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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes
@youdou.bsky.social
1.3K followers 940 following 3.3K posts
Sane sarcastic conservative dog lover. Orwell called it. Congress must remove the loathsome prick. Don’t follow If you can’t handle the sarcasm.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 17m
Respected like the $2 attention whore he is.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 5h
Shit it was just a title?

Here I thought those genes were special.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 5h
However bathing has been optional so far.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 5h
That’s exactly the plan. Shh!
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 7h
Just a zombie nightmare. Don’t wake up until you’re dead.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
And if they don’t?
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
I think they should add crack to the list of things you can’t buy with food stamps. Maybe they can fix that if they go back to work?
That seems way worse than beer and cigarettes, but that’s just me.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
Bought a coffee at a shop yesterday. I put in my own milk.

You cannot sell me the coffee without making it. And putting it in a cup. That’s all included in the price.
That all took 30 seconds to pour.

Then comes the tip screen.

Nope. Just charge me the price including a living wage.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
With the added benefit of a tip option screen starting at 20%.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
Modern day slavery mentality.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
The commemorative survivor medal.

Now only $29.99.

Money raised goes to fund private preteen beauty pageants at the golden DJT ballroom.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
Had a wealthy older neighbor that called the landscapers “her Mexicans”. “I’ll have my Mexicans come in and trim my trees”,

They want them gone, except for “their” immigrants.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
That’s the MRI of trumps asshole.

Yes it’s that big.
helgaastrophysics.bsky.social It's Helga Again @helgaastrophysics.bsky.social · 1d
🚨: There’s an empty void in space so big that if you travelled across it you wouldn’t bump into anything for 752,536,988 years.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
“I like it when you talk Nazi, baby”
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
A little heavy on the eye shadow.

Hers is too.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
He doesn’t have the legs for it.

Wheelchair chump.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
So no need to pay them.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d
Beheadings.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d
An investment means South Korea owns the investment.
Not quite the same as putting the money in your pocket, chump.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d
Too bad the house has been disbanded.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 3d
Here’s an idea. How about we spike the burgers with that?

Oh the shot thing…. Damn, would have worked too.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 3d
That’s good.
nothoodlum.bsky.social Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 4d
After a decade of ‘two weeks’, Trump finally releases his healthcare plan.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 3d
Chump prepares to “solve” the farmer soybean crisis he created.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tru...
Trump says he expects to strike U.S.-China deal in meeting with Xi Jinping after months-long trade war
Trump is in South Korea, the final stop of his Asia tour, where he says he expects to nail down a "good deal for both" China and the U.S. with Xi Jinping.
www.cbsnews.com
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 3d
Virginia - go vote for Spanberger, understand the assignment, stop trump’s nominee.
abigailspanberger.com Abigail Spanberger @abigailspanberger.com · 3d
Virginians are tired of the chaos. They’re ready for leadership who will focus on making life more affordable.

That’s why I’m laser-focused on lowering housing, healthcare, and utility costs across the Commonwealth.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 3d
Not to say that some wealthy aren’t racists and misogynist.
They can hide it when needed.
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