IT'S ELLEN TIME!
@yotedragon.bsky.social
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She/They
Comanche
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Expect extremely weird shitposts!
She/They
Comanche
18+
Expect extremely weird shitposts!
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IT'S ELLEN TIME!
@yotedragon.bsky.social
· Jul 15
Wait, had to make a really small change, but now it's done
Oops, I yoted again
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oops, I yoted again
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This is always an option! 😉
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is always an option! 😉
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November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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I had a dream that a giant chicken beat a class of kids in a virtual reality game taking place in their own imaginations, and then celebrated by drinking a massive amount of eggnog when back in the real world.
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I had a dream that a giant chicken beat a class of kids in a virtual reality game taking place in their own imaginations, and then celebrated by drinking a massive amount of eggnog when back in the real world.
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They need to invent a pizza with a scorpion pepper based sauce :3c
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
They need to invent a pizza with a scorpion pepper based sauce :3c
doomscrolling (reading ancient cursed scrolls)
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
doomscrolling (reading ancient cursed scrolls)
Time to rizz them with my coyotish charm... *BITES*
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Time to rizz them with my coyotish charm... *BITES*
wet yote smell
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
wet yote smell
an isekai about reincarnated as an alternate universe version of your own nose
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
an isekai about reincarnated as an alternate universe version of your own nose
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Good afternoon ying nation
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Good afternoon ying nation
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Good afternoon ying nation
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Good afternoon ying nation
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Anyways, small shameless plug… if you want to help me upgrade my scrubs as a nurse, it would mean a lot.
ko-fi.com/overbearingu...
ko-fi.com/overbearingu...
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Anyways, small shameless plug… if you want to help me upgrade my scrubs as a nurse, it would mean a lot.
ko-fi.com/overbearingu...
ko-fi.com/overbearingu...
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a big fat coyote that turns you into a big fat coyote by whispering big fat coyote over and over again in your ear as you sleep and then you have to spend an entire day as a big fat coyote because you woke up on the big fat coyote side of the bed you big fat coyote you
:3
:3
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
a big fat coyote that turns you into a big fat coyote by whispering big fat coyote over and over again in your ear as you sleep and then you have to spend an entire day as a big fat coyote because you woke up on the big fat coyote side of the bed you big fat coyote you
:3
:3
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I wasn't going to ask again so soon, but it turns out because of the way I was fired by my previous job I do not qualify for unemployment pay. This is a devestating blow, as I still don't have a job yet. Things are tight and any little bit you can spare helps immensely:
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ko-fi.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I wasn't going to ask again so soon, but it turns out because of the way I was fired by my previous job I do not qualify for unemployment pay. This is a devestating blow, as I still don't have a job yet. Things are tight and any little bit you can spare helps immensely:
I remember how in my early teens my dad got me a couple of classical albums, "Heavy Classix" or "Klassik, mit dem Schwerte Dirigiert" volumes 1 & 2, but then I lost them in storage when we moved, and apparently they were/are rare and hard to find, but also a really good and exciting selection
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I remember how in my early teens my dad got me a couple of classical albums, "Heavy Classix" or "Klassik, mit dem Schwerte Dirigiert" volumes 1 & 2, but then I lost them in storage when we moved, and apparently they were/are rare and hard to find, but also a really good and exciting selection
They need to replace the kind of anxiety that makes you have an anxiety attack with a new kind of stress that turns you into a werewolf.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
They need to replace the kind of anxiety that makes you have an anxiety attack with a new kind of stress that turns you into a werewolf.
Workshopping a phrase to describe smooth creamy things. How about "smoother and creamier than Kenny G's cum?"
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Workshopping a phrase to describe smooth creamy things. How about "smoother and creamier than Kenny G's cum?"
You look submissive and bitable :3c
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You look submissive and bitable :3c
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Cis people should consider loving us while we’re alive instead of posting platitudes once we’re not
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Cis people should consider loving us while we’re alive instead of posting platitudes once we’re not
you order curry, but by the time it gets there, you open your door to find it all gone and a fat coyote gnawing on a naan
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
you order curry, but by the time it gets there, you open your door to find it all gone and a fat coyote gnawing on a naan
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I don't know who needs to hear this, bit it's time to move the frozen mutated alien-infected carcass from the freezing antarctic conditions into your research station.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, bit it's time to move the frozen mutated alien-infected carcass from the freezing antarctic conditions into your research station.