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wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social
JW
@wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social
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ex-middle school teacher. sometimes a person. enjoys sunny walks on the beach and a houesboat's hifi stereo, having been raised on Playboy Magazines from 1977. would you like to talk about sprio agnew
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 51m
one thing i like about your internet presence is that when i was a kid, you were the bangs-wearing hope of the rebellion against fascist horseshit, and it is very cool that you still are.

(/also the joker, which complicates matters, um)
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 54m
OH NO IT IS THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS dot meme
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 59m
(for sure, this is active aggressive fascism and somebody should point a bevy of ninja stars and hot shrapnel at stephen miller, just tryna make a wee lil innernet joke)
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 1h
oh, i got this answer

openly pedophile president
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 1h
you should write a television show about municipal decay
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 2h
dos modelos? naw dawg i need a shitty athletic ipa and a reason to live.
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 2h
oh boy, have i unlocked the shirtdown furlcast sobriety community

folks, i moved to _utah_
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 2h
thanks! everything is hard and life is a falling anvil. but we're doing the work
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 2h
i do this in weekly meeting with a bunch of us pretty relatably haggard strangers

one time i blew so hard on a breathalizer it freaked out like r2d2 getting shocked by jawas in the first movie

aint proud but responsible to say it aloud
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 2h
"Yawl"

/executes a traitor
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 3h
fetlife or letters to prisons is my advice
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 3h
as if this man could arch
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 3h
as if marxists are getting up early on a saturday. THIS IS WHY WE _HAVE_ SOCIALISM
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 3h
"The Diaper Pokemon was my father's name; you can just call me D. Poke."
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 4h
xmen remains best when it is weird as hell. thanks for leaning in
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 4h
CMON, BOYS WILL BE BOYS. by boys of course i mean youth. a very specific category of Youth.
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 4h
"hello, my name is perfectly legitimate football coach Frames Janklin" /adjusts mustache
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 4h
is he suggesting he was considered for the movie "oscar" starring his brother
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 4h
ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER: ty simpson is playing at championship caliber

DEVIL ON MY OTHER, MORE RELIABLE SHOULDER: why does he always snap the ball with a poverty slice of a nanosecond remaining
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 6h
just like himmler drew it up on the whiteboard
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 6h
mostly off-topic, but one of my favorite anagrams is "episcopalians" = "special pianos"
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 14h
"sext with verified adults"

um

Are we not doing phrasing?
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 14h
Big Saturday morning Ronco food dehydrator energy
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 20h
i am sorry but i have never been able to hear the word "dox" in anything but bugs bunny voice, which makes me the problem
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 22h
i mean who among us havent been in adams morgan when