Hey if you support ICE, or Trump, or limiting the times that you can enjoy pizza by keeping pizza off of bagels, unfollow me.

Do you consider a hamdog to be a sandwich

Just realized I haven’t been reviewing my Amazon delivery people and I’m a little worried about how many of them they’ve executed.

I saw Jimmy Fallon riding the subway just like a regular guy eating Cheerios from a baggie just like a regular guy.