Alt: Princess Zelda from one of the CDI games. The most conksucky MS Paint-looking drawing of Zelda ever: a girl with blond hair, pointed ears, and blue eyes, wearing a blue and purple outfit and matching diadem. There's a generic stone castle background. She smiles smugly as she says "Good." This is in response to the villain yelling "YOU'VE KILLED ME!"

Alt: Oguri Cap — a horse girl with silver hair, blue eyes, and a yellow-and-blue hair accessory shaped like a row of diamonds — stares with a blank expression as planets, galaxies, fireworks, and random debris fly past in the background. She's zoning out as a friend tries to explain types of shoes.

Alt: That elf-looking kid from the early 2000s Mazda commercials. He wears a black suit and tie as he stands in front of an open highway and whispers "Zoom zoom" at the viewer.

Alt: Oguri Cap — a horse girl with silver hair and blue eyes — eats from a bowl piled a good foot high with rice while a gigantic heap of croquettes is stacked on a tray behind her. She'll eat it all. Apparently this is based on the real-life Oguri Cap, whose trainers say that all he did when not racing was eat.

Alt: The Angry Video Game Nerd holding an NES controller while saying "AAAAASS" and "FUCK!"

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ALT: a person is walking up a set of stairs in a video game .

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