YourCaptainLily
banner
yourcaptainlily.bsky.social
YourCaptainLily
@yourcaptainlily.bsky.social
AHOY, BITCHES!! My name's Lily!!! Pronouns are She/Her!!! I'm a streamer, space captain vtuber, and voice actor!! Watch me NEVER LOSE at twitch.tv/yourcaptainlily
Pinned
The LilyZoeython is over and was a MASSIVE success!!! Here are all the goals/streams coming up that chat ended up unlocking!! Again, holy shit you guys. Thank you all so much for the support, and I'll do my best to make sure all of these are CERTIFIED LILY BANGERS!!!!!!!!
you literally have to act like a shounen protagonist, okay? never give up, find strength in your friends, keep fighting just because the only other option is to lose and you WON'T lose. you HAVE to act like a shounen protagonist. get mad, get passionate, then wield that passion like a fucking HAMMER
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
violent fictional women my beloveds
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
HERE'S THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE CHAT, THE RETURN OF CURSED HALO
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
shoutout to @skylordzoey.bsky.social for being the actual cutest girl that they ever made ever
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i'm gatekeeping puppygirls now, you can't call yourself cooked unless you BARK for the clicker
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
they really named that guy Claude The Bussy
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
no guys i swear i didn't moan a little you can keep beating me up i promise i hate it
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
giggling over stupid shit with your girlfriend is the best ever actually i love her like i love the stars
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Reposted by YourCaptainLily
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
@skylordzoey.bsky.social if there's a shark week, why isn't there a skeleton week also
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
activating penis mode
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
hey my tits look fucking amazing in this tank top what the hell
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Reposted by YourCaptainLily
IT'S MY 7 YEAR STREAM ANNIVERSARY ON THE 13TH OF DECEMBER AND SO MANY FESTIVITIES ARE PLANNED!

THE FIRST TO ANNOUNCE IS THE SPOT ART CONTEST!

The theme is Spot in Dungeons and Dragons! I even drew my own lil example; brave Sir Spot!

There will be cash prizes for 1st 2nd and 3rd place!
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
hey so being stupid gay dumb over the top loser super stupid-style gay as fuck with your girlfriend is actually the best thing in the entire fuckjng world
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
dumb dog spilled her stupid fucking pasta on the flkoor fucking stupid p[uupy wasted all her pastsa :(
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Reposted by YourCaptainLily
It’s definitely a head empty day for me
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Jarvis, make my chest stop feeling so tight all the time
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Reposted by YourCaptainLily
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Reposted by YourCaptainLily
+2 isn't enough anymore, let me suck your dick
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the blasphemous sentinels (burger king workers) are trying to prevent me from reaching the sacred waters (soda dispenser) in order to carry out the holy baptism (dip my balls in)
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i HAVE to crash out more on stream, i hold that shit back and i SHOULDN'T
SCREAM!!!!!!!! BE ANGRY, BE PASSIONATE!!!! CRASH OUT AND SHIT!!!
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
wait are you guys actually going to shed your flesh to become the skeleton generals of Zarthox's evil army? i thought it was like a bit or something
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
PLEASE
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM