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youtooz.bsky.social
youtooz
@youtooz.bsky.social
5.7K followers 40 following 22 posts
(Parody and parody and parody, you get the idea 😭) (Made this account for fun, not for impersonation nor scamming ⚠️)
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18
Y'all, if you post bangers

Pls comment on this post, so I can follow you, thanks 🙏

I low-key need to see more 💯
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · May 20
Sorry for not being active, btw
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Feb 1
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Feb 1
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Nov 27
It's actually over💔
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Valve @valvesoftware.bsky.social · Nov 24
It got leaked? Oh no, not leaks!
What if "Half-Life 3" Got leaked next?
Oh wait... we forgot to make it.
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 20
Okay, seriously

How the fuck can they change it 😭
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 20
HUH????? 😭😭😭
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Earth Updates @earthupdates.bsky.social · Oct 21
⚠️ Earth Update ⚠️
-Jesus Christ might make a comeback in the future
-Global coffee demand up by 12%
-Fixed email crash issues
-Restoring classic Instagram features
-New tree species discovered in the Amazon
-Japan’s tech sector slows by 15%
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19
There is not a single individual, dw 💯
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19
20 and I'll do it
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19
Just checked my dms on Twitter

I'm not gonna check them again, after what I saw
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19
Probably soon, dw
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19
It's a good meal, dw 👀

Totally not gonna overcooked it
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19
What if instead of "youtooz"
It's called "freakytooz"
And instead of making "collectible figures"
We make "freaky figures"

👀
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19
Bio says it there, so they can know that I'm not the real one 👀

Well, I hope
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19
I mean

My goal is not to impersonate them, anyways lol

Since, the original one doesn't make funny posts, and just other bs

I'll try to make some
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19
Even tho I'm not the real one

I hope, I made your day a bit better 💯
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18
Congrats dawg 🎉
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18
Check bio, thanks 👍
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18
No, no, no

I don't impersonate them 💔
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18
Y'all, if you post bangers

Pls comment on this post, so I can follow you, thanks 🙏

I low-key need to see more 💯
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18
I low-key need to follow more people, not even kidding

My feed is empty 💔
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18
Bro ain't playing no more 😭

What'd I do 💔
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18
Okay, so I saw some changes in Twitter

Yeah, I rather stay here 😭
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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Feb 9
>:3
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