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Joseph Norris, III
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Horror Author l screenwriter l Cheyney U alum l macabre maniac l mentored by Author Dr Eugenia Collier l writetoscare.wordpress.com
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Why do public bathrooms water at the sink to wash your hands come out with the force of Galactus eating a Universe!? Geeez!!!
a man with red eyes is surrounded by a purple galaxy
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December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
March 1990 after reviving from a 3 month coma. Eye had several cognitive test. Passed them all. Last test question was "who discovered america?" my answer "we were already here, nothing to discover." Therapist asked again. Same answer, She rephrased. Same answer. She got upset and left! AHO'
a man with long hair and yellow paint on his face
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December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"Falling for a Goth Woman who doesn't know I exist. Causes me to swoon in her "darkness" squealing, "My existence, to myself, is because of you."
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The Oscars will stream exclusively on YouTube, starting in 2029. Last time viewed by me was when Whoopi was the host. Mi not care!!
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December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Going into 2026 like
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
@marcialynnpaul.bsky.social Gooooood afternoon Teach. How're you doing? Eye truly hope all is well with you. Long time no rap to :)
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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The third film in the #JamesBond series "GOLDFINGER" directed by Guy Hamilton and starring Sean Connery, Honor Blackman, Gert Fröbe, Tania Mallet and Harold Sakata premiered #OnThisDay in 1964 at The Odeon, Leicester Square in London

🎬 Eon Productions
🎞 United Artists
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Guy bragging bout his wounds/scars from mt biking. Eye laffed. He side eyed me "what scars u got?" Me amputated legs, amputated finger tips, head injury, broken clavicle, broken right shoulder, 2 kidney tx's, hernia surg, g bladder surg, 3 fistula surg, and expl surg from car a&e. He limps away lol
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December 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Absolutely
Yearly reminder that the best Christmas action movie is actually The Long Kiss Goodnight.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Wow, eye just had a cold chill run up my right leg. Very very weird cause eye be got no right leg. This was def a first!
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Defies logic, Captain—an Ardvark, with a pet dog. ijs
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Eye miss "Lovecraft Country". Time for me to re-watch the series. #horror #horrorcommunity
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Did my 5th emotional ride with "Godzilla Minus One" Def worth it all 5 times. #scifimovies #horror #horrormovies
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Mr. Incredible on an Edible beats Elf on a Shelf all the time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Can E.B. White's family sue the federal government for calling the ICE attacks in Charlotte NC "Charlotte's Web"?
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"Our dalliance has erupted into Aetnaesque devotion. My, some say, mastery of every superstition has not swayed you, Astrid, away from me. Alas, my marriage proposal has raised many flags bearing black stains of death. Your married name would be Astrid Eloise Markes, 666, the mark of the beast....."
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM