Erk DrWrt
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For all those not well-versed in Greek mythology, Pan is the G.O.A.T.
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I didn't think this dahlia plant was ever gonna bloom this year but now it's popping out blooms left and right. This particular variety is called "Fairytale" from Swan Island Dahlias. It's a bit darker in color than normal due to the cooler temps #flowersonfriday #dahlia
A bright pink 6" informal decorative dahlia bloom.
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It's also my favorite episode as well.
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The absolute best podcast episode title.
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I baked myself a meyer lemon pound cake and it turned out pretty alright. This was from a box of premixed ingredients and if I manage to not go into a diabetic coma I'll probably find a simple recipe and bake that sometime this week just for comparison.
One loaf of lemon pound cake with a glaze.
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I can't believe it's been 15 years since I uttered "I can't believe it's been 10 years since Kid A was released!"!!
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We got a little bit of rain.
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You think you know shit but you don't know shit and if you know shit then you know you don't know shit.
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To all of those that have been worried about our future, everything's gonna be fine. "It can only good happen."
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Weekly affirmation followed by the proper response.
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I hurt my back sneezing yesterday which prompted my credit score to lower by 8 points.
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Nice to meet you. I'm Professor Woodclam.
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An odd suggestion but Short Circuit & Short Circuit 2. There's a spectrum of problematic shit with these movies that I loved when I was kid.
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I bought a bottle of Ogallala bay rum/teakwood air freshener and found that it smells almost exactly my grandparents' old house so now I almost feel obligated to buy every drop of that stuff.
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I still think the tagline for The Shining should've been "Go drunk, you're home.".
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@scottchernoff.bsky.social Just heard a commercial for some Arizona mattress company and could've sworn it was the theme for "Who's teaching Whom?".
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Mental exhaustion got ya down? Sit down, sip a drink of your choosing, and relax to some early @amontobin.bsky.social. Go buy the album after you realize how fuckin' dope this shit is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKjZ...
The Brazilianaire
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Looks like a good 20 minutes of making goats gag with that drench.
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The sunflowers and amaranth are coming along nicely in the garden. #garden #sunflower #amaranth
Sunflowers and amaranth all blooming in the garden inches away from each other.
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Every time it was an O'Brien episode he'd always get the shit beat out of him somehow at some point.
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I had to say goodbye to my good friend Johnny. This buddy's really gonna be missed.
A boarder collie laying down a foot away from a tennis ball ready for someone to throw it for him. A border collie in waist-deep water. Johnny the border collie standing in a golden field of grass. Johnny the border collie standing over his tennis ball while smiling with his slightly head titled and a superimposed slightly transparent photo of him looking serious in the top corner.
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Boy howdy I'll tell ya, that Matlock sure does love his hotdogs. He's always chompin' up while he's down at the courthouse. Classic Matlock. That guy...
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He too is the real deal.
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It's sad to know we'll never see a Bowie/Petty collaboration of "I'm Afraid of American Girls".