The Tories Made Me German
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George Bernard Shaw’s favourite otter keeper. Boarding School Survivor. Words, music, documentaries, politics & translations. Can’t forgive The Sun & Daily Mail.
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A good tree does not bear rotten fruit, nor does a rotten tree bear good fruit. For every tree is known by its own fruit. For people do not pick figs from thornbushes, nor do they gather grapes from brambles.

–Luke 6:43-44

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Farage insists ex-Reform UK Wales leader convicted of bribery is ‘bad apple’
Farage said he was shocked by Nathan Gill’s admissions relating to pro-Russia statements
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Cathy is proving one of the great allies of those who have faced denials for years of the abuse they suffered as children within some of the country's most elite institutions
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EXCLUSIVE: C4News reveals shocking allegations author of The Penguin Lessons - best-selling memoir turned into a hit film starring Steve Coogan - abused boys at a school in Dorset in the 1970s. The author, Tom Michell (known in his teaching days as Mike Thompson) strenuously denies the allegations
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"What makes this ‘Stillwater Sound’ so timely is how it questions what makes America great. After all, it's a notoriously indistinct concept. What makes anywhere great? Its government? Its people? Its environment?"

My latest, on Other Lives, for @thequietus.com.
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Stillwater Runs Deep: Other Lives on Re-Enchanting the American Dream | The Quietus
Jesse Tabish speaks to Wyndham Wallace about how Other Lives' cosmic vision wants to make the American Dream great again.
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I recently had the pleasure of talking to The Jesus & Mary Chain's Jim Reid for Classic Pop head of the band's headline slot at November's fine Shiiine On festival.

"We really thought at the end of 1985 we’d be playing Psychocandy at Wembley Stadium!"

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The Jesus And Mary Chain Interview
Jim Reid joins Classic Pop to look back at The Jesus And Mary Chain’s legacy and reveals the positive message behind the band
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At least The Tories are now admitting it was them that took it in the first place.
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Yay!! Let’s all think even less!! Thanks, Zalando!
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Profound gratitude to the British government for showing their commitment to all victims of sexual abuse by firing Epstein's close friend, Peter Mandelson, then days later extending unprecedented honours to Epstein's close friend, Donald Trump.
Kids, we've just been fucked again.
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So there it is, in black and white: the government will not confirm that association with a paedophile would prevent their being hired. We've come nowhere since the 1970s. Sexual abuse of kids is fine if it's done by someone who could 'help' the country.
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Danny Kruger is an evangelical Christian. That means he's a hypocrite.
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Boris Johnson needs to understand that you don’t get to call Charlie Kirk’s views “common sense” just because he’s not here to refute that.
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The discovery that Trump- and Vance-loving, Sadiq Khan-hating, flag-waving handler of stolen goods and working class hero Thomas ‘Bosh’ Skinner in fact attended an expensive private school couldn’t have come as any less of a surprise to this product of a similar education.
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I've just heard Liam Gallagher's son's band Villanelle, and I'm delighted to discover that, with each new generation, the derivative nature of the art grows by a factor in accordance with the increased length and width of the Gallagher child's eyebrows.

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VILLANELLE - Hinge (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by Villanelle
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Weleda promises a “complete clarification” of its history, but my advice is never to trust an organisation that only tries to get ahead of a story after it's had 80 years to explain itself. Inevitably, I'm reminded a lot of Britain's boarding schools too.

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Weleda allegedly supplied cream used on prisoners in Dachau by SS doctor
Study claims Swiss firm provided Nazi concentration camp with anti-frostbite product used in deadly tests in early 1940s
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And so the media - selectively - claims another scalp. I'm not saying she shouldn't have resigned, but God forbid any mainstream journalist put anyone who leans right to the same scrutiny as Rayner's faced since she dared enter the musty world of British politics.
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Nadine Dorries joining Reform
=
Blaze Bayley joining Iron Maiden.

You're welcome.
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What's good for the goose is good for the gander
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If you've not understood yet that they don't care about
- sovereignty
- free speech
- child abuse
- fishermen
- the economy
- farmers
- the NHS
- Gaza
- Ukraine
- affordable bills
- a living wage

And that they only care about
- themselves

Then it's time to put down the meth.
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I've been saying this for so long my head is hurting, but I'm confident that anyone who can get to the truth will find a worse history of sexual abuse in Britain's boarding schools than they will among immigrants, and it's high time the media investigated.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Prominent UK women tell rightwingers: stop linking immigration to sexual abuse
Exclusive: Open letter says politicians are exploiting violence against women ‘to fuel hate and division’
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A lie of this level should be enough to disqualify people from any job, especially in the UK, where it can lead to criminal prosecution under the Fraud Act 2006. But will it? Will it fuck! This is the Tories, this is the UK, this is 2025, and dishonesty is a mainstream strategy.
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Doubts cast on Kemi Badenoch’s claim of US medical school offer

Stanford University ex-staff and experts raise questions over Tory leader’s claim of place and partial scholarship offered at 16, saying it is an impossible scenario

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Doubts cast on Kemi Badenoch’s claim of US medical school offer
Stanford University staff and academic experts raise questions over Tory leader’s claim of place and partial scholarship offered at 16
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