'Yote Chaser
@yotechaser.bsky.social
documenting the study, pursuit and HUNT of the lesser-known but fiercely dangerous cryptid: The Keuka 'Yote (KEW-kə YO-tay)
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July 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
@ducksltd.bsky.social loving the new covers ep. Did you know about the shitpost synthwave cover of 18 Cigarettes?
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returned from a field investigation trip; my high hopes of connection and contribution were dashed as the scene is currently littered with hucksters and charlatans. It's possible they may have only shown interest in the accounts and evidence i shared in the hope that I would prove a willing "mark".
October 20, 2023 at 9:19 PM
returned from a field investigation trip; my high hopes of connection and contribution were dashed as the scene is currently littered with hucksters and charlatans. It's possible they may have only shown interest in the accounts and evidence i shared in the hope that I would prove a willing "mark".
Neighbor! Beware! Tho clouds dim her visage some; the full moon still shines in power 'pon these lands and THE YOTE doth ride 'cross these
grains of wave.
grains of wave.
September 30, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Neighbor! Beware! Tho clouds dim her visage some; the full moon still shines in power 'pon these lands and THE YOTE doth ride 'cross these
grains of wave.
grains of wave.
I asked and received in a dream the explanation for these: the younger coyotes play a game called y)ype raah or “smear last”, in which they coerce frogs to cross a busy road. Whoever’s frog makes it the furthest is given the sage crown and granted a boon from the Yote herself.
September 27, 2023 at 9:35 PM
I asked and received in a dream the explanation for these: the younger coyotes play a game called y)ype raah or “smear last”, in which they coerce frogs to cross a busy road. Whoever’s frog makes it the furthest is given the sage crown and granted a boon from the Yote herself.
I sought this light but remember nothing beyond my approach. Awoke some hours later with a headache and a body odor of cloves and potting soil.
September 20, 2023 at 2:47 PM
I sought this light but remember nothing beyond my approach. Awoke some hours later with a headache and a body odor of cloves and potting soil.
Remembering the rhymes of my childhood, and only now perceiving the subtle, hidden wisdom within:
Black cat? Never fear.
Black scat? ‘Yote near.
Run child run, and ne’er look back
Lest ye become a most tender snack.
Black cat? Never fear.
Black scat? ‘Yote near.
Run child run, and ne’er look back
Lest ye become a most tender snack.
September 15, 2023 at 12:39 PM
Remembering the rhymes of my childhood, and only now perceiving the subtle, hidden wisdom within:
Black cat? Never fear.
Black scat? ‘Yote near.
Run child run, and ne’er look back
Lest ye become a most tender snack.
Black cat? Never fear.
Black scat? ‘Yote near.
Run child run, and ne’er look back
Lest ye become a most tender snack.
Sometimes it's what you DON'T see that matters most; this night of new or "no" moon is when the 'Yote's power is at its lowest, and she retreats fearfully until the moon returns. So revel in your safety, child! Wander freely under the stars, or maybe even watch an extra episode of Dallas.
September 15, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Sometimes it's what you DON'T see that matters most; this night of new or "no" moon is when the 'Yote's power is at its lowest, and she retreats fearfully until the moon returns. So revel in your safety, child! Wander freely under the stars, or maybe even watch an extra episode of Dallas.
could not log on yesterday due to wildlife attack, a wasp in my can of guava nectar (injury shown below). Treated it with a poultice of licorice root and vicks, but swelling persists. Clearly meant as a warning that I am too close but: no wilting flower I! I receive it as confirmation of my vector.
September 13, 2023 at 12:23 PM
could not log on yesterday due to wildlife attack, a wasp in my can of guava nectar (injury shown below). Treated it with a poultice of licorice root and vicks, but swelling persists. Clearly meant as a warning that I am too close but: no wilting flower I! I receive it as confirmation of my vector.
sometimes open, sometimes closed...often within the same day. A gate, yes; but no human business does this protect.
September 12, 2023 at 1:18 AM
sometimes open, sometimes closed...often within the same day. A gate, yes; but no human business does this protect.
found this mysterious object with arcane markings during stamina training and I, the fool! picked it up! I dropped it immediately but cursed myself for this rare and momentary lapse. Let no-one tell you that years of preparation and extreme wisdom are a guarantee of safety.
I am now surely marked.
I am now surely marked.
September 8, 2023 at 12:55 PM
found this mysterious object with arcane markings during stamina training and I, the fool! picked it up! I dropped it immediately but cursed myself for this rare and momentary lapse. Let no-one tell you that years of preparation and extreme wisdom are a guarantee of safety.
I am now surely marked.
I am now surely marked.
yes, a so-called "weed" also needs the pollinator's touch. Perhaps remember that the next time you head out with your pitchforks and torches to strike a 'Yote down.
September 7, 2023 at 7:47 PM
yes, a so-called "weed" also needs the pollinator's touch. Perhaps remember that the next time you head out with your pitchforks and torches to strike a 'Yote down.
Observe the double web strategy in use here, this spider is no doubt in the tutelage of the 'Yote. Brother fly spots and dodges the first, his pride swells and his caution drops just in time to be ensnarled in the second! Just like my Aunt Teela and those scammers.
September 6, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Observe the double web strategy in use here, this spider is no doubt in the tutelage of the 'Yote. Brother fly spots and dodges the first, his pride swells and his caution drops just in time to be ensnarled in the second! Just like my Aunt Teela and those scammers.
The 'Yote and her earth-plane soldiers are famously predatorial to the frog and her cousins, but I can't imagine what would drive them to this type of cruelty.
September 6, 2023 at 12:07 AM
The 'Yote and her earth-plane soldiers are famously predatorial to the frog and her cousins, but I can't imagine what would drive them to this type of cruelty.
You're preaching brother tortoise. And I am TRYING! To Listen.
September 4, 2023 at 12:49 AM
You're preaching brother tortoise. And I am TRYING! To Listen.
Many netizens have asked how to distinguish the 'Yote from the non-cryptid, civilian coyote. Simple: opposable thumbs, as pictured here. Unsurprising that many of the most accurate illustrations of the 'Yote are erotic or sensual in nature, as the 'Yote exudes a powerful sexual energy field.
September 2, 2023 at 11:38 AM
Many netizens have asked how to distinguish the 'Yote from the non-cryptid, civilian coyote. Simple: opposable thumbs, as pictured here. Unsurprising that many of the most accurate illustrations of the 'Yote are erotic or sensual in nature, as the 'Yote exudes a powerful sexual energy field.
Another Wendy's detritus pile, the third since the last new moon. Has the 'Yote acquired a taste for Frosty? Must search the news feeds for reports of delivery drivers reported as missing/hypnotized.
September 1, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Another Wendy's detritus pile, the third since the last new moon. Has the 'Yote acquired a taste for Frosty? Must search the news feeds for reports of delivery drivers reported as missing/hypnotized.
Slept poorly last night. Not out of fear; my full-moon home defenses are sound. But sadness for ignorant and unprepared neighbors who know not the baleful energy such a night brings to the 'Yote's ruinous activities. We welcome this gibbous wane, but accept that it is short-lived.
August 31, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Slept poorly last night. Not out of fear; my full-moon home defenses are sound. But sadness for ignorant and unprepared neighbors who know not the baleful energy such a night brings to the 'Yote's ruinous activities. We welcome this gibbous wane, but accept that it is short-lived.
My heart lept into my throat when I saw this notice: was this First Contact? Alas, upon careful scrutiny it appears possible that @yotes.bsky.social is a mere human, masquerading as my worthy quarry. An artful farce. The search continues...
August 30, 2023 at 4:57 PM
My heart lept into my throat when I saw this notice: was this First Contact? Alas, upon careful scrutiny it appears possible that @yotes.bsky.social is a mere human, masquerading as my worthy quarry. An artful farce. The search continues...
Once a year, this corridor aligns perfectly with the rising sun (not today). How much does the government know?
August 30, 2023 at 12:26 PM
Once a year, this corridor aligns perfectly with the rising sun (not today). How much does the government know?
this one provokes ?s about the 'yote in the event of nuclear holocaust. Not survival! That's a given. Rather: would they remain in darkness or decide to step from shadow to radioactive flame to the light? To lead us.
August 30, 2023 at 1:56 AM
this one provokes ?s about the 'yote in the event of nuclear holocaust. Not survival! That's a given. Rather: would they remain in darkness or decide to step from shadow to radioactive flame to the light? To lead us.
What does the eft know? That would provoke him to risk his life 'pon this human highway? Perhaps that a greater danger exists behind!
August 29, 2023 at 12:42 AM
What does the eft know? That would provoke him to risk his life 'pon this human highway? Perhaps that a greater danger exists behind!
When I'm out stamina training and I see an estate like this I always give a wise and unenvious chuckle. Do these fools not understand that such ostentatious dwellings right up against forest are just asking for the Yote's trickster touch? Enjoy well-water that tastes of coyote flatulence, rich man!
August 27, 2023 at 10:54 PM
When I'm out stamina training and I see an estate like this I always give a wise and unenvious chuckle. Do these fools not understand that such ostentatious dwellings right up against forest are just asking for the Yote's trickster touch? Enjoy well-water that tastes of coyote flatulence, rich man!
Returned to my earth body-vessel after my morning projection to find pigeons approaching from the south-east; HIGHLY unusual flight behavior. 'Yote influence is clear, but is it just a sign? Or a Warning?
August 26, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Returned to my earth body-vessel after my morning projection to find pigeons approaching from the south-east; HIGHLY unusual flight behavior. 'Yote influence is clear, but is it just a sign? Or a Warning?
won't be able to go into the field today because of work; I must confine myself to online research. But if I was able I would head straight for that misty saddle; the 'Yote is a creature of trickery, deception, and at times even hurtful lies...mist and fog provide excellent cover for such deeds.
August 25, 2023 at 1:06 PM
won't be able to go into the field today because of work; I must confine myself to online research. But if I was able I would head straight for that misty saddle; the 'Yote is a creature of trickery, deception, and at times even hurtful lies...mist and fog provide excellent cover for such deeds.