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IT'S ELLEN TIME!

@yotedragon.bsky.social

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · Jul 15

Wait, had to make a really small change, but now it's done

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1h

a subgenre of coyote called coyote which is like coyote but with more coyote and less coyote

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 12h

a deep sea octopoops

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 12h

lewd!

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 12h

soft fluffy furries

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 12h

It's raining yinglets

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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 13h

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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 14h

outside wolf

A scanned image of a sketchpage. The early life cycle of a wolf is depicted in drawings and text: "Take a wolf." [a quadrupedal wolf.] "Make him bipedal." [He is standing on two plantigrade legs.] "Dress him in clothes from the department store." [He wears pants and a rugby shirt, one leg propped up on a small box.] "Give him a 20 year long interdisciplinary education." [He is seen as a high school math student, looking at a wall clock while using a graphing calculator. As a college student, timing the movement of a film development can. As a graduate student, looking at mortarboards being tossed in the air.] "He is now ready to go outside!" [He is once again on all fours, albeit still in bidepal form, wearing kneepads and a harness which reads "MASTER'S DEGREE- OK TO PET."

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 13h

ass high to a knee hopper

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 14h

more coyotes coming up right after these messages

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 14h

coyotes

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 14h

now you need to be rescrunkulated

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 14h

Have you ever scrunkled so hard that you accidentally scronkled?

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 14h

I believe in you! <3

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 14h

*yotes*

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 15h

There's only one thing I can do: kiss him, and I'd do it in a heartbeat.

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TY-PESH @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 21d

climb aboard matey 🏴‍☠️🦜

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TY-PESH @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 18h

HGTV (himbo garden television)

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 18h

yes >:3

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 23h

Imagine a fat coyote dragon girl in a sexy devil costume poking you in the tummy with a pitchfork on Halloween :3

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

I had a dream that someone had a special pipe that filtered smoke through someone's giant pet slug like some kind of slug bong.

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

pour yourself a nice big bowl of cinnamon toast crotch

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 23h

Panel 1: Shen is stoically holding up a sign with his right hand that says "W O R C E S T E R" on it.

Panel 2: A man clearly from Boston, in a black Red Sox cap and Bruins jersey and holding a Market Basket bag slung over his shoulder, says "WOOSTER!" Under the cap, he has messy brown hair, and is smiling innocently.

Panel 3: Shen, still stoic, now holds up a picture of a rooster with both hands.

Panel 4: The man from Boston smile lights up, sparkles in his eyes, and says "ROOCHESTER!!!"

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 23h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Basil 🌿 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 22h

Keep furry freaky

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 23h

In a cute and innocent totally not evil way of course