hibernating wreck
@wreckonrails.com
Atlantan, Yellow Jacket, resident of the Greater EDSBS Co-Prosperity Sphere. Web developer, runner, waiting to be hurt by CFB again every fall. Previously known as @dotwreck at the bird site.
Y’all all still have your snacks left over from last weekend, right?
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Y’all all still have your snacks left over from last weekend, right?
"ugh, I don't want to go back to the office" — something I, a 100% remote employee, just said out loud because there are only two warm rooms in my house and the office isn't one of them
January 27, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"ugh, I don't want to go back to the office" — something I, a 100% remote employee, just said out loud because there are only two warm rooms in my house and the office isn't one of them
Faced with the dilemma of "go for a run when the windchill is 15 but at least it's sunny" or "do it after the sun goes down and the windchill is 11, but maybe a half-dozen fellow sickos will be suffering alongside me"
Questioning my choice of hobbies right now, tbh
Questioning my choice of hobbies right now, tbh
January 26, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Faced with the dilemma of "go for a run when the windchill is 15 but at least it's sunny" or "do it after the sun goes down and the windchill is 11, but maybe a half-dozen fellow sickos will be suffering alongside me"
Questioning my choice of hobbies right now, tbh
Questioning my choice of hobbies right now, tbh
Oh hey, it's a holiday in India again so I'm the only one working today, cool cool
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Oh hey, it's a holiday in India again so I'm the only one working today, cool cool
It's actually just the one anthem singer everywhere, he just has 22 aliases
January 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
It's actually just the one anthem singer everywhere, he just has 22 aliases
I love this because it's probably the closest approximation to what it would look like if I attempted to play QB in the NFL
January 25, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I love this because it's probably the closest approximation to what it would look like if I attempted to play QB in the NFL
Starting to hear things fall outside, so it’s time to take shelter in the Basement
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Starting to hear things fall outside, so it’s time to take shelter in the Basement
And here comes the wind
Now the fun really begins
Now the fun really begins
January 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
And here comes the wind
Now the fun really begins
Now the fun really begins
I've been up for 5 1/2 hours and just now saw the third car of the day driving down my street. Good job understanding the assignment, everyone
January 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I've been up for 5 1/2 hours and just now saw the third car of the day driving down my street. Good job understanding the assignment, everyone
Couldn't decide between hot chocolate and coffee this morning, so just said fuck it and had both, not like I have anywhere to be
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Couldn't decide between hot chocolate and coffee this morning, so just said fuck it and had both, not like I have anywhere to be
[looks down at ground] oh, it’s just wet, cool, not that bad
[looks up] ah, well, nevertheless
[looks up] ah, well, nevertheless
January 25, 2026 at 12:52 PM
[looks down at ground] oh, it’s just wet, cool, not that bad
[looks up] ah, well, nevertheless
[looks up] ah, well, nevertheless
So I know we’re all focused on this weekend, and rightly so
But also: wtf is this shit???
But also: wtf is this shit???
January 23, 2026 at 1:09 AM
So I know we’re all focused on this weekend, and rightly so
But also: wtf is this shit???
But also: wtf is this shit???
This should go without saying, but no, attending your team's big football game is perfectly fine and does not require an apology
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
This should go without saying, but no, attending your team's big football game is perfectly fine and does not require an apology
Y'all are dragging a lot of stupid people onto my doorstep today who I wouldn't have even had to know existed otherwise
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Y'all are dragging a lot of stupid people onto my doorstep today who I wouldn't have even had to know existed otherwise
Picked up ice melt yesterday, just finished my grocery run, now not going within half a mile of a retail establishment until the storm passes
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Picked up ice melt yesterday, just finished my grocery run, now not going within half a mile of a retail establishment until the storm passes
Look, some of us aren't in our twenties anymore, if an event happens it's gotta be before like 11pm Eastern, get it together
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Look, some of us aren't in our twenties anymore, if an event happens it's gotta be before like 11pm Eastern, get it together
QB talent runs in the family, right? Asking for a local football team
January 20, 2026 at 9:57 PM
QB talent runs in the family, right? Asking for a local football team
Tree has been stashed in the attic. Farewell, marginally-tolerable part of winter, now it's time for six weeks of nonstop misery!
January 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Tree has been stashed in the attic. Farewell, marginally-tolerable part of winter, now it's time for six weeks of nonstop misery!
I would say this obviously isn’t going to happen, but then again I did just watch Indiana win a national championship in football, so fuck it, why not?
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I would say this obviously isn’t going to happen, but then again I did just watch Indiana win a national championship in football, so fuck it, why not?
Beautiful start, Canes
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Beautiful start, Canes
These fuckin' catches, man
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 AM
These fuckin' catches, man
the HELL was that (complimentary)
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 AM
the HELL was that (complimentary)
lolololololololololol
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
lolololololololololol
Carson's gonna do it, it's just a matter of time
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Carson's gonna do it, it's just a matter of time