The Almighty Gob
@www.thealmightygob.com
Irreverent blogger at www.thealmightygob.com. Be careful, this blog is easily addictive! Also found on MuckRack - https://muckrack.com/thealmightygob
👉 #Bristol approved £14M for bins in 20 SECONDS while police lose £35M & crime's 68% ABOVE average. You're paying £2,412 for THIS? bit.ly/4tG00aE
#BristolCouncilTax #BristolCrime #ValueForMoney @bristollibdems.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk #substack #blog
#BristolCouncilTax #BristolCrime #ValueForMoney @bristollibdems.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk #substack #blog
Bristol Council Tax 2026: Fourteen Million for Bins, Nothing Extra for Crime.
Bristol City Council approved £14 million for bin lorries in 20 seconds while Avon & Somerset Police faces £35 million in cuts. Your council tax rises by maximum permitted - but, bang for your buck?
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February 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
👉 #Bristol approved £14M for bins in 20 SECONDS while police lose £35M & crime's 68% ABOVE average. You're paying £2,412 for THIS? bit.ly/4tG00aE
#BristolCouncilTax #BristolCrime #ValueForMoney @bristollibdems.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk #substack #blog
#BristolCouncilTax #BristolCrime #ValueForMoney @bristollibdems.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk #substack #blog
👉 A £17bn billionaire said "some people were offended" about Census data. Prime Minister demanded apology anyway. He folded. If they broke him, you never stood a chance. bit.ly/4rGWniA
#JimRatcliffe #ManUtd #MUFC #UKImmigration #KeirStarmer #FreeSpeech #CancelCulture #UKPolitics @lbc.co.uk
#JimRatcliffe #ManUtd #MUFC #UKImmigration #KeirStarmer #FreeSpeech #CancelCulture #UKPolitics @lbc.co.uk
JIM RATCLIFFE APOLOGY: WHEN "SOME PEOPLE OFFENDED" BECOMES THE REAL CRIME - UK IMMIGRATION DEBATE 2025.
UK immigration debate exposes why Manchester United co-owner's honest apology became the greater crime.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
👉 A £17bn billionaire said "some people were offended" about Census data. Prime Minister demanded apology anyway. He folded. If they broke him, you never stood a chance. bit.ly/4rGWniA
#JimRatcliffe #ManUtd #MUFC #UKImmigration #KeirStarmer #FreeSpeech #CancelCulture #UKPolitics @lbc.co.uk
#JimRatcliffe #ManUtd #MUFC #UKImmigration #KeirStarmer #FreeSpeech #CancelCulture #UKPolitics @lbc.co.uk
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Free drugs. LTN hell. Plumber MPs working mornings before Parliament. The Monster Raving GREEN Party: Where at least the original Loonies knew they were taking the piss. #GortonAndDenton #GreenPartyUK #UKByElection2026 #UKPolitics #MonsterRavingGreenParty #ReformUK #LabourParty
Free drugs. LTN hell. Plumber MPs working mornings before Parliament. The Monster Raving GREEN Party: Where at least the original Loonies knew they were taking the piss. #GortonAndDenton #GreenPartyUK #UKByElection2026 #UKPolitics #MonsterRavingGreenParty #ReformUK #LabourParty
THE MONSTER RAVING GREEN PARTY: Why Britain's Greenest Politicians Should Trade Hemp for Hammers.
A Political Satire on Tradespeople in Parliament, Low Traffic Neighbourhoods, and the Palace of Westminster Refurbishment.
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February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Free drugs. LTN hell. Plumber MPs working mornings before Parliament. The Monster Raving GREEN Party: Where at least the original Loonies knew they were taking the piss. #GortonAndDenton #GreenPartyUK #UKByElection2026 #UKPolitics #MonsterRavingGreenParty #ReformUK #LabourParty
Free drugs. LTN hell. Plumber MPs working mornings before Parliament. The Monster Raving GREEN Party: Where at least the original Loonies knew they were taking the piss. #GortonAndDenton #GreenPartyUK #UKByElection2026 #UKPolitics #MonsterRavingGreenParty #ReformUK #LabourParty
Hannah Spencer + Zack Polanski selfie whilst Bristol marches ignored. Gorton Denton by-election Feb 26: drug legalisation meets reality. Three-way race, real choice 👉 bit.ly/4tt79em
February 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Hannah Spencer + Zack Polanski selfie whilst Bristol marches ignored. Gorton Denton by-election Feb 26: drug legalisation meets reality. Three-way race, real choice 👉 bit.ly/4tt79em
#Bristol's £900k care cut: Why are we paying more for less? 📉 While other cities save millions, Bristol's elderly and disabled lose vital support. See the budget gap here 👇 bit.ly/3ObeoqV @bristolpost.co.uk @labourbristol.bsky.social @bristolcouncil.bsky.social
Bristol Greens Slash In-House Care While Claiming In-House Saves Money,
Council plans £900,000 cuts to day centres for elderly and disabled people—the very services other authorities kept in-house to save millions.
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February 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
#Bristol's £900k care cut: Why are we paying more for less? 📉 While other cities save millions, Bristol's elderly and disabled lose vital support. See the budget gap here 👇 bit.ly/3ObeoqV @bristolpost.co.uk @labourbristol.bsky.social @bristolcouncil.bsky.social
Real UK power? Not PM. Not Chancellor. The ones who know where bodies are buried. Mandelson just proved it. Now facing life. Epstein receipts dropped.
👉 bit.ly/45MapY2 #PrinceOfDarkness #Mandelson #Epstein #uknews @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @ukpoliticschat.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk #trending
👉 bit.ly/45MapY2 #PrinceOfDarkness #Mandelson #Epstein #uknews @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @ukpoliticschat.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk #trending
The Prince of Darkness: When Scandal Immunity Finally Fails.
They called him the Prince of Darkness for 24 years. Not as insult—as job description. Then the receipts dropped.
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February 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Real UK power? Not PM. Not Chancellor. The ones who know where bodies are buried. Mandelson just proved it. Now facing life. Epstein receipts dropped.
👉 bit.ly/45MapY2 #PrinceOfDarkness #Mandelson #Epstein #uknews @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @ukpoliticschat.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk #trending
👉 bit.ly/45MapY2 #PrinceOfDarkness #Mandelson #Epstein #uknews @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @ukpoliticschat.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk #trending
#Bristol Green Party leader "pleased" a woman got her spine fractured by sledgehammer. She can't shower. He's pleased. Britain, 2026. #PalestineAction #ZackPolanski #BristolVerdict #KateEvans #GreenPartyUK #ElbitSystems #UKPolitics #DoubleStandards 👉 bit.ly/4rxroFU
Pleased About a Fractured Spine: The Polanski Paradox.
Or: When Britain's political (aka idiot) class learned to stop worrying and love the sledgehammer.
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February 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
#Bristol Green Party leader "pleased" a woman got her spine fractured by sledgehammer. She can't shower. He's pleased. Britain, 2026. #PalestineAction #ZackPolanski #BristolVerdict #KateEvans #GreenPartyUK #ElbitSystems #UKPolitics #DoubleStandards 👉 bit.ly/4rxroFU
"Community Left Unsurprised" - the headline Bristol won't print. If residents aren't shocked by murder, someone failed. 👉 bit.ly/4axccmk
#Bristol #Easton #StapletonRoad @bristolpost.co.uk
#Bristol #Easton #StapletonRoad @bristolpost.co.uk
The Headline 'Bristol Live' Won't Print Because It's Too Honest.
When residents aren't surprised by murder, someone's already failed.
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February 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
"Community Left Unsurprised" - the headline Bristol won't print. If residents aren't shocked by murder, someone failed. 👉 bit.ly/4axccmk
#Bristol #Easton #StapletonRoad @bristolpost.co.uk
#Bristol #Easton #StapletonRoad @bristolpost.co.uk
#bristol - Two-minute walk from my door. £1.292bn for cycle lanes. £0 for preventing this. How many more? 👉 bit.ly/4agruuw #StapletonRoad #Accountability @bristollibdems.bsky.social @bristolgreenparty.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social
How Many More Lives?
A man died on Stapleton Road Tuesday night. Two-minute walk from where I'm writing this.
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February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
#bristol - Two-minute walk from my door. £1.292bn for cycle lanes. £0 for preventing this. How many more? 👉 bit.ly/4agruuw #StapletonRoad #Accountability @bristollibdems.bsky.social @bristolgreenparty.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social
It's #bristol again! #Green councillor: "Walking 7 minutes is too far." MSc in Urban Planning btw. You couldn't make this up. #BristolNews #UKHousing #HousingCrisis #GreenParty #UrbanPlanning #NIMBYism #UKPolitics #LocalGovernment #BristolUK 👉 bit.ly/3Zavzvd
When Green Councillors Discover That Walking Seven Minutes Is Actually Climate Destruction.
Green councillors rejected hundreds of homes near Temple Meads because walking seven minutes was "too far."
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February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It's #bristol again! #Green councillor: "Walking 7 minutes is too far." MSc in Urban Planning btw. You couldn't make this up. #BristolNews #UKHousing #HousingCrisis #GreenParty #UrbanPlanning #NIMBYism #UKPolitics #LocalGovernment #BristolUK 👉 bit.ly/3Zavzvd
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I didn't exist until 2021. Now I'm 4 years old. Amazon confirmed it. Then banned me but kept selling my book and my royalties. #AmazonKDP #Author #SelfPublishing #DigitalPublishing #BristolAuthor #BPD #psychology #PublishingIndustry👉 bit.ly/4jWR1xj
I Didn't Exist Until 2021. Amazon Confirmed It.
I'm now four years old, and a published author. How about that!
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January 25, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I didn't exist until 2021. Now I'm 4 years old. Amazon confirmed it. Then banned me but kept selling my book and my royalties. #AmazonKDP #Author #SelfPublishing #DigitalPublishing #BristolAuthor #BPD #psychology #PublishingIndustry👉 bit.ly/4jWR1xj
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Weather math from 1961 explains why Bristol council can't keep promises. Fixed rules guarantee chaos. Not broken—working exactly as designed.
#BristolCouncil #ChaosTheory #government @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
Weather math from 1961 explains why Bristol council can't keep promises. Fixed rules guarantee chaos. Not broken—working exactly as designed.
#BristolCouncil #ChaosTheory #government @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
👉 bit.ly/45hYktc
Weather math from 1961 explains why Bristol council can't keep promises. Fixed rules guarantee chaos. Not broken—working exactly as designed.
#BristolCouncil #ChaosTheory #government @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
Weather math from 1961 explains why Bristol council can't keep promises. Fixed rules guarantee chaos. Not broken—working exactly as designed.
#BristolCouncil #ChaosTheory #government @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
250,000 protested #Trump in 2018. He won 2024 anyway.
#Iranian women shot in the head. You scrolled past.
#Palestinians: 50,000 dead. Your flag's on eBay now.
The flag stall proves it. You swapped causes when fashion changed. #news #trending #greenland #israel #protest @lbc.co.uk
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#Iranian women shot in the head. You scrolled past.
#Palestinians: 50,000 dead. Your flag's on eBay now.
The flag stall proves it. You swapped causes when fashion changed. #news #trending #greenland #israel #protest @lbc.co.uk
👉 bit.ly/4b1A5Dl
Revolutionary Fashion Week: Why Modern Protesters Swap Causes Like Seasonal Trends.
The outcome audit: zero policy changes, maximum emotional satisfaction, infinite flag sales By The Almighty Gob | 18 January 2026,
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January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
250,000 protested #Trump in 2018. He won 2024 anyway.
#Iranian women shot in the head. You scrolled past.
#Palestinians: 50,000 dead. Your flag's on eBay now.
The flag stall proves it. You swapped causes when fashion changed. #news #trending #greenland #israel #protest @lbc.co.uk
👉 bit.ly/4b1A5Dl
#Iranian women shot in the head. You scrolled past.
#Palestinians: 50,000 dead. Your flag's on eBay now.
The flag stall proves it. You swapped causes when fashion changed. #news #trending #greenland #israel #protest @lbc.co.uk
👉 bit.ly/4b1A5Dl
#Bristol City Council spent 3 hours literally talking "Rubbish". This is your democracy. 👉https://bit.ly/3NMsZc2 #BristolPolitics #LocalGov #Accountability @bristolpost.co.uk @bristolcouncil.bsky.social @bristolgreenparty.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
#Bristol City Council spent 3 hours literally talking "Rubbish". This is your democracy. 👉https://bit.ly/3NMsZc2 #BristolPolitics #LocalGov #Accountability @bristolpost.co.uk @bristolcouncil.bsky.social @bristolgreenparty.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social
How Kemi Badenoch Became Reform UK's Most Effective Recruiter. @conservatives.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @ukpolitics0.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk 👉 bit.ly/49NQKbo
How Kemi Badenoch Became Reform UK's Most Effective Recruiter.
How sacking Robert Jenrick turned a maybe-defection into Reform UK's biggest recruitment win of 2026.
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January 16, 2026 at 11:31 AM
How Kemi Badenoch Became Reform UK's Most Effective Recruiter. @conservatives.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @ukpolitics0.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk 👉 bit.ly/49NQKbo
The 2026 Guide to Bullshit: A Complete Taxonomy of Modern Britain's Most Reliable Export. bit.ly/44YefwM #ukpolitics @ukparliament.parliament.uk @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @privateeyenews.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk
The 2026 Guide to Bullshit: A Complete Taxonomy of Modern Britain's Most Reliable Export.
Everything you need to recognise when you're being had.
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January 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The 2026 Guide to Bullshit: A Complete Taxonomy of Modern Britain's Most Reliable Export. bit.ly/44YefwM #ukpolitics @ukparliament.parliament.uk @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @privateeyenews.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk
At least tourists visit the place on the postcard. You don't. 👉 bit.ly/4st7X2f #ProtestTourism #Venezuela #Trump2025 #Palestine #gaza #argentina #protest #activism #london #newyork @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @ianpayne.bsky.social @henryriley1.bsky.social @nytimes.com @thetimes.com
Protest Tourism: How Your Annual Leave Became a Package Holiday for the Morally Insatiable.
Once upon a time, people sent postcards from beaches they'd actually visited. Now you send Instagram stories from protests about places you'll never go.
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January 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
At least tourists visit the place on the postcard. You don't. 👉 bit.ly/4st7X2f #ProtestTourism #Venezuela #Trump2025 #Palestine #gaza #argentina #protest #activism #london #newyork @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @ianpayne.bsky.social @henryriley1.bsky.social @nytimes.com @thetimes.com
America already controls Greenland's bases. Trump threatens to invade Denmark anyway—burning down your mate's house to use their garage. 👉 bit.ly/4psNI1V #Greenland #NATO #news #usa @lbc.co.uk @nickabbot.bsky.social @bsky.app @us.theguardian.com
Trump's Greenland Shakedown: When Threatening Your Mates Becomes Foreign Policy.
Or: How Trump Learned to Stop Worrying and Threatened to Invade Denmark.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
America already controls Greenland's bases. Trump threatens to invade Denmark anyway—burning down your mate's house to use their garage. 👉 bit.ly/4psNI1V #Greenland #NATO #news #usa @lbc.co.uk @nickabbot.bsky.social @bsky.app @us.theguardian.com
Maduro Captured: The Bizarre Split Between Venezuelan Celebrations and Western Anti-War Protests.
"TRADE YOUR PALESTINIAN FLAGS FOR VENEZUELAN FLAGS HERE"
Real stall.
Venezuelans celebrated. Activists defended Maduro.
Not activism. Therapy with flags.
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bit.ly/45wVRen #Venezuela #Maduro #Activism
"TRADE YOUR PALESTINIAN FLAGS FOR VENEZUELAN FLAGS HERE"
Real stall.
Venezuelans celebrated. Activists defended Maduro.
Not activism. Therapy with flags.
👇
bit.ly/45wVRen #Venezuela #Maduro #Activism
Maduro Captured: The Bizarre Split Between Venezuelan Celebrations and Western Anti-War Protests.
Trump's Venezuela Military Strike Reveals Everything Wrong With Professional Activism in 2026.
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January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Maduro Captured: The Bizarre Split Between Venezuelan Celebrations and Western Anti-War Protests.
"TRADE YOUR PALESTINIAN FLAGS FOR VENEZUELAN FLAGS HERE"
Real stall.
Venezuelans celebrated. Activists defended Maduro.
Not activism. Therapy with flags.
👇
bit.ly/45wVRen #Venezuela #Maduro #Activism
"TRADE YOUR PALESTINIAN FLAGS FOR VENEZUELAN FLAGS HERE"
Real stall.
Venezuelans celebrated. Activists defended Maduro.
Not activism. Therapy with flags.
👇
bit.ly/45wVRen #Venezuela #Maduro #Activism
When Your Mega-Donor Is Better Than Their Mega-Donor. bit.ly/4sgaxZh @lbc.co.uk @iaindale.bsky.social @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @thetimes.com @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetelegraph.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk @gbnewsonline.bsky.social
When Your Mega-Donor Is Better Than Their Mega-Donor.
Or: how British politics discovered that corruption depends entirely on whose team you’re funding.
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December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When Your Mega-Donor Is Better Than Their Mega-Donor. bit.ly/4sgaxZh @lbc.co.uk @iaindale.bsky.social @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @thetimes.com @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetelegraph.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk @gbnewsonline.bsky.social
Employment Rights Bill Could Ban Christmas Songs at Work: Free Speech Union Warns of 'Offense' Liability Crisis. bit.ly/3YaA4VY #employment #pubs #bars #clubs @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @benkentish.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
Employment Rights Bill Could Ban Christmas Songs at Work: Free Speech Union Warns of 'Offense' Liability Crisis.
When 'offensive conduct' becomes employer liability, Christmas carols become tribunal risks.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Employment Rights Bill Could Ban Christmas Songs at Work: Free Speech Union Warns of 'Offense' Liability Crisis. bit.ly/3YaA4VY #employment #pubs #bars #clubs @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @benkentish.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
A 9-year-old is in a police database. Playground language. No crime committed. Permanent record. Britain recorded 13,200 of these last year. This is thoughtcrime, and it's destroying institutions.
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#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
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#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
Britain's Non-Crime Hate Incident Scandal: 13,200 Investigations Into Things That Aren't Crimes.
How institutions reorganised around ego validation whilst children ended up in police databases.
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December 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A 9-year-old is in a police database. Playground language. No crime committed. Permanent record. Britain recorded 13,200 of these last year. This is thoughtcrime, and it's destroying institutions.
bit.ly/3YBnDT8
#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
bit.ly/3YBnDT8
#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
Respecting Choices: When Other People's Decisions Become Your Drama. #bronzefield #news @lbc.co.uk @dailymirrornews.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @thesun.co.uk @theobserveruk.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
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Respecting Choices: When Other People's Decisions Become Your Drama.
Or: The Samaritans understand something that vigil-holders apparently don't.
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December 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Respecting Choices: When Other People's Decisions Become Your Drama. #bronzefield #news @lbc.co.uk @dailymirrornews.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @thesun.co.uk @theobserveruk.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
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The "Hate Crime" Problem: When Nobody Can Define What They're Protecting. @lbcnews.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @benkentish.bsky.social bit.ly/4a3KKNm
The "Hate Crime" Problem: When Nobody Can Define What They're Protecting.
Ask ten people what "hate crime" means and you'll get ten different answers. And now they're proposing judges read your mind instead of juries!
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December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The "Hate Crime" Problem: When Nobody Can Define What They're Protecting. @lbcnews.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @benkentish.bsky.social bit.ly/4a3KKNm