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xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 3d

They were greedy.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 3d

We'll see how it plays out once the game Baggins.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 3d

That's good, I wasn't looking to ruffle any feathers here.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 6d

A good place to start would be the local 4H club; they can help you draft something up.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 6d

Fowl joke.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 6d

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I have an even worse feeling about THIS:

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 7d

Hope you screencapped the OP its been blocked.

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 7d

The notion that this is what "limited government" looks like - armed masked men accosting people in the streets, using the army to bully state and local authorities, arbitrary tariffs determining who you can buy from, the President setting taxes and spending by edict without Congress - is absurd.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 7d

You'll have to get the lead out if you ever want to find out!

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 7d

May the odds ever be in your favor.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 9d

I tried to get on board with it, but got the brush-off instead.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 9d

When you do learn, keep it like the Kaiser!

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 9d

Heard about it so often, I'm starting to bristle.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 10d

"Hey if Harriet bloody Jones could make it, I've still got a shot!"

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 10d

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone at holiday dinners!

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 15d

Just don't cause a flap when you do!

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 15d

Well, that's what happens when you wing it!

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 15d

It's enough to drive you dotty!

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 15d

Kingdom of Talossa (micronation)

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 15d

Too bad the Other Platform doesn't call it "tweeting" any more.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 15d

That's nothing to crow about.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 19d

Nice one! She's definitely collard the market here.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 19d

Kindly don't resort to ultraviolets because of this.

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 19d

Farming this one for all its worth!

xheralt.bsky.social @xheralt.bsky.social · 19d

And we're only showing the tip of the iceberg!