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Chad
@xuest.bsky.social
Just another 🐈‍⬛ owning, 📖 reading, 🎮 playing 🏳️‍🌈 🐻 who loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pokemon, and Korra

📍Chicago

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Somebody was fine at the vet until they told her she needs to lose 1 pound and then trimmed her nails. Now she wants to get the hell out of here 🤣
February 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Today would’ve been my mother‘s 64th birthday. It’s hard to believe she has been gone for five years now. Not a day goes by where I don’t think of her and miss her. Losing her has felt like I lost the anchor to my life and I’ve been adrift ever since.
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Gay men will post a thirst trap of their muscled body and be like “I’ll never be fit because I love food too much😔”.

Gurl….
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February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
It’s only Wednesday and three coworkers this week have already told me that I look exhausted, that the bags under my eyes are huge, etc.
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Getting roasted by my friends cause I’m cheap and go to Great Clips
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February 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
ME!
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I HATE how almost every exercise class at the gym is scheduled from like 8-5:30, making them impossible to attend for someone like me who works 9-5.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Now starting my 15th book of this year! #booksky
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I've never had a professional massage. I kind of want to book someone 🤔
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Now why was Gaga performing when Karol G and Cardi B were right there?
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I fell asleep at 5, woke up at 9, and missed the halftime show 😭
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
When you follow someone on IG who basically follows everyone, but they don't follow you back.
February 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Me sharing my album on Scruff when horny.
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February 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I don't know what's damaging the bear community more - glp1s or their love for AI
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I fear these chatgpt cartoons people are posting of themselves are the new bitmojis folks used to post on FB 😬
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Body: Horny

Brain: Depressed
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February 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Anyone got any tickets? Been sold out every time I try to get any 😫
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Me: I need to get out and meet more people!

Also me:
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February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Whenever someone’s dating profile says something like…”looking for someone who cares about their health”

Aight, lemme just see my fat ass out 😅
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February 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Last book was not good. Let’s hope this one is better! #booksky
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Work email: “Do you have some time this week to chat about…?”

Me:
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February 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I need a damn haircut.
February 3, 2026 at 5:19 AM
No new pictures where are you at mentally?
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I can’t stand when men have grimy fingernails 😩
February 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Kehlani, Durand Bernarr, and Olivia Dean? Hell yes!!

Now had Zara won, this would’ve been a perfect night for me.
February 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM