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haunted wreck

@wreckonrails.com

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Atlantan, Yellow Jacket, resident of the Greater EDSBS Co-Prosperity Sphere. Web developer, runner, waiting to be hurt by CFB again every fall. Previously known as @dotwreck at the bird site.

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haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 9h

Also, not that there's ever a good time for such a meeting, 9:30am ET/7pm IST seems especially bad

I'm gonna be hangry and the rest of the team's gonna be regular angry, should go great

haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 9h

no, YOU forgot that tomorrow's four-hour planning meeting got moved to today

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haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 1d

My iTunes library, 2009. I wouldn't vote for that asshole either, honestly

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 1d

anyway if you were running for political office, what’s the worst thing you think an oppo researcher could dig up on you? mine would be “any picture of my hair circa 2006”

haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 1d

Nothing kills the vibe like a meeting invite for 90 minutes at 11pm on a Friday, even when you already knew it was coming

haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 1d

How much is the subscription option to opt out of discourse about political candidates in places I have never and will never live? Actually, don't bother telling me, here's a blank check, go nuts

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haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 1d

The problem with the MLB playoffs happening in the middle of football season is that every time the commentators talk about Toronto's pitcher I keep thinking about South Carolina's coach

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haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 2d

Fuck it, I’m not getting any work done today

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haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 2d

Testing the limits of procrastination: swooped in to book the last available room at a hotel for a 4-night stay two and a half weeks ahead of an international trip

haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 2d

My work enemy is really just "whoever happens to be my team's QA person at the time"

For several years, that person was also simultaneously my work wife, lol

It’s Courtney. @hersoulwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.

You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠

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haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 2d

[opens sock drawer for the first time in six months]

oh right, probably should do something about this mess

haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 2d

The Teams icon on my work laptop changed, so I must once again live with the dread of knowing that Microsoft is back on its bullshit

haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 2d

76 is an unserious jersey number for a position player

I realize this is an extremely old man opinion, but I stand by it