Hazel
@xenobladeus.bsky.social
24 she her 🏳️⚧️. formerly niche internet micro e-celebrity XenobladeUS. based department nepo baby, professional last place speedrunner of dora the explorer candyland, quirked up white vampire, icon: anelectron00 on twitter. suggestive posts so minors dni.
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hii everyone its me celica/emma/willow/skye/arcueid/serena/hazel formerly XenobladeUS aka reanschwarzer .com on bluesky i deleted my account months ago but i lost access to my old discord gardevoirgf. this is my new discord and such. I have returned
no money put in this game am i cracked
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
no money put in this game am i cracked
every day with this damn sky why is it still red
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
every day with this damn sky why is it still red
it was surreal playing half life and then hearing the valve theme drop BUT the craziest shit?? IT KEPT GOING?? youtu.be/MFbLl2kyONI?...
Half Life Original Soundtrack - Track 27 - Valve Theme
YouTube video by SoundcheckNation
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
it was surreal playing half life and then hearing the valve theme drop BUT the craziest shit?? IT KEPT GOING?? youtu.be/MFbLl2kyONI?...
good morning hazelings. we must work today
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
good morning hazelings. we must work today
hazel bedtime. why does this photo i took forever ago give off a windows default screensaver on startup
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
hazel bedtime. why does this photo i took forever ago give off a windows default screensaver on startup
Overall, this was fun for someone who doesnt really care for fps games. It has this cool charm to it and honestly? i digged the horror aspects too
just beat half life 1 , i was mostly blind. The ending is kinda abrupt so im excited to get to half life 2 and learn more about this wd gman guy. half life 1 was good i think. very slippery though and the platforming felt rough BUT i did have fun. it was worth da time. Also that final boss a fraud
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Overall, this was fun for someone who doesnt really care for fps games. It has this cool charm to it and honestly? i digged the horror aspects too
just beat half life 1 , i was mostly blind. The ending is kinda abrupt so im excited to get to half life 2 and learn more about this wd gman guy. half life 1 was good i think. very slippery though and the platforming felt rough BUT i did have fun. it was worth da time. Also that final boss a fraud
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
just beat half life 1 , i was mostly blind. The ending is kinda abrupt so im excited to get to half life 2 and learn more about this wd gman guy. half life 1 was good i think. very slippery though and the platforming felt rough BUT i did have fun. it was worth da time. Also that final boss a fraud
this costs 12$ at a local place btw is that not insane look how much food you get
portion control on this diet is a bitch i could fuck up this entire meal
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
this costs 12$ at a local place btw is that not insane look how much food you get
portion control on this diet is a bitch i could fuck up this entire meal
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
portion control on this diet is a bitch i could fuck up this entire meal
the only proof there is of there being a higher being is this sandwich
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
the only proof there is of there being a higher being is this sandwich
i am so bored i have no clue what to do today with this extra day off
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
i am so bored i have no clue what to do today with this extra day off
i just did the mental math of calculating the most value with the luxe cravings box.
crunchwrap 6.89
cheesy gordita crunch 5.99
chips OR potatoes 2.99
drink 2.89
20.55~ after tax. FOR 7.63 after tax
using my local store's prices.
is any of this worth it? fuck no make this shit 5$ again.
crunchwrap 6.89
cheesy gordita crunch 5.99
chips OR potatoes 2.99
drink 2.89
20.55~ after tax. FOR 7.63 after tax
using my local store's prices.
is any of this worth it? fuck no make this shit 5$ again.
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
i just did the mental math of calculating the most value with the luxe cravings box.
crunchwrap 6.89
cheesy gordita crunch 5.99
chips OR potatoes 2.99
drink 2.89
20.55~ after tax. FOR 7.63 after tax
using my local store's prices.
is any of this worth it? fuck no make this shit 5$ again.
crunchwrap 6.89
cheesy gordita crunch 5.99
chips OR potatoes 2.99
drink 2.89
20.55~ after tax. FOR 7.63 after tax
using my local store's prices.
is any of this worth it? fuck no make this shit 5$ again.
hazel go bedtime . watch him while i sleep. buy what he sells you.
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
hazel go bedtime . watch him while i sleep. buy what he sells you.
lowkey we gotta gatekeep midkey from highkey. highkey is getting way too lowkey Lowkey you hear? midkey
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
lowkey we gotta gatekeep midkey from highkey. highkey is getting way too lowkey Lowkey you hear? midkey
one hour photo is robin williams best movie i think
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
one hour photo is robin williams best movie i think
he think everything a fucking game
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
he think everything a fucking game
can i fix my evil clone be honest
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
can i fix my evil clone be honest
please dont be mad. I think i caused a time paradox
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
please dont be mad. I think i caused a time paradox
hazel 2026 goals:
find a game to speedrun and become goated
actually start content creation instead of putting it off always
keep losing weight which i mean im already doing but im at my halfway mark basically
besides that idk college is good rn and work is fine
find a game to speedrun and become goated
actually start content creation instead of putting it off always
keep losing weight which i mean im already doing but im at my halfway mark basically
besides that idk college is good rn and work is fine
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
hazel 2026 goals:
find a game to speedrun and become goated
actually start content creation instead of putting it off always
keep losing weight which i mean im already doing but im at my halfway mark basically
besides that idk college is good rn and work is fine
find a game to speedrun and become goated
actually start content creation instead of putting it off always
keep losing weight which i mean im already doing but im at my halfway mark basically
besides that idk college is good rn and work is fine
doing my best to bring back soul to my laptop
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
doing my best to bring back soul to my laptop
i need to lock in. i need to theory craft games to speedrun . off the top of my head i could easily learn portal 2
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i need to lock in. i need to theory craft games to speedrun . off the top of my head i could easily learn portal 2
i really need to continue my video idea of can you beat pokemon emerald without getting a divorce
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
i really need to continue my video idea of can you beat pokemon emerald without getting a divorce
can adachi rei run doom
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
can adachi rei run doom
lowkey its kinda crazy that this store has gone through FOUR general managers since ive left
hazel is now awake . thank GOD i no longer work at mcdonalds cause if these fuckers said i had to work till 2am on Thanksgiving id probably end it all in front of them
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
lowkey its kinda crazy that this store has gone through FOUR general managers since ive left
hazel is now awake . thank GOD i no longer work at mcdonalds cause if these fuckers said i had to work till 2am on Thanksgiving id probably end it all in front of them
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
hazel is now awake . thank GOD i no longer work at mcdonalds cause if these fuckers said i had to work till 2am on Thanksgiving id probably end it all in front of them