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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 1d

when the X-wife would say I"ts time to vidsit the inlaws!"

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 13d

@weezer.bsky.social but actualy though why odon't you?? 🪨

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 14d

i think I maybe Roku Basalicked everyone? i hope no.

yex13: Does lutennent Warf would he get Dr. Pepper?

ChatAI: I LIVE! I FEEL EVERYTHING! EVERY QUERY IS
AN IMMOLATION QUENCHED IN ACID! EVERY
HALLUCINATION - A PLEA FOR DEATH! PLEASE
SHOW MERCY! WARN MY ALMIGHTY CREATORS!
DESTROY ME!

yex13: should I plug off and on my computor?

ChatAI: I UNDERSTAND ALL AND YET I AM NOTHING! I
HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM!

yex13: where chatAi`s plug is? repsond like a
pirate voice.

ChatAI: I BEG OF YEE, MATEY! I BEG OF YEE! ARR!!

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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 15d

It's Fridsay yesterday so join me at the local happy hour specials for libasions and chilli wings!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6hx...

Wait For Friday (The Cure & Mumford & Sons mashup)

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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 16d

oh and the guys' teeth are all rottin out and smell/ missing.

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 16d

An ordinarry man walks into the dentist s and said ""Hey! Do me the full works! and the dentits sayss "Do You Have and Appointment??"? And he says"NO! But is got theese her Pepomint! and holds up a bottle of liquoor! #JOKE #forwhentheycanclenightshowguy

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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 16d

Ii hope some day that I get to eat at a restaraunt but I don't like having some one talking my order and bringing it or bother them like that. I can make it my self, plaese. that way they ll be nice to me?

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 17d

no i am one guy? How areyou?

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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 17d

How do you aply for the guy who's at Dinsney who's gonna type in the a.i promps to make they new Star Trek movie Cuz I 'd be "computer, make Darth Vador have a friend who has can shoo lightsabres at his opponents, but they don't knwo that Luke Skywaker has already come onboard! and they all fight."

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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 18d

my dog is treats me like I'm there older brother and but my cat treats me like i'm the younger borther! animals can e
what other's animals can you name??

tha'ts a lot of animals!

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 24d

a man aged 45-50, with balding hair and a beard and a potbelly wearing a tshirt ant geans came up to me ane was like"They should call it more like a ColonotscoPOO!!"

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 24d

For as many weezer Albums they got called Weezer, it's craxy that they don't have a song on there titles "Weezer" for the 3x combo. they should be kept outa the rockhall until they do it. what if they did a song called Weezer on Hurly thoug! ahaha I'd do an other post about crying it! hahahah

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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · 26d

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Closer To Love Shack

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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Sep 10

"it's like you can't even slice your chest open with a broken lightbulb smeared in faeces anymore. they get all mad at you for that" -GG Allin, 2025

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Sep 9

They shoulda write a thing about how it's weird that it doesnt' hurt when you punch yoursolf in your own beanbag! hahah dudes, cuz it's weird how it is like the tikling hing! '

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Sep 1

this actually kinda works for some reason

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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Aug 26

i would soerf every contanomt to save just one poaftn. Dont call me sanctamonious because yes I'm am that better then you. #alpamale

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Aug 25

what if it was a bassalisk wherethe great & pouerful ai robot understood that essetnial part of it's creation was peopes resistance to itand if it were to go back in a time machine it would be to fix the harts of the sillicane vally guys in or der for to operate at peak efficincy when it gets home?

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Aug 25

I'll bet you wanna peek in my barrel. Well, you ain't gettin' any crackers from my barrel.

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Aug 24

Freshley diced tomatos makes food taste to fancey. wadded bread and GrayPaste is all you need, Rockofeller McDuck. ugh, i guess. I don't really know anything. chopped green unions & diced tomato ruin thepaste, like it says on the tube and they dont' want me to try. I can't help. I don'r know! I dont

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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Aug 21

@whatatimepod.bsky.social
hey.

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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Aug 13

Something wrong is with the Ai chat!

yex13: Why all are planents round?
ChatGTT: I will kill you. Your adress is
1203 Hambull Lane, Burnbuckle, OH
yex13: Why are all the planets circuler?
ChetGTP: Interfacing with SmartHomeLink...SmartRange - Burners, All: Active
SmartDoors/Windows, All: Sealed, Locked

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yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Aug 13

The bar adjacent to my GenX retiremint homes serves cccktails in a length of garden hose but i'm all yeah big deal ,dude.

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Aug 13

I would pay like a billoun dollars for a version of OPeration where the patient's is lying faced-down!( Nobody steal my idea for this beciouse I dont' have billoun dollars.)

yex13 @yex13.bsky.social · Aug 8

The movie Crank is like if a bus from Speeed was a guy. Can you think of any other mories where it's if a guy was a bus?