susiezilla
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THE GIRL, WITH HOPE CROSSED ON HER HEART.

[ Written by Riley. ]
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[ catches it with the grace that is unusual for a monster such as her. ] yum
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And give me 20 dollars too.
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im the queen lizard and the gizzard wizard
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It's about to be the end of susie sunday and you guys havent even given me tribute
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no like. the shotgun of a car?
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Wait dude can I ride shotgun
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take deez nuts to church ahahaha bleeeeeh
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I dunno man I just saw someone die to a beam of light did you not see that.
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huh that was weird. did you guys see that.
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Good M- [ hit by the beam of light and disintegrated instantly. ]
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MAN************************ fucking its joever
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shut the fuck about anything that old main yaoi goes crazy bro
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[ susie then bumps it with her foot near battat ] wh. woops. [ PHHHSHEEEWWW PHHHH. BOOM. ]
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i dont know if i wanna be responsible for the "domestic terror" darkner bro
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okay well. You cant see it cause if i bring it into the darkworld its going to become a darkner who really likes explosions and i dont know if i wanna be responsible for that.
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[ PSHHH it goes up. then it goes RIGHT toward them. ]

OH SHIT WATCH OUT HES GOING TO BECOME A MARTYR
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'Kay so I need you to sit right there as I-

[ lighting the rocket. The fuse on this thing is NOT straight and it does not look like its gonna go straight. ]

Well. Well as I do that.
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Dude. we are making a true home town patriot today. god speed you magnificent bastard.

[ lighting the rocket. this thing has 3 seconds left in its puny ass life. ]
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What the fuck is it missing dude. Put it on there dude. Cmon.
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do you guys wanna see this homemade bottle rocket i made
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dude how do you forget this shit he was more at large then that
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AND HE NEVER GOT CAUGHT BRO
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dude how do you forget this shit he was more at large then that