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I like animals. Billionaires can pound sand. Spouse posts way too much on Wonkette. TCMParty person Not gonna lie, it’s turning grim out there. Don’t give up!

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yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · Apr 14

My thread of ludicrous death scenes I’ve seen on #TCM (I apologize in advance for the cackling)

1. Some dopey John Wayne (They Were Expendable, I think?)

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yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 15h

Steve Wynn? The guy who poked a hole in a Picasso with his elbow?

Like, how can that even happen?

www.npr.org/sections/the...

Years After The Elbow Incident, Steve Wynn Sells Picasso's 'Le Rêve' For $155 Million

Wynn had agreed to sell the painting to Steven Cohen, but as he was saying goodbye he punched a hole through it with his elbow.

www.npr.org

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yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 15h

Seeing Richard Marx on the list reminds me of this tale

www.salon.com/2013/01/19/r...

Richard Marx hates my guts - Salon.com

I made a snarky comment about the 1980s soft-rock balladeer on my blog. And now he won't leave me alone. Really

www.salon.com

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 16h

One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole

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yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 23h

They get affected by earthquakes thousands of miles away!

www.sfgate.com/national-par...

Russia earthquake rattles Death Valley home of one of Earth's rarest species

Scientists have been "extremely concerned" about the species.

www.sfgate.com

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 1d

I wish someone could testify in front of of Congress that we all, at some point of our lives, become temporarily disabled, unless we were *extraordinarily lucky*

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 1d

Livestream following ICE vehicles in Chicago — one of the Feds has a Mexican flag in the back of their truck

www.youtube.com/live/0JlatGC...

Following ICE in Chicago

YouTube video by Mercado Media

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yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 1d

Some good news, for once

www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...

Salmon seen for first time in century after historic Calif. dam removal

In an impressive feat, the salmon have crossed over the river's remaining dams.

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yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 2d

mood

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 3d

My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: theodore.goldenvelt)

ahh! a small fluffy ghost sits on a hardwood floor staring directly at us. but actually... the longer we take it in, the more cute the ghost becomes. one could even mistake this little guy for a golden retriever puppy wearing a sheet with eye, ear, and mouth holes cut out of it. even though he gave us a fright, we would still pet this ghost puppy.

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yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 2d

I’m begging reporters to ask that mofo about Christmas trees and renters

I double-dog dare you

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 2d

Jessy was on a company-wide call
a couple of years ago, and started complaining about renters nailing Christmas trees to the floor in their homes and hoo boy did the Slack chat light up after that

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 2d

ketamine

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yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 2d

lol

Part of the Wikipedia media description for the first photo with the dude posing with the mannequins:

A cursed image from Alaska. Bad omens are prevalent.

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 2d

Proud to say I’ve mailed in my California ballot today

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 2d

gizmodo.com/trump-blue-j...

That Trump Tweet About the World Series Being 'Rigged' Is Fake

It's getting harder to tell which unhinged Trump tweets are real.

gizmodo.com

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 2d

JFC

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 2d

THANK YOU

I would have never figured that out

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 2d

“D’berries”? What am I missing here?

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 3d

‘When Scott Bessent lived at 720 Park Avenue I would often see him coming home, dusty, from a long day toiling in the soy fields of Wall Street. Sowing the rows between the hedge funds, ignoring the catcalls of ‘soy boy!’ from mergers & acquisition jerks. Head down, he persisted’

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yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 5d

If crypto is so great, why doesn’t Baron von Fuckstick demand to be paid in it?

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 6d

Oh lordy. This movie.
#TCMParty
#AllFallDown

A 5/10 IMDb review of All Fall Down:

Berry-Berry. Berry-Berry. Berry-Berry.

thescipios January 17, 2022

This film is about a younger brother who cannot stop saying the name of his older brother Berry-Berry. Then everyone else chimes in and says it too. Over and over and over again.

Did I say Berry-Berry? Such a ridiculous name. Oh, and by the way.....Berry-Berry. In case I didn't mention it.... Berry-Berry. And for those who hadn't heard it before.....Berry-Berry. And in conclusion I will sum up with......wait for it........Berry-Berry!

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yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 6d

I’m currently trying to repair my old Bosch dishwasher which is throwing an E1 error and I’ve replaced the water valve (wasn’t that), the main control board (wasn’t that), and I’m about to replace the heat pump — I have a Dishwasher of Theseus now

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 6d

There was a HHI where the guy was insistent that their new place needed a shed. (I think he wanted to raise goats?) He was really annoying about it. Now when we watch and a person has some weirdly specific request, I say “that’s his shed!”

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 7d

SAY THE WORDS

yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social · 7d

I’ve been to this place! The skywalk is pretty cool

Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.bsky.social · 7d

BearSky

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

Bear Breaks Into California Zoo to Mingle With Other Bears