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Kelsey
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I like the weather 🇦🇹
“oh you’re american? I was in america once and i saw people with assault rifles.”

me: yeah
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Tell me you work with a bunch of CS folk without telling me
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
this dude is awesome… I went to high school with him. Love seeing my peers live their dreams like I am living mine! newjerseyglobe.com/congress/27-...
27-year-old ex-Energy Department official looking at campaign in NJ-12 - New Jersey Globe
Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman (D-Ewing)’s decision to retire from the 12th congressional district has practically every Democratic politician in Central
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November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
my boss, who is not familiar with ERA5 data, when I tell him that the data we need requires 105 TB of storage & that the whole dataset is actually 5.88 PB…
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
clearly it didn’t work out for you…… :/
Wait are you saying there’s something a lot of smart ppl do in their mid to late 20s that might make one turn to drinking a bottle of vodka
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
moved into my beautiful new apartment in Austria & in 5 seconds my dad broke the freakin toilet seat.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
my uber driver in Vienna is iranian and he just told me Trump was the best thing to happen to America. when I asked if he had been he said “no bc Trump banned us so it ruined my plans”

HELLO????? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
ordered a bloody mary on my flight and it’s 1% tomato juice 99% vodka.

Good night.
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
picking my friend up from the airport & some random guy just got in the back and goes “uber for John?”

No john, get the fuck out of my car you heathen!
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
October 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
just landed in Dallas and the first thing that happened was my Lyft driver decided to drive us into a weak tornado 😭
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Teaching 20 students weather statistics for free because embry riddle meteorology lets their professors cancel class for 3 weeks without doing anything to ensure their students get the education they paid for. Breaks my heart. Education can be such a scam.
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
SOS I left my back door open and now there is a cat in my home & it won’t leave.

I guess I have a cat now.
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
October 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
being an american in europe is WILD bc someone really just said “americans hold their guns closer than their own children.”
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
colorado clouds <3
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
even tho there’s a lot of bad in this world rn… here is a heart warming photo of my dad, a NICU nurse of 28 years, reading to a preemie baby. His hospital does a NICU read-a-thon where nurses read to the babies whose parents cannot always be with them. 💜
September 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
me when people come to my house and walk on the carpet with their shoes on
September 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
tappin into what America has going on & I see “tylenol” and “autism” are trending.

and you know what, no thank you. I don’t even want to fucking know!
September 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
September 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
my friend works as a 911 dispatcher and the Great Colorado air show is taking place right now & the dispatch center is getting flooded with calls bc folks think “china is invading & we are going to be nuked.”

everything is very normal these days!
September 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
intense hailstorm in Fort Collins, CO! Looks like it snowed!

#Cowx
September 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Snow ❌
Hail ✅
September 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
the world getting more & more fucked up that i’ve started reading the bible 😭
September 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
yea
September 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM