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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · 7h

So I have these ladybugs that live on the ceiling of my backroom (idk where they came from or why they’re here, there’s currently 9 of them) and I make sure to spritz them with water every night I have no idea what they are eating up there

xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · 7h

Broh “not very good”? What world are you living in?

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · 19h

Where’s the “thumbs down” button?

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · 10d

Maybe you gotta buy them with GTA money and let your avatar live in them? Idk.

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · 10d

Ohhhh kay just watched S*sha B*ss order ice water for her mini schnauzer just now downtown

xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · 20d

Tuna casserole. It tastes better than it sounds.

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · 24d

Didn’t know the NFL doesn’t do double overtime

xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · 26d

Justin: the lady where I got my window fixed said my water pump is leaking. I think she’s lying. What would be the symptoms?

Me: well do you over heat?

Not when I drive down the street for work

Me: but when you go for a while? Then stop

Justin: …

Joey: you need my wife to diagnose your car??!

xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · 28d

Am I allowed to have a martini instead of dinner?

xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 21

Also why did I reply to this twice? I was up partying last night oops

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 21

Autocorrect is so dumb these days 🙄 I’m never referencing “AI”

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 21

Abel was there tonight and he said once the chanting weirdos started, all the cholos looked up for a moment, but then went right on back to their car business

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · Sep 21

There was a "cars and culture" festival downtown today where a bunch of guys (mostly Hispanic guys) brought out their classic cars and it was basically a carnival with food trucks and everything and then at like 6 there was a "march for Charlie" that marched right into the middle of it

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 19

This day just keeps getting worse

xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 19

I’ve also heard some pretty wild improvements people have claimed from just using over-the-counter, basic ass dandruff shampoo. You know, the real famous one.

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 19

Oh dang I thought that healed up

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 18

There’s this big fat dude on TikTok that throws a family sized bag of cookies in an over sized bowl and tops it with like king sized boxes of mini peanut butter cups, then drowns it in chocolate milk and eats it with a spoon and I’m mesmerized

xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 15

Truer words have never been said

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 12

Everyone else is on ozempic now I guess they don’t miss food like I do

xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 12

Sorry y’all I got that mid-workout malaise

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 12

I wish I could eat baguettes with brie or bagels with cream cheese and locks

Instead I have to eat chicken and run on the treadmill

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 10

That’s not very convenient. If I need something quick, I usually get the Dinner for Two from Central Market. It’s usually $14.99-$16.99 and there’s always leftovers afterwards

xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 10

It was never great, but it was cheap, quick, and convenient. If payday was tomorrow, but you had a dollar or two, you could get a burrito from Taco Bell or something off the dollar menu from McDonald’s. Plus now you almost have to use their app to get any type of deal; my phone is full

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 10

I keep seeing these videos about fast food CEO’s are always whining about how no one finds value in their product anymore, and their quarterly projections keep coming up short. No shit, fast food forgot its place in the world

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 10

💀

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xocharmoore.bsky.social @xocharmoore.bsky.social · Sep 8

I want this so bad