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Hazel
@xenobladeus.bsky.social
24 she her 🏳️‍⚧️. formerly niche internet micro e-celebrity XenobladeUS. based department nepo baby, professional last place speedrunner of dora the explorer candyland, quirked up white vampire, icon: anelectron00 on twitter. suggestive posts so minors dni.
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hii everyone its me celica/emma/willow/skye/arcueid/serena/hazel formerly XenobladeUS aka reanschwarzer .com on bluesky i deleted my account months ago but i lost access to my old discord gardevoirgf. this is my new discord and such. I have returned
no money put in this game am i cracked
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
every day with this damn sky why is it still red
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
it was surreal playing half life and then hearing the valve theme drop BUT the craziest shit?? IT KEPT GOING?? youtu.be/MFbLl2kyONI?...
Half Life Original Soundtrack - Track 27 - Valve Theme
YouTube video by SoundcheckNation
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
good morning hazelings. we must work today
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
hazel bedtime. why does this photo i took forever ago give off a windows default screensaver on startup
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Overall, this was fun for someone who doesnt really care for fps games. It has this cool charm to it and honestly? i digged the horror aspects too
just beat half life 1 , i was mostly blind. The ending is kinda abrupt so im excited to get to half life 2 and learn more about this wd gman guy. half life 1 was good i think. very slippery though and the platforming felt rough BUT i did have fun. it was worth da time. Also that final boss a fraud
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
just beat half life 1 , i was mostly blind. The ending is kinda abrupt so im excited to get to half life 2 and learn more about this wd gman guy. half life 1 was good i think. very slippery though and the platforming felt rough BUT i did have fun. it was worth da time. Also that final boss a fraud
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
this costs 12$ at a local place btw is that not insane look how much food you get
portion control on this diet is a bitch i could fuck up this entire meal
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
portion control on this diet is a bitch i could fuck up this entire meal
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the only proof there is of there being a higher being is this sandwich
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i am so bored i have no clue what to do today with this extra day off
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
i just did the mental math of calculating the most value with the luxe cravings box.

crunchwrap 6.89
cheesy gordita crunch 5.99
chips OR potatoes 2.99
drink 2.89

20.55~ after tax. FOR 7.63 after tax

using my local store's prices.

is any of this worth it? fuck no make this shit 5$ again.
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
hazel go bedtime . watch him while i sleep. buy what he sells you.
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
lowkey we gotta gatekeep midkey from highkey. highkey is getting way too lowkey Lowkey you hear? midkey
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
one hour photo is robin williams best movie i think
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
he think everything a fucking game
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
can i fix my evil clone be honest
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
please dont be mad. I think i caused a time paradox
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
hazel 2026 goals:

find a game to speedrun and become goated

actually start content creation instead of putting it off always

keep losing weight which i mean im already doing but im at my halfway mark basically

besides that idk college is good rn and work is fine
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
doing my best to bring back soul to my laptop
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i need to lock in. i need to theory craft games to speedrun . off the top of my head i could easily learn portal 2
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i really need to continue my video idea of can you beat pokemon emerald without getting a divorce
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
can adachi rei run doom
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
lowkey its kinda crazy that this store has gone through FOUR general managers since ive left
hazel is now awake . thank GOD i no longer work at mcdonalds cause if these fuckers said i had to work till 2am on Thanksgiving id probably end it all in front of them
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
hazel is now awake . thank GOD i no longer work at mcdonalds cause if these fuckers said i had to work till 2am on Thanksgiving id probably end it all in front of them
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM