Madam Mim
@yowling.bsky.social
My secret identity is a lefty edibles and flower farmer and part time bog witch.
Harvest is here and the growing season officially ends this week for me. I ran a lot of experiments this year to determine what works best for my microclimate, I’ll be posting the successes as I work through them.
#vegetablegardening #smallscalefarming #gardening #flowergardwning
#vegetablegardening #smallscalefarming #gardening #flowergardwning
October 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Harvest is here and the growing season officially ends this week for me. I ran a lot of experiments this year to determine what works best for my microclimate, I’ll be posting the successes as I work through them.
#vegetablegardening #smallscalefarming #gardening #flowergardwning
#vegetablegardening #smallscalefarming #gardening #flowergardwning
I haven’t been here much lately due to building a shed. It was hot and annoying.
Here is the surest sign of fall - there are piles of beans all over my office.
#beans #growityourself #zone7 #gardening #vegetablegardening #vegetablegarden
Here is the surest sign of fall - there are piles of beans all over my office.
#beans #growityourself #zone7 #gardening #vegetablegardening #vegetablegarden
September 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I haven’t been here much lately due to building a shed. It was hot and annoying.
Here is the surest sign of fall - there are piles of beans all over my office.
#beans #growityourself #zone7 #gardening #vegetablegardening #vegetablegarden
Here is the surest sign of fall - there are piles of beans all over my office.
#beans #growityourself #zone7 #gardening #vegetablegardening #vegetablegarden
I scared the shit out of a deer this morning who promptly crashed into my wire fence and got stuck. Fox mom then came out of nowhere just to taunt it.
The deer got out and is fine, but unfortunately is still a fucking idiot.
#deerarestupid #fox #deer #gardenlife
The deer got out and is fine, but unfortunately is still a fucking idiot.
#deerarestupid #fox #deer #gardenlife
June 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I scared the shit out of a deer this morning who promptly crashed into my wire fence and got stuck. Fox mom then came out of nowhere just to taunt it.
The deer got out and is fine, but unfortunately is still a fucking idiot.
#deerarestupid #fox #deer #gardenlife
The deer got out and is fine, but unfortunately is still a fucking idiot.
#deerarestupid #fox #deer #gardenlife
June 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Fox mom - please keep your unruly children from leaving animal feet for us in the pollinator garden. K thx
#foxes #vegetablegarden #gardening #wildlife
#foxes #vegetablegarden #gardening #wildlife
May 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Fox mom - please keep your unruly children from leaving animal feet for us in the pollinator garden. K thx
#foxes #vegetablegarden #gardening #wildlife
#foxes #vegetablegarden #gardening #wildlife
Well now there are babies. Alright fine, I’ll stop yelling at your mom.
#gardening #vegetablegarden #groundhogs #cutebutannoying
#gardening #vegetablegarden #groundhogs #cutebutannoying
May 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Well now there are babies. Alright fine, I’ll stop yelling at your mom.
#gardening #vegetablegarden #groundhogs #cutebutannoying
#gardening #vegetablegarden #groundhogs #cutebutannoying
I just moved and spread 10 bags of Pro Mix. Today I am an unstoppable Valkyrie, and tomorrow I won’t be able to move.
#gardening #vegetablegarden #raisedbeds
#gardening #vegetablegarden #raisedbeds
May 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I just moved and spread 10 bags of Pro Mix. Today I am an unstoppable Valkyrie, and tomorrow I won’t be able to move.
#gardening #vegetablegarden #raisedbeds
#gardening #vegetablegarden #raisedbeds
May 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I found four more this morning! And something keeps catching rabbits and leaving their feet on my doorstep.
#fourleafedclover #omens
#fourleafedclover #omens
April 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I found four more this morning! And something keeps catching rabbits and leaving their feet on my doorstep.
#fourleafedclover #omens
#fourleafedclover #omens
I could use some good luck! I fell over the same log TWICE mountain biking this weekend.
#mountainbiking #fourleafedclover
#mountainbiking #fourleafedclover
April 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I could use some good luck! I fell over the same log TWICE mountain biking this weekend.
#mountainbiking #fourleafedclover
#mountainbiking #fourleafedclover
After thinning and giving away as many as I could, my 100 tomatoes have been cut down to a sensible 64.
#vegetablegardening #vegetablegarden #tomatoes
#vegetablegardening #vegetablegarden #tomatoes
April 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
After thinning and giving away as many as I could, my 100 tomatoes have been cut down to a sensible 64.
#vegetablegardening #vegetablegarden #tomatoes
#vegetablegardening #vegetablegarden #tomatoes
I’m glad I can give my children the experience of their mother yelling “YOU JACKASS” in the middle of a conversation and then tearing off after a groundhog at top speed
#vegetablegarden #gardening #groundhogs
#vegetablegarden #gardening #groundhogs
April 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m glad I can give my children the experience of their mother yelling “YOU JACKASS” in the middle of a conversation and then tearing off after a groundhog at top speed
#vegetablegarden #gardening #groundhogs
#vegetablegarden #gardening #groundhogs
An actual conversation just now:
“Being worried about people breaking in to your yard and stealing your onions is not a typical concern.”
“Yeah, but they’re RAMPS.”
#vegetablegarden #gardening #growityourself #homestead #ramps
“Being worried about people breaking in to your yard and stealing your onions is not a typical concern.”
“Yeah, but they’re RAMPS.”
#vegetablegarden #gardening #growityourself #homestead #ramps
April 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
An actual conversation just now:
“Being worried about people breaking in to your yard and stealing your onions is not a typical concern.”
“Yeah, but they’re RAMPS.”
#vegetablegarden #gardening #growityourself #homestead #ramps
“Being worried about people breaking in to your yard and stealing your onions is not a typical concern.”
“Yeah, but they’re RAMPS.”
#vegetablegarden #gardening #growityourself #homestead #ramps
March 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It’s that time of year again, when mysterious boxes start showing up and I try to remember what the fuck I ordered.
#vegetablegarden #gardening #growityourself
#vegetablegarden #gardening #growityourself
March 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It’s that time of year again, when mysterious boxes start showing up and I try to remember what the fuck I ordered.
#vegetablegarden #gardening #growityourself
#vegetablegarden #gardening #growityourself
Tomato-gate is worse than I thought. I started 105 TOMATOES. I allotted space for 35.
WTF
#tomatogate #vegetablegarden #vegetablegardening #growityourself
WTF
#tomatogate #vegetablegarden #vegetablegardening #growityourself
March 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Tomato-gate is worse than I thought. I started 105 TOMATOES. I allotted space for 35.
WTF
#tomatogate #vegetablegarden #vegetablegardening #growityourself
WTF
#tomatogate #vegetablegarden #vegetablegardening #growityourself
If anyone on the eastern seaboard forgot to start your tomatoes I started them for you.
In other words, I lost track of my tomato starts and planted 80+. I look forward to drowning in marinara soon.
#vegetablegardening #growityourself #tomatoes #vegetablegarden
In other words, I lost track of my tomato starts and planted 80+. I look forward to drowning in marinara soon.
#vegetablegardening #growityourself #tomatoes #vegetablegarden
March 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If anyone on the eastern seaboard forgot to start your tomatoes I started them for you.
In other words, I lost track of my tomato starts and planted 80+. I look forward to drowning in marinara soon.
#vegetablegardening #growityourself #tomatoes #vegetablegarden
In other words, I lost track of my tomato starts and planted 80+. I look forward to drowning in marinara soon.
#vegetablegardening #growityourself #tomatoes #vegetablegarden
MY GENTIANS SURVIVED! I have an uncanny ability to kill them.
#flowergarden #gardens #gardening #growityourself
#flowergarden #gardens #gardening #growityourself
February 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
MY GENTIANS SURVIVED! I have an uncanny ability to kill them.
#flowergarden #gardens #gardening #growityourself
#flowergarden #gardens #gardening #growityourself
Native and show flower seeds are started! 75 varieties, the bees will be so happy. The bees are so loud every year.
The natives surround the food crops and increase pollination, and bring predatory wasps to eat the baddies.
The natives surround the food crops and increase pollination, and bring predatory wasps to eat the baddies.
February 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Native and show flower seeds are started! 75 varieties, the bees will be so happy. The bees are so loud every year.
The natives surround the food crops and increase pollination, and bring predatory wasps to eat the baddies.
The natives surround the food crops and increase pollination, and bring predatory wasps to eat the baddies.
Working at a tech startup is having to pretend enthusiasm at the dumbest guy in the room who thinks he’s the smartest, all for a paycheck not to evaporate.
#techstartupssuck #supportfederalworkers #resist
#techstartupssuck #supportfederalworkers #resist
February 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Working at a tech startup is having to pretend enthusiasm at the dumbest guy in the room who thinks he’s the smartest, all for a paycheck not to evaporate.
#techstartupssuck #supportfederalworkers #resist
#techstartupssuck #supportfederalworkers #resist
This is your spring reminder to check out local farms in your area! If you’re concerned about food security, smaller farms often have CSA programs that will get you delicious foods weekly. www.localharvest.org
#shoplocal #smallfarms #vegetablegardening #eatlocal
#shoplocal #smallfarms #vegetablegardening #eatlocal
February 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is your spring reminder to check out local farms in your area! If you’re concerned about food security, smaller farms often have CSA programs that will get you delicious foods weekly. www.localharvest.org
#shoplocal #smallfarms #vegetablegardening #eatlocal
#shoplocal #smallfarms #vegetablegardening #eatlocal
Growing season starts now. It’s hard to focus due to the sheer amount of fuckery happening right now, but nature doesn’t wait. This year, the extra is going to the food bank.
#gardening #flowers
#gardening #flowers
February 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Growing season starts now. It’s hard to focus due to the sheer amount of fuckery happening right now, but nature doesn’t wait. This year, the extra is going to the food bank.
#gardening #flowers
#gardening #flowers