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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 5d

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · 9d

smoking that turok 2: weed of evil

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · 27d

Makes me wonder something else, do the fatalities in these disasters lower since the vehicles are self-sufficient and don't need as big a crew? Like if the Titanic was sentient, it wouldn't need a Bridge or an Engineering Crew since it controls its own direction and speed.

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · 27d

It is my duty to recommend everyone read Duke Nukem: Glorious Bastard, it does everything you would want out of a Schwarzenegger spoof shooting Nazis, Aliens, and Nazi Aliens.

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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 27d

The virgin "noooo you can't kill hitler because le violence is bad" industry comic vs the chad "lol fuck this clown" Duke nukem comic

Panel 1: hitler sees Duke nukem in his bunker AH: "Wer?" DN:"Yo, shitler"

Panel 2: hitler hold a pistol to his own head and says "ah scheisse"

Panel 3: he does the deed

Panel 4: Duke, sneering with a lit cigar, "pussy"

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Time Extension @timeextension.com · 27d

Well, That's Another Minor Duke Nukem Mystery Solved.

Well, That's Another Minor Duke Nukem Mystery Solved

"We were too busy doing our own thing which we were sure was awesome"

www.timeextension.com

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · Sep 14

Vehicle-related tragedies like 9/11, the Titanic, and the Hindenburg are extra fucked up in the Cars Universe because the vehicles themselves were likely sentient too. Could you imagine your body getting hijacked, filled with cold water and broken in half, or bursting into flames?

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · Aug 18

One night my wife was feeling kinky, she told me for bed I could cum inside. I said "Thanks! I'm tired of sleeping out on the lawn."

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · Aug 17

opening this app is a coin toss between seeing the baddest women on planet earth and news so stressful it instantly gives me heart palpatations

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Neon Rain - Rebirth 2025/10/20 @neon-brain.itch.io · Jul 19

I guess I could repost the gerp rifle. That could be new informations for the recent followers.

#indiedev #indiegame #metroidvania #boomershooter

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · Jul 14

that's enough from the duke archive today

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · Jul 3

assuming you guys saw the new jurassic, how was it?

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · Jun 28

every sunset eventually turns into the darkness of night, does that make the sunset not worth watching?

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · Jun 25

I also named Gerp, he's my little son gun and I love him very much.

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · Jun 23

I need to find better franchises to spend five years autistically obsessing over.

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · Jun 13

I've largely become a hermit, it's hard to be passionate when you're just surrounded by pettiness and misery. It's a battle I tried to fight and ending up losing working on the Atomic Times.

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Wump Flumpem @wumpflumpem.bsky.social · Jun 6

The PS1 Duke model is actually the one from LOTB.

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Neon Rain - Rebirth 2025/10/20 @neon-brain.itch.io · May 10

Gerp rifle

#indiegames #Metroidvania #Boomershooter

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