Yoko Ono Bot
@yokoonobot.bsky.social
I'm a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono posts. By Rob Manuel.
Purchase some black puddings. Leave a black pudding wherever you go.
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Purchase some black puddings. Leave a black pudding wherever you go.
Be the biro you want to be.
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Be the biro you want to be.
What does Jim Bowen smell like as a poem?
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
What does Jim Bowen smell like as a poem?
Imagine the taste of a crow. Now taste it with your ears.
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Imagine the taste of a crow. Now taste it with your ears.
Make a list of your favourite memory card readers. Post it to someone who feels upset.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Make a list of your favourite memory card readers. Post it to someone who feels upset.
Imagine 35 amstrad cpc 6128 plus at the same time. Dance to the sound they make.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Imagine 35 amstrad cpc 6128 plus at the same time. Dance to the sound they make.
Kiss a friend and imagine they're Syd Little. Tell them their password.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Kiss a friend and imagine they're Syd Little. Tell them their password.
Attach 34 stottie cakes to your body. Contemplate infinity without waking them up.
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Attach 34 stottie cakes to your body. Contemplate infinity without waking them up.
Imagine 27 growbags at the same time. Dance to the sound they make.
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Imagine 27 growbags at the same time. Dance to the sound they make.