, Kaun is going to have to answer for the part they played in Los Ingobernables breaking up. So stay tuned to AEW Dark, only on Fox!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 3h

It's Trios action, with Joe Anthony, the Silencer, and Bobcat up against Bastion Booger, Serpentico, and Bryan Danielson! Coming up next, only on Mid-Atlantic Championship Wrestling!

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WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 4h

Ka-plow! Star Jr. devastated Brody King with a clothesline! The Ref is already up to 12. Will either man make it back into the ring in time to avoid a count out?

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 5h

We are LIVE on WCW Saturday Night, brought to you by Mountain Dew Code Red! I'm Tony Schiavone joined, as always, by Jimmy Hart. Kicking things right off with the Legion of Doom going head to head with Jim 'the Grim Reaper' Roper & 'Irish' Terry Conklin. Hold on to your seats, folks!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 6h

I don't believe it, Paul Heyman! Heidi Katrina is the here! Number 21 in the Royal Rumble! The Indie all-star is here to make their name on the big stage!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 7h

I don't believe it, Jerry Lawler! Shane Mercer is the here! Number 4 in the Royal Rumble! The Indie all-star is here to make their name on the big stage!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 8h

Do you remember the 1986 Royal Rumble when Larry Zbyszko and his best friend Angélico were the last two left, and they decided who would win with a coin toss? What a display of loyalty, Jimmy Hart!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 9h

Mach Fumiake is striding to the ring with a trashcan in each hand for this hardcore match against Rebel. No DQ, Mauro Ranallo, so you know this one is gonna get out of control!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 10h

Dirty Dutch Mantel has been barred from accompanying Miss Madness to the ring tonight due to their blatant interference last week against Miss Elizabeth. I can't believe they tried to sneak that cricket bat into the ring!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 11h

I can't believe that song is for the Machines, JR. Rick Derringer should have buried himself and stay buried!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 12h

What a night! We have Alexa Bliss in center ring calling out Anna Jay! This is gonna get ugly, good old JR!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 13h

Grab your bowl of Lucky Charms cereal and tune in to NBC next Saturday morning for another fun-filled episode of Ric Flair's Wrestle Babies!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 14h

This Day in Wrestling History: 1991 - Gedo and Crusher Machine teamed up against the Acolytes for the last time before departing the company for their new jobs with DDT.

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 15h

Jay Lethal and his tag team partner, Tiger Mask, put on a hilarious ⭐⭐⭐⭐ classic last night at All-Star Wrestling.

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 16h

I don't believe it, Jesse 'The Body' Ventura! Gisele Shaw is the here! Number 2 in the Royal Rumble! The Indie all-star is here to make their name on the big stage!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 17h

There's been a lot of bad blood between Lady Shani and Ms. Jackie Moore ever since they first clashed last year on WCW WorldWide. They're looking to settle it tonight here live at Clash of Champions!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 18h

Set your VCR to record, Todd Pettengill, because Kiera Hogan is gonna be on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert promoting their appearance on the cover of next month's In Touch Weekly! Grab it wherever magazines are sold!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 19h

DREAM MATCH! It's Video Wrestling champ Hitomi in a Ironman match against Lita here at Triplemania! Get ready to see the best inverted heel hook in the business!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 20h

I've had just about all I can take out of you, Jamie-San! And I'm gonna shut you up, once and for all, next week at Capital Punishment! I'm gonna smack the crap out of you, hit you with the Chokeslam, and send your ass home in a body bag!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 21h

handshake! What I need now from you, is just a hug and a kiss, to seal the deal, baby! Dig this, DIG IT!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 21h

Uh-huh... I've got something to say, Matt Striker... I don't need no handshake. Because up there, right now tonight, there's- there's people with their brothers, their sisters and their wives. They are blood! The Kennedys were blood! The Earps were blood! The Rhodes are blood! I don't need a

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WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 22h

Boogaloo Brown has been barred from accompanying the Booty Babe to the ring tonight due to their blatant interference last week against the Stalker. I can't believe they tried to sneak that cricket bat into the ring!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 23h

Watch out! Guardian Angel nailed Tony Leyenda with a kick! The Ref is already up to 11. Will either man make it back into the ring in time to avoid a count out?