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Sum FatKid
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I don’t know if I have the energy to rebuild this nonsense.

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Remember that time like 10 days ago when I got in trouble on a social media platform cuz of the Super Bowl?

Go Birds.
Gonna start a unicorn training franchise company.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I feel bad for the person who has to zoom interview me on ThanksgEVEng but it’s their fault for suggesting it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The Spinnahs stoled my local baseball team growing up so I will never wish them success cuz I’m good at grudges.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
For those keeping score at home, I just let me parents know that I’ve been unemployed/underemployed for almost 2 years and that the Mystery Lady moved a year ago.

So now you’re all allowed to talk with them about it if you wish.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Laying in bed until forever as an ineffective coping and avoidance method.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The countdown to personally being completely f*cked continues.

Stay tuned for new episodes.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Just explained to my mother what a leveraged buyout is.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Did anyone send me something from Amazorn?

I have a package that I didn’t order addressed to me.

I don’t want to open it if I’m supposed to wait til later this month.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
That Shoresy trailer has me excited for Christmas in Canada.

Wonder how long the US will have to wait for it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Don’t forget to refill the soap dispenser in the bathroom.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Can you use Doritos instead of stale bread in your Thanksgiving stuffing?
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Someone ask John Middleton why Kyle Schwarber hasn’t been re-signed yet.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Who else is out their reliving and re-examining all of their weekend interactions in their head to find all the points where they f*cked up?
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Do I want to fly a long way next week to go to the movies for my nephew’s birfday?
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Anyone got $3200 I can hold?
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I finished my milk before it turned evil.

Thanks for all of your concern.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’ve got about half a gallon of milk that’s dated today so I gotta chug a lot of milk.

Anyone got some cookies I can borrow?
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
For those keeping score at home, our unassisted rules test at PAX Unplugged with snacks still leads to about a 50/50 split on interpretation.
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Phone Interview done

Let's see if it leads to a zoom interview
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I should take this free time to refill my water bottle, use the restroom and get a snack.
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I started being ‘productive’ around 830 this morning.

Someone give me a skeeball prize.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My body has decided the thing I needed most in the world after a long weekend at PAX Unplugged is a thigh cramp.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You all know the rule.

Let us know when you get home from Unplugged
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM