The Almighty Gob
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Irreverent blogger at www.thealmightygob.com. Be careful, this blog is easily addictive!
When Your Mega-Donor Is Better Than Their Mega-Donor. bit.ly/4sgaxZh @lbc.co.uk @iaindale.bsky.social @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @thetimes.com @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetelegraph.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk @gbnewsonline.bsky.social
When Your Mega-Donor Is Better Than Their Mega-Donor.
Or: how British politics discovered that corruption depends entirely on whose team you’re funding.
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December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When Your Mega-Donor Is Better Than Their Mega-Donor. bit.ly/4sgaxZh @lbc.co.uk @iaindale.bsky.social @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @thetimes.com @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetelegraph.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk @gbnewsonline.bsky.social
Employment Rights Bill Could Ban Christmas Songs at Work: Free Speech Union Warns of 'Offense' Liability Crisis. bit.ly/3YaA4VY #employment #pubs #bars #clubs @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @benkentish.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
Employment Rights Bill Could Ban Christmas Songs at Work: Free Speech Union Warns of 'Offense' Liability Crisis.
When 'offensive conduct' becomes employer liability, Christmas carols become tribunal risks.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Employment Rights Bill Could Ban Christmas Songs at Work: Free Speech Union Warns of 'Offense' Liability Crisis. bit.ly/3YaA4VY #employment #pubs #bars #clubs @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @benkentish.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
A 9-year-old is in a police database. Playground language. No crime committed. Permanent record. Britain recorded 13,200 of these last year. This is thoughtcrime, and it's destroying institutions.
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#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
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#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
Britain's Non-Crime Hate Incident Scandal: 13,200 Investigations Into Things That Aren't Crimes.
How institutions reorganised around ego validation whilst children ended up in police databases.
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December 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A 9-year-old is in a police database. Playground language. No crime committed. Permanent record. Britain recorded 13,200 of these last year. This is thoughtcrime, and it's destroying institutions.
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#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
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#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
Respecting Choices: When Other People's Decisions Become Your Drama. #bronzefield #news @lbc.co.uk @dailymirrornews.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @thesun.co.uk @theobserveruk.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
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Respecting Choices: When Other People's Decisions Become Your Drama.
Or: The Samaritans understand something that vigil-holders apparently don't.
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December 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Respecting Choices: When Other People's Decisions Become Your Drama. #bronzefield #news @lbc.co.uk @dailymirrornews.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @thesun.co.uk @theobserveruk.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
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The "Hate Crime" Problem: When Nobody Can Define What They're Protecting. @lbcnews.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @benkentish.bsky.social bit.ly/4a3KKNm
The "Hate Crime" Problem: When Nobody Can Define What They're Protecting.
Ask ten people what "hate crime" means and you'll get ten different answers. And now they're proposing judges read your mind instead of juries!
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December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The "Hate Crime" Problem: When Nobody Can Define What They're Protecting. @lbcnews.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @benkentish.bsky.social bit.ly/4a3KKNm
The Power of Silence: Why Noise Is the Gatecrasher You Keep Letting In.
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The Power of Silence: Why Noise Is the Gatecrasher You Keep Letting In.
Most of us woke up this morning and reached for our phones. I did. You probably did too.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Power of Silence: Why Noise Is the Gatecrasher You Keep Letting In.
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Why Muslim Voters Fled Labour for the Greens—And Why It Won't Last. #green #politics @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk #muslim #islam @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @greenparty.org.uk @theguardian.com bit.ly/3XsjoJ9
Why Muslim Voters Fled Labour for the Greens—And Why It Won't Last.
Has Islam become a far-left religion in the West? Or have Muslim voters simply run out of options?
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December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Why Muslim Voters Fled Labour for the Greens—And Why It Won't Last. #green #politics @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk #muslim #islam @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @greenparty.org.uk @theguardian.com bit.ly/3XsjoJ9
British Immigration Hypocrisy: Exporting Graduates to Dubai While Complaining About Care Workers. #news #uk @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @theguardian.com @thedailymailuk.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk #migration #Genz bit.ly/4rsopPz
British Immigration Hypocrisy: Exporting Graduates to Dubai While Complaining About Care Workers.
The Great British Brain Drain: Young Professionals Fleeing to Muslim Countries While Their Parents Complain About Muslim Immigration.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
British Immigration Hypocrisy: Exporting Graduates to Dubai While Complaining About Care Workers. #news #uk @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @theguardian.com @thedailymailuk.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk #migration #Genz bit.ly/4rsopPz
We documented it happening. We filmed it happening. We shared the content about it happening. We just never stopped watching long enough to make it stop. When TikTok aesthetics and paddleboard stunts = political leadership 👇
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#UKPolitics #polanski @greenparty.org.uk
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#UKPolitics #polanski @greenparty.org.uk
The Polanski-Davey Double Act: How the Green Party and Liberal Democrats Turned British Politics Into Performance Art.
When slick videos and paddleboard stunts replace governance - inside the UK's political legitimacy crisis.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We documented it happening. We filmed it happening. We shared the content about it happening. We just never stopped watching long enough to make it stop. When TikTok aesthetics and paddleboard stunts = political leadership 👇
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#UKPolitics #polanski @greenparty.org.uk
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#UKPolitics #polanski @greenparty.org.uk
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The Almighty Gob Channels The Almighty God: If The Creator Wrote a Blog. #religion #christianity ##muslim @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social @iaindale.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social @thetimes.com www.thealmightygob.com/p/the-almigh...
The Almighty Gob Channels The Almighty God: If The Creator Wrote a Blog.
After billions of years, God finally breaks his silence on humanity's spectacular failure.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The Almighty Gob Channels The Almighty God: If The Creator Wrote a Blog. #religion #christianity ##muslim @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social @iaindale.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social @thetimes.com www.thealmightygob.com/p/the-almigh...
The Almighty Gob Channels The Almighty God: If The Creator Wrote a Blog.
After billions of years, God finally breaks his silence on humanity's spectacular failure.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The Almighty Gob Channels The Almighty God: If The Creator Wrote a Blog. #religion #christianity ##muslim @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social @iaindale.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social @thetimes.com www.thealmightygob.com/p/the-almigh...
18 months of #Greens in #Bristol. 6 months of #Reform across 10 councils. Identical chaos. Different reasons.
One's fixable incompetence. One's structural impossibility.
The brutal comparison: bit.ly/4pw0Und
#UKPolitics #LocalGov @bristolpost.co.uk #news @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social
One's fixable incompetence. One's structural impossibility.
The brutal comparison: bit.ly/4pw0Und
#UKPolitics #LocalGov @bristolpost.co.uk #news @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social
Reform vs Green: When Protest Meets Power – Britain's Twin Disasters in Local Government.
Why both parties are imploding in office, but only one could actually govern nationally.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
18 months of #Greens in #Bristol. 6 months of #Reform across 10 councils. Identical chaos. Different reasons.
One's fixable incompetence. One's structural impossibility.
The brutal comparison: bit.ly/4pw0Und
#UKPolitics #LocalGov @bristolpost.co.uk #news @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social
One's fixable incompetence. One's structural impossibility.
The brutal comparison: bit.ly/4pw0Und
#UKPolitics #LocalGov @bristolpost.co.uk #news @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social
They banned puberty blockers for being unsafe. Now they're testing them on 220 children to prove they're safe. The pharma companies? Already convicted of the largest fraud in history. bit.ly/4ptWjBT #PubertyBlockers #UKPolitics @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They banned puberty blockers for being unsafe. Now they're testing them on 220 children to prove they're safe. The pharma companies? Already convicted of the largest fraud in history. bit.ly/4ptWjBT #PubertyBlockers #UKPolitics @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social
The Pronoun Pile-On: How Bristol Greens Prove Paula O'Rourke Right. @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @sundaytimessa.bsky.social @theguardian.com #news @teamlabouruk.bsky.social bit.ly/3LX4qZ6
The Pronoun Pile-On: How Bristol Greens Prove Paula O'Rourke Right.
The Pronoun Pile-On: How Bristol Greens Prove Paula O'Rourke Right Within 48 hours of a principled resignation, supporters proved exactly why she left.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The Pronoun Pile-On: How Bristol Greens Prove Paula O'Rourke Right. @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @sundaytimessa.bsky.social @theguardian.com #news @teamlabouruk.bsky.social bit.ly/3LX4qZ6
The Green Party's Orphanage: What Happens When Britain's Political Refuge Gets Power. @bristolpost.co.uk @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @thetimes.com @theguardian.com @thedailymailuk.bsky.social @theguardian.com bit.ly/4a9jCfL
The Green Party's Orphanage: What Happens When Britain's Political Refuge Gets Power.
Why the Greens are collapsing under the weight of their own compassion.
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November 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The Green Party's Orphanage: What Happens When Britain's Political Refuge Gets Power. @bristolpost.co.uk @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @thetimes.com @theguardian.com @thedailymailuk.bsky.social @theguardian.com bit.ly/4a9jCfL
👇 Demanding £18 trillion for historical slavery whilst 130,000 people are trafficked and enslaved in Britain right now. The 13-century Arab slave trade nobody talks about. Bristol's statue theatre that changed nothing. Full analysis: bit.ly/47XfLzM @thetimes.com @theguardian.com @lbc.co.uk
The £18 Trillion Fantasy: Why Lenny Henry's Reparations Demand Exposes Britain's Moral Displacement Theatre.
(There wasn’t even enough room for ALL the zero’s, the amount is so obscenely large!)
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November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
👇 Demanding £18 trillion for historical slavery whilst 130,000 people are trafficked and enslaved in Britain right now. The 13-century Arab slave trade nobody talks about. Bristol's statue theatre that changed nothing. Full analysis: bit.ly/47XfLzM @thetimes.com @theguardian.com @lbc.co.uk
💔 THE INSTITUTIONAL LIE: Why #Britain Traded Truth for a Comfortable Scent. #UKPolitics #InstitutionalCowardice #FreedomOfSpeech #UncomfortableTruth #KnifeCrime #BritishSociety #news @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social 👇
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💔 THE INSTITUTIONAL LIE: Why #Britain Traded Truth for a Comfortable Scent.
Diagnosis of a Nation: How Misplaced Virtue Replaced Science, Fact, and Courage in the UK.
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November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
💔 THE INSTITUTIONAL LIE: Why #Britain Traded Truth for a Comfortable Scent. #UKPolitics #InstitutionalCowardice #FreedomOfSpeech #UncomfortableTruth #KnifeCrime #BritishSociety #news @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social 👇
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#Bristol City Council spent taxpayer money getting their "Trauma-Informed Recovery Pathway" evaluated by NIHR.
I need to tell you about the bureaucratic masterpiece that treats combat veterans and people upset by tweets with identical sympathy. And the industry that needs you fragile to survive. 👇
I need to tell you about the bureaucratic masterpiece that treats combat veterans and people upset by tweets with identical sympathy. And the industry that needs you fragile to survive. 👇
October 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
#Bristol City Council spent taxpayer money getting their "Trauma-Informed Recovery Pathway" evaluated by NIHR.
I need to tell you about the bureaucratic masterpiece that treats combat veterans and people upset by tweets with identical sympathy. And the industry that needs you fragile to survive. 👇
I need to tell you about the bureaucratic masterpiece that treats combat veterans and people upset by tweets with identical sympathy. And the industry that needs you fragile to survive. 👇
#Greta's #GlobalSumidFlotilla - aka "Thunderberg's Are Go. Part 2. The Final Act. #GretaThunberg ##GlobalSumudFlotilla #ModernActivism #@LiveFlotilla #Israel #SelfieYacht #Israel #Gaza #Breaking #Viral #GazaFlotilla #Trending #News @nickabbot.bsky.social #LBC www.thealmightygob.com/p/thunderber...
THUNDERBERGS ARE GO! Part Two - The Final Act.
When Reality Meets the Selfie Yacht. *Israeli boarding, Swedish refusal, detention centre comedy, and the planning of S.S. Thunberg II*
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October 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
#Greta's #GlobalSumidFlotilla - aka "Thunderberg's Are Go. Part 2. The Final Act. #GretaThunberg ##GlobalSumudFlotilla #ModernActivism #@LiveFlotilla #Israel #SelfieYacht #Israel #Gaza #Breaking #Viral #GazaFlotilla #Trending #News @nickabbot.bsky.social #LBC www.thealmightygob.com/p/thunderber...
#Greta's #GlobalSumidFlotilla - aka "Thunderberg's Are Go. Part 1: The True Story Behind the Viral Disaster. #GretaThunberg #ModernActivism #@LiveFlotilla #Israel #SelfieYacht #Israel #Gaza #Viral #GazaFlotilla #Trending #News @nickabbot.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk www.thealmightygob.com/p/gretas-glo...
#Greta's #GlobalSumidFlotilla - aka "Selfie Yacht": The True Story Behind the Viral Disaster.
3-minute read | The premise that launched a thousand memes.
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October 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
#Greta's #GlobalSumidFlotilla - aka "Thunderberg's Are Go. Part 1: The True Story Behind the Viral Disaster. #GretaThunberg #ModernActivism #@LiveFlotilla #Israel #SelfieYacht #Israel #Gaza #Viral #GazaFlotilla #Trending #News @nickabbot.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk www.thealmightygob.com/p/gretas-glo...
Nigel Farage Opens Car Garage Business: "Nigel's Garage" (aka The Farage Garage) - Clacton. "Taking Back Control of Your Motor." www.thealmightygob.com/p/nigel-fara... @nickabbot.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbc.co.uk #news #farage #europe #substack #blog
Nigel Farage Opens Car Garage Business: "Nigel's Garage" (aka The Farage Garage) - "Taking Back Control of Your Motor."
Reform UK leader launches satirical car garage in Clacton offering Brexit oil changes, used car sales, and "sovereignty tune-ups."
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October 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Nigel Farage Opens Car Garage Business: "Nigel's Garage" (aka The Farage Garage) - Clacton. "Taking Back Control of Your Motor." www.thealmightygob.com/p/nigel-fara... @nickabbot.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbc.co.uk #news #farage #europe #substack #blog
Keir #Starmer's #Labour Conference Speech Ignores Winter Fuel Allowance Cut While Attacking #Farage – 10 Million Pensioners Left in the Cold. @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk www.thealmightygob.com/p/keir-starm...
Keir Starmer's Labour Conference Speech Ignores Winter Fuel Allowance Cut While Attacking Farage – 10 Million Pensioners Left in the Cold.
Starmer's Conference Speech: All Farage, No Fuel.
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October 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Keir #Starmer's #Labour Conference Speech Ignores Winter Fuel Allowance Cut While Attacking #Farage – 10 Million Pensioners Left in the Cold. @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk www.thealmightygob.com/p/keir-starm...
A #Bristol Blog: My GP Said I Have No Pulse in My Feet. www.thealmightygob.com/p/a-bristol-... @england.nhs.uk @specsaversuk.bsky.social #blog
A #Bristol Blog: My GP Said I Have No Pulse in My Feet.
A humorous Bristol-based blog about the relatable absurdity of the modern health system, from pulse-less feet to the joys of Gabapentin side effects.
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September 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A #Bristol Blog: My GP Said I Have No Pulse in My Feet. www.thealmightygob.com/p/a-bristol-... @england.nhs.uk @specsaversuk.bsky.social #blog
Trump v Starmer. From World War II to Modern Politics: A Stoic's Guide to Navigating Emotional Incontinence. #starmer #trump #politics #blog @lbc.co.uk @iaindale.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @benkentish.bsky.social www.thealmightygob.com/p/trump-v-st...
Trump v Starmer. From World War II to Modern Politics: A Stoic's Guide to Navigating Emotional Incontinence.
How Stoic Principles Can Help Us Navigate a World of Emotional Incontinence.
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September 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Trump v Starmer. From World War II to Modern Politics: A Stoic's Guide to Navigating Emotional Incontinence. #starmer #trump #politics #blog @lbc.co.uk @iaindale.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @benkentish.bsky.social www.thealmightygob.com/p/trump-v-st...
If #Bristol City Council Were Sitting An Exam, The Result Would Be Fail, Fail, Fail! @bristolcouncil.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk #substack #blog www.thealmightygob.com/p/if-bristol...
If #Bristol City Council Were Sitting An Exam, The Result Would Be Fail, Fail, Fail!
Bristol's Broken Promise: A City 'Failing' its Citizens, Administratively and Politically.
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September 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If #Bristol City Council Were Sitting An Exam, The Result Would Be Fail, Fail, Fail! @bristolcouncil.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk #substack #blog www.thealmightygob.com/p/if-bristol...