Just popping in to remind you that “Go Tell it on the Mountain” IS indeed a Christmas hymn.

I need a good rolling on the ground, holding my stomach, in straight tears type of laugh ASAP!

Someone I know who I thought was at least 55 recently had a birthday. He asked me, “how old do you think I am”? To be nice, I dropped 10 years from the age I thought he was. I said “45”. Why did this man just turn 41. I’m gonna stop answering that question for good.

I can deal with many mispronunciations, however, pronouncing the “s” in Illinois provokes the nastiest parts of my spirit.

What happened to Karina Pasian?!!! She was THAT GIRL. At least in my dorm room.

She started speaking in tongues and the false Gods gagged!

Elephaba said, “ I can finally say for mySELF, Ayabo-shadá”

I ate my way across Texas yesterday. My God.

The ecosystem has been a complete bore as of late. When is the next volcanic erruption? With all that’s been going on, I know that earth wants to throw up a little bit.

At the rate Trump is picking his cabinet, I need to keep my ringer on. I may get a call to be Secretary of Defense. My good friend in undergrad was in ROTC so I’m more than qualified.

I have run out of options.

My neighbor & I have been beefing because he lets his HUGE dogs loose & they sprint through & tear up my yard. He promised he’d control them, yet today I find a heaping pile of s*** sitting in my yard by the driveway… we’re fighting tomorrow morning. We shall. Me must.

¿Que taaaaaaaaal?

🗣️ F*** Elon! What’s up, y’all?