Xavier’s Online (She/Her)
@xaviersonline.bsky.social
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War on enshittification. Abracadabra!
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Its so fucking cool that bees MAKE beehives. Nobody gives them that shit. They BUILD them!! One of the coolest, most iconic things in nature and it's literally constructed by tiny bug workers
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There are literally 8 billion of us and ONE of him, this is actually embarrassing
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Pikmin 4 Switch 2 edition on the way?
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That whole sequence in the police station could have been cut and it would have improved the pacing pretty dramatically
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Just saw One Battle After Another. Perfect movie in every category except one. The first act spends too much time in transit, and when the third act kicks off and things get really fun, it sort of just fizzles out. I really wanted another 20 minutes of climactic action.
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It seems like they read this tweet...
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When I'm done moving house I'm gonna put a big whiteboard on my wall and write all the movies and games I'm planning to play next :)
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Distinct experience: Browsing r/instant regret and thinking "yeah, that would happen to me..." whenever someone breaks something by mistake
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I'm kind of glad I'm only getting interested in it now, I feel like being a Sonic fan for any significant period before now would be a form of torture
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Very interesting to see where the Sonic franchise is headed...
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This is just the hard transition from the Honeymoon phase to the "We're mallrats in a mall that hates us" phase. We don't leave because security wants us to leave, they can eat a dick. We leave when the Hot Topic and Sarku Japan close
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Every time I open X there's a tweet from the FBI or homeland security or white house that shows federal agents beating the shit out of some old lady, and the caption is "ermm... yeah. We just did that 🤭"
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I am an autistic toddler stacking cans while the world burns around me
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It really feels like that. Industries everywhere crumbling, politics flying way off the handle, the internet is becoming a weird husk, bitcoin, NFTs, metaverse, AI all one after the other. It's like everything's speeding up before a massive crash, and hopefully a reboot.
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It's so insane how bad everything has become over the last five years.
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Maybe in five years, things will just be better. Maybe it'll all click into place. That's sort of been what's keeping me from going crazy lately.
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"Here's our woke alternative to twitter where most of our developer updates are about why we won't ban jesse singal" this site is fucking doomed
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As soon as a better alternative takes off, which I hope it does, I'm out of this shithole website. It's been nothing but one ghoulish fuckup after another. The staff clearly have a vendetta against trans people, and I don't intend to stick around until it goes full Elon Musk.
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I've been playing it for like 3 weeks very slowly, I'm only just near act 3. I love it but holy shit it's definitely not a "play in a few sittings" game
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So much for turning him into a martyr, your voter base is too fucking stupid to even believe it happened
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If you search "Charlie Kirk" on X now it's all maga schizos claiming he wasn't actually killed and it's all a setup to divide americans lmao
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At the end of the Super Mario Galaxy movie Rosalina resets the universe to bring back Charlie Kirk