🦃 Chris Hicks 🦃
@writechriswrite.bsky.social
Horror Author | Screenwriter | Drinker of reheated coffee | Mammal
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All You Can Eat - Chapter One
An Invited Guest
open.substack.com
Chapter 1 is live on Substack!
Kids: you need to stop texting visual puns, they’re not funny.
Me: Oh yeah? Well, this graph says otherwise:
Me: Oh yeah? Well, this graph says otherwise:
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Kids: you need to stop texting visual puns, they’re not funny.
Me: Oh yeah? Well, this graph says otherwise:
Me: Oh yeah? Well, this graph says otherwise:
Chapter 1 is live on Substack!
All You Can Eat - Chapter One
An Invited Guest
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Chapter 1 is live on Substack!
Belly up to the counter for a buffet of terror.
All You Can Eat – Teaser
An eight-part serial novella. The first course drops Tuesday, November 10th.
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Belly up to the counter for a buffet of terror.
You misheard me. I didn’t say there is a lot of money to be made from writing. I said there is a lot of money to be made from writers.
And you can too, if you sign up for my six week Masterclass on…
And you can too, if you sign up for my six week Masterclass on…
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You misheard me. I didn’t say there is a lot of money to be made from writing. I said there is a lot of money to be made from writers.
And you can too, if you sign up for my six week Masterclass on…
And you can too, if you sign up for my six week Masterclass on…
Batting cleanup on today’s writing playlist:
Emma Ruth Rundle - Marked For Death (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Sargent House
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Batting cleanup on today’s writing playlist:
🚨 I ghosted my Substack for a year. Now I’m back with weekly horror/sci-fi shorts. No cigarettes, just nightmares.
First drop: Tuesday.
(P.S. Ever wondered if you can milk a pigeon? Click below, then subscribe.) 🐦💀
First drop: Tuesday.
(P.S. Ever wondered if you can milk a pigeon? Click below, then subscribe.) 🐦💀
Reviving This Before My Mom Unsubscribes
Or, How My Substack Went to Buy Cigarettes and Disappeared for Over a Year
open.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
🚨 I ghosted my Substack for a year. Now I’m back with weekly horror/sci-fi shorts. No cigarettes, just nightmares.
First drop: Tuesday.
(P.S. Ever wondered if you can milk a pigeon? Click below, then subscribe.) 🐦💀
First drop: Tuesday.
(P.S. Ever wondered if you can milk a pigeon? Click below, then subscribe.) 🐦💀
Watched Halloween 3: The Season of the Witch for the first time since watching it in the 80s.
thanos says " perhaps i treated you too harshly " in a scene from a movie
ALT: thanos says " perhaps i treated you too harshly " in a scene from a movie
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Watched Halloween 3: The Season of the Witch for the first time since watching it in the 80s.
Aggressive virus infected monkeys weren’t on my bingo card for this year, but that’s on me.
October 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Aggressive virus infected monkeys weren’t on my bingo card for this year, but that’s on me.
AARP should change its name to AAOPWWNRAWUTAD
October 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
AARP should change its name to AAOPWWNRAWUTAD
It's easy to forget, but some days you just have to remind yourself that you have survived every bad day you've had in your life, which means you're undefeated.
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It's easy to forget, but some days you just have to remind yourself that you have survived every bad day you've had in your life, which means you're undefeated.
My wife was trying on dresses and asked me, “do I look good or do I look skinny?”
a cartoon character says this could be a trap in a dark room
ALT: a cartoon character says this could be a trap in a dark room
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My wife was trying on dresses and asked me, “do I look good or do I look skinny?”
For anyone in Columbus, Ohio the Ohio Horror Writer’s Association has event with the Columbus Library on 10/26.
I’ll be reading a brand new story & participating on the panels.
Details below:
I’ll be reading a brand new story & participating on the panels.
Details below:
Super Saturday Spook-tacular at Main Library
Make Main Library your destination one Saturday of every month and enjoy special programming and activities for adults. In October, meet members of the Ohio Horror Writers Association!
events.columbuslibrary.org
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
For anyone in Columbus, Ohio the Ohio Horror Writer’s Association has event with the Columbus Library on 10/26.
I’ll be reading a brand new story & participating on the panels.
Details below:
I’ll be reading a brand new story & participating on the panels.
Details below:
She’s part mountain goat, always going up, never down.
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
She’s part mountain goat, always going up, never down.
Owl pounce at half speed. Not sure what she’s hunting but she’s chewing on something.
October 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Owl pounce at half speed. Not sure what she’s hunting but she’s chewing on something.
Me every time the stock market tanks.
a cartoon character from south park is pointing at a blackboard with multiplication written on it
ALT: a cartoon character from south park is pointing at a blackboard with multiplication written on it
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Me every time the stock market tanks.
Michelin Star restaurants would serve biscuits and gravy and call it “flour two ways”
October 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Michelin Star restaurants would serve biscuits and gravy and call it “flour two ways”
I can only hope an owl in the backyard is a positive omen. Even if it isn’t, I don’t care. It’s a fucking owl!
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I can only hope an owl in the backyard is a positive omen. Even if it isn’t, I don’t care. It’s a fucking owl!
She wants me to help her do the exercise wheel.
October 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
She wants me to help her do the exercise wheel.
I haven’t watched a single Fast & Furious movie.
What cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I've never played a video game, as such. Like, the kind that you need a controller for, that appears on your TV or computer? No interest.
The Drug Wars text game was fun though.
I've never played a video game, as such. Like, the kind that you need a controller for, that appears on your TV or computer? No interest.
The Drug Wars text game was fun though.
October 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I haven’t watched a single Fast & Furious movie.
This sketch was for me
KPop Demon Hunters - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
October 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This sketch was for me
Bear lost the Big Blue House in the subprime mortgage crisis.
October 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Bear lost the Big Blue House in the subprime mortgage crisis.