Gwdihŵ 🦉
@youwouldknow.bsky.social
Come with me if you want to leave
Might donate my National Record of Achievement to Trump
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Might donate my National Record of Achievement to Trump
It’s my 39th birthday & just as a treat, almost all my advertising has decided to highlight perimenopause & undereye ageing to me
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 PM
It’s my 39th birthday & just as a treat, almost all my advertising has decided to highlight perimenopause & undereye ageing to me
We’re both in an absolute mess so we must follow the law of a Lord of the Rings marathon & a very large curry
January 18, 2026 at 12:40 PM
We’re both in an absolute mess so we must follow the law of a Lord of the Rings marathon & a very large curry
Violently hungover so have ordered a Joe & the Juice of hope
January 18, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Violently hungover so have ordered a Joe & the Juice of hope
Helped a blind lady to the train just now & I’m absolutely blown away in the worst possible way over the amount of people who wouldn’t move for her & her dog, completely consumed by their own nonsense like it was their first day on earth
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Helped a blind lady to the train just now & I’m absolutely blown away in the worst possible way over the amount of people who wouldn’t move for her & her dog, completely consumed by their own nonsense like it was their first day on earth
Despite having a terrible week, we’re still going out today because why not
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Despite having a terrible week, we’re still going out today because why not
“If we fund the shark, it’s given me indication that it may consider eating fewer people.”
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 AM
“If we fund the shark, it’s given me indication that it may consider eating fewer people.”
The way water goes up your sleeves & forearms when you’re washing your face is foul & arrogant & needs to be stopped immediately
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 AM
The way water goes up your sleeves & forearms when you’re washing your face is foul & arrogant & needs to be stopped immediately
Robert Jenrick got sacked for biting someone in the Asda Create Your Own Pizza queue
January 16, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Robert Jenrick got sacked for biting someone in the Asda Create Your Own Pizza queue
Eventually he’ll die
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Eventually he’ll die
“For sale: Nobel prize, lightly worn.”
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 AM
“For sale: Nobel prize, lightly worn.”
Trump viewing the various prizes he’s been given, like the world’s worst & most undeserving make a wish child
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Trump viewing the various prizes he’s been given, like the world’s worst & most undeserving make a wish child
I should be allowed to go home early if my fringe is being unruly
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I should be allowed to go home early if my fringe is being unruly
My fringe has too much volume today & I look like an extra in Grange Hill
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
My fringe has too much volume today & I look like an extra in Grange Hill
A dress with a normal back, my kingdom for a dress with a normal back
January 14, 2026 at 12:38 PM
A dress with a normal back, my kingdom for a dress with a normal back
There are some odd stains on my wall that lead me to think I’ve either gone a bit too hard with the hairspray or it’s mucky ghosts
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 PM
There are some odd stains on my wall that lead me to think I’ve either gone a bit too hard with the hairspray or it’s mucky ghosts
I do not appreciate the phone making noises. Who does it think it is
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I do not appreciate the phone making noises. Who does it think it is
Can’t help but feel personally affronted when I have to change out of my lovely warm Oodie into a respectable jumper every time I hop on a teams call
January 14, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Can’t help but feel personally affronted when I have to change out of my lovely warm Oodie into a respectable jumper every time I hop on a teams call
The stringy bits in bananas have no right being as disgusting as they are
January 13, 2026 at 11:03 AM
The stringy bits in bananas have no right being as disgusting as they are
Paid £12.99 for a kindle book yesterday
January 13, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Paid £12.99 for a kindle book yesterday
Just witnessed someone on LinkedIn saying earnestly that they have “maths-related trauma”
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Just witnessed someone on LinkedIn saying earnestly that they have “maths-related trauma”
No new pictures - where are you mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
No new pictures - where are you mentally?
Was going to visit my hometown while Mr Gwd is on a stag do but there’s engineering works all that week & it would involve a cursed rail replacement bus from Port Talbot. Absolutely fucking not
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Was going to visit my hometown while Mr Gwd is on a stag do but there’s engineering works all that week & it would involve a cursed rail replacement bus from Port Talbot. Absolutely fucking not