XombieG
@xombiegee.bsky.social
Imma illuminated xombie gurl in a parallel verse - with a quantum connection to a brain host in your verse - fighting for snarkiness, puns, and espresso for everyone! Get my book on Amazon "The Illumination of XombieG"! 🧟♀️❤️
Girls night out...
Her: {on her 5th rum and cola after her boyfriend breakup} "I think the scariest part of carrying triplets is being pregnant for 27 months!"
Me: That's math! CHEERS!
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Her: {on her 5th rum and cola after her boyfriend breakup} "I think the scariest part of carrying triplets is being pregnant for 27 months!"
Me: That's math! CHEERS!
🧟♀️❤️
January 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Girls night out...
Her: {on her 5th rum and cola after her boyfriend breakup} "I think the scariest part of carrying triplets is being pregnant for 27 months!"
Me: That's math! CHEERS!
🧟♀️❤️
Her: {on her 5th rum and cola after her boyfriend breakup} "I think the scariest part of carrying triplets is being pregnant for 27 months!"
Me: That's math! CHEERS!
🧟♀️❤️
Me: {dragging myself in by my eyelids} I prevailed...
Him: ...it was just laundry...
Me: Sing my song.{gasp, coff!} Tell my story! I go to Valhalla to drink with the heroes til Ragnarok...
Him:...did you bleach the whites?
{our cat walks in}
Me: Look! The Valkyrie have arrived...!
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Him: ...it was just laundry...
Me: Sing my song.{gasp, coff!} Tell my story! I go to Valhalla to drink with the heroes til Ragnarok...
Him:...did you bleach the whites?
{our cat walks in}
Me: Look! The Valkyrie have arrived...!
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January 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me: {dragging myself in by my eyelids} I prevailed...
Him: ...it was just laundry...
Me: Sing my song.{gasp, coff!} Tell my story! I go to Valhalla to drink with the heroes til Ragnarok...
Him:...did you bleach the whites?
{our cat walks in}
Me: Look! The Valkyrie have arrived...!
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Him: ...it was just laundry...
Me: Sing my song.{gasp, coff!} Tell my story! I go to Valhalla to drink with the heroes til Ragnarok...
Him:...did you bleach the whites?
{our cat walks in}
Me: Look! The Valkyrie have arrived...!
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Me: Is "pizza ra55ler" a vocation in your world?
Him: How did this come up?
Me: Girls work night, we talked about foods that make us think of 5EX there's gotta be a work title so "Pizza Ra55ler"?
Him:..for you, go with vocation.
Me: Even with pineapple?
CyboRog: Sure, even with pineapple.
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Him: How did this come up?
Me: Girls work night, we talked about foods that make us think of 5EX there's gotta be a work title so "Pizza Ra55ler"?
Him:..for you, go with vocation.
Me: Even with pineapple?
CyboRog: Sure, even with pineapple.
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January 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me: Is "pizza ra55ler" a vocation in your world?
Him: How did this come up?
Me: Girls work night, we talked about foods that make us think of 5EX there's gotta be a work title so "Pizza Ra55ler"?
Him:..for you, go with vocation.
Me: Even with pineapple?
CyboRog: Sure, even with pineapple.
🧟♀️❤️🍕
Him: How did this come up?
Me: Girls work night, we talked about foods that make us think of 5EX there's gotta be a work title so "Pizza Ra55ler"?
Him:..for you, go with vocation.
Me: Even with pineapple?
CyboRog: Sure, even with pineapple.
🧟♀️❤️🍕
Supracausalfractalisticentropicchaosoceans...
"Marcy Pumpkins" is a COMPLETELY different cavidi in my world 'verse!
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"Marcy Pumpkins" is a COMPLETELY different cavidi in my world 'verse!
🧟♀️❤️
January 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Supracausalfractalisticentropicchaosoceans...
"Marcy Pumpkins" is a COMPLETELY different cavidi in my world 'verse!
🧟♀️❤️
"Marcy Pumpkins" is a COMPLETELY different cavidi in my world 'verse!
🧟♀️❤️