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Ryan
@wrwlvrn.bsky.social
music at goodcorners.bandcamp.com
more video art at https://www.tiktok.com/@_a_v_i_a_n_
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Madison WI
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there's been something I've had to tell myself a lot lately so I figured I might as well tell it to everybody else too. also this is the first one of these that I've narrated, in case you're curious what my voice sounds like.
truly inspired by the dems' message of "we can't make anything better and we can't slow the rate at which everything gets worse"
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
finally realized as I approach middle age that I love spontaneity when I'm the one instigating it but I often get very anxious and uncomfortable when people are doing spontaneity to me. would've been nice to figure this one out sooner.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
an ok thing about daylight savings is I get to see the small black birds that gather in the big trees behind my work at dusk. about an hour before sunset they start arriving from all directions in groups of 4-10 until there are hundreds of them up there chattering. it's a nice thing I get to see.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
was just talking with a smart guy who has a business degree from a very good university but had never heard of the Dutch tulip mania of the 1600s. I didn't think my opinion of "business school" could get any lower but here we are I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
don't blame me I voted for Ötzi the Iceman
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 AM
got home from the bar and made a grilled cheese that would make Ötzi the Iceman weep
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Matt Lafleur's haircut is why he'll never be a truly great NFL coach. He gets that shit done every single week. How much time do you think coaches with multiple super bowl rings spend sitting in a goddamn barber chair.
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
niche meme for the antique door hardware heads
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
salvaged a late 1800s-early 1900s door on which someone wrote "boys please keep out" in old-timey (palmer script?) handwriting

this door would normally be in too rough of condition to save but because of the writing I can't quite bring myself to dumpster it
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
it's autumnal as fuck here in madison wisconsin today
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Reposted by Ryan
I was 19, and dead from the neck up
She was a Christian rock ingenue
Sentimental as a cat's grave
Her fucking body broke my eyes
And she said, "I'm gonna love the hell out of you"
October 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
simplest thing might be to put my mechanic, my dentist, and my landlord into a room together with my paycheck and let em negotiate directly while I just go fuck myself
October 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
[10 seconds before getting my ass kicked by a motorcycle gang ] do you guys ever think about how your version of rebellion requires you all to dress the same and ride the same kind of motorcycle? do you ever ask yourself why it's so important to you to be perceived as a badass tough guy
October 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Reposted by Ryan
life hack: take an uber to a bar 3 miles away. have a few beers. walk home, stopping at 2-3 bars on the way to have a beer and a rest. brother you just got 3 miles of exercise and saved $4.
October 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
thinking of some biomes I have enjoyed

-Canadian Shield
-Tropical Pacific
-American High Desert

if you've experienced one or more of these you can pleasantly reminisce about that time in your life or if you're in one of them now you can be like "hell yeah this whips"
October 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
life hack: take an uber to a bar 3 miles away. have a few beers. walk home, stopping at 2-3 bars on the way to have a beer and a rest. brother you just got 3 miles of exercise and saved $4.
October 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
[Tammy Baldwin in 2027 posting from the Ugandan prison where God-Emperor Trump has sent all elected democrats] Like and share if you love your health insurance!
If Republicans take away these health care tax breaks, Americans in Red, Blue, and Purple states will see their health care costs go up.
October 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I think tonight I'll go to Wilson's to watch the Brewers game and attempt the 9-9-1-9 challenge (9 beers + 9 beers + 1 burger in 9 innings)
all I want today is to drink 15 beers in complete silence but instead I must suffer
October 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
all I want today is to drink 15 beers in complete silence but instead I must suffer
October 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
sucks that this guy never got to play for the Brewers
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
generational differences are real but way too many people allow themselves to be defined by what internet culture says a millennial or gen xer is supposed to be and it severely limits their imagination about what they could be. toxic tribalism hiding behind silly memes.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
a couple hours ago I got a good whiff of that earthy dead leaf autumn smell for the first time this year. now we're getting some strong petrichor with this little rainshower. smell update 9/19/25 madison wisconsin.
September 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
everyone in my building besides me is a healthy looking normie looking 20 something office worker and when they see me outside smoking they look at me like I have leprosy except for one young couple who always smile and say hi and if this place burns down I will sacrifice my life to save them
September 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
apparently I've gotten really into filming nature footage on vhs. I have a plan.
September 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM