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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · 11d

Feeling under the weather~?

My professional opinion? Lots of rest, relaxation, and intense masturbation~! I'm like, totally qualified! Look at my stethoscope!

Just do nothing all day, pump your cock, and let your brain melt into mush~! Here, let me help... Doctor's orders~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · 19d

Order our new special!

Buy now, and we'll make sure your pizza gets there in 30 minutes or less, GUARANTEED! If we're late, fuck the delivery driver for free~!

Open night and day, 24/7~! After you're done using your tip, make sure to thank your driver by leaving her one too~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · 25d

Quit texting her.

How's MY new girlfriend~? Busy cleaning your best friend's pussy juices off the shaft of my thick futa fuckmeat~

Your EX friends don't want to talk to you, simp. But hey, they said they'd let you watch~! Feel free to copestroke to me using my new property~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · 26d

It's been a while!

How slack am I~? Forgetting your daily titpussy milking sessions~! All those days of pent-up frustration stored in your balls~

You've been aching for me, haven't you~? Thrust faster! Reunite our love by humping through my boobies and cumming into my heart~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Sep 9

Your brain is toast~

Look at me, shut your eyes, and try picture all the nasty, taboo things you'd do to me! Seems like you're struggling~

Nothing? Thinking is useless anyway, especially with a melted frontal cortex! Be a good goonbrained porn addict and pump your life away~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Sep 4

You don't own the DLC?

To fuck me, you'll need to purchase the expansion pack~! Too expensive~? There's always the free battle pass~

Every level gives an extra second for the end of season sex scene! Make sure to buy the premium pass though, or you might just end up edged~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Sep 3

Look at you, drooling all over yourself!

Seems like my real life cheat code worked perfectly~! My boobiebrain scramblers flipped ON, and your mind turned OFF~

Now you're just a pathetic husk. Twitching blankly while I milk the last signs of resistance out of your empty body~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 31

Careful what you wish for!

Your wish of a "massive dick" to "fuck your girlfriend with" is granted! Where is it? I never said it'd be yours~?

My turn to have some fun! Isn't she so in heat with my brand new fuckmeat ramming her womb~? So what are your second and third wishes~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 30

Love how I look?

I should look this good forever, right dear~? Smooth glowing skin, plump tits to slide up and down on your cock~

How can you help? Simple! Sacrifice half your soul to me, and I'll use it to grant myself an extra 50 years of life stealing adventurers' souls~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 24

I'm glad we're negotiating.

Our war is just getting worse... Even now, our army is approaching your capital- Oops, shouldn't have spoiled it~

Declare unequivocal surrender to me, make me Empress, and I'll even let you go pyuu pyuu between my boobies~! Say it! "I surrender"~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 23

So sweaty...

Why do I have to wear this hot and stuffy wedding dress~? You begging at my feet to marry you is already embarassing enough~

Our vows? I promise to TOTALLY love you forever and stuff... Your turn! Reply with your most desperate vows, and I might just say "I do"~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 20

Are you serious?!

Looking at waifus in your stupid game again? I already told you that giving other girls attention is basically cheating~

Pass me the controller for a second~! Now be a good boyfriend and pump your load into me while I delete your lame save file, 'kay dummy~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 19

Poor neet.

Reincarnating already? What life will a perv like you have next... Perhaps a lowly beggar? Or a world class hero~?

How about a bargain! Fulfill my needs as a goddess, and I'll grant whatever your desires are! The more cum you provide, the stronger I'll make you~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 19

Good choice!

I'm proud of you for quitting your job and leaving your friends to be my sex toy~! It might SEEM like a bad decision, but it's not!

Forget about "owning things" and "having responsibilities"! You have a new purpose! Being mommy's fertile breeding mount for life~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 18

Thanks for the ride! How much do I owe?

Five gold coins!? Could I please pay you those three coins later~? I REALLY can't afford to pay that one coin right now...

Plus, why would I PAY YOU when you're putting YOUR COCK in ME~? Speaking of which, that'll be five gold coins~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 17

Just one last bet! I promise I'll win!

I'll perform better knowing you're secretly addicted to watching me come dead last~! Such a dirty masochist trainer~

Go all in on this one, 'kay~? I'd totes never throw a race just to see you cum as your money is flushed down the drain~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 16

Even ads know you're a porn-addicted freak~!

Why try to market a product when they can shove huge boobies and butts in your face! You're instantly entranced~

Isn't it so much safer when you're surrounded by porn advertising~? Just brainlessly repeat after me! "Buy buy buy!"~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 15

So much to milk out!

I do charge by the minute, y'know? So unless your wallet is stacked, be a good quickshot and spurt before you're broke~

Ewww! Stop making such a mess all over my hands~! Either you can cum now, or I'll squeeze the milk out of your pathetic balls myself~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 10

I love my fans!

Make sure you all buy my brand new Yume onahole~! With the new "Life Force Siphon" feature, you can send your levels straight to your favourite e-celebrity~!

What, you expect modern succubi to drain simps in person? That's why we have social media for, dummy~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 8

Not talking?

Seems we'll need to use some... "advanced interrogation techniques"~! Are you finally ready to talk?

I'll only edge you for 24 hours, and you confess while going pyuu pyuu~! Otherwise, Mrs. Bad Cop takes over, and a day of edging seems like a "quickshot" to you~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 6

Ever been BORED while playing with huge boobies? I have the product for you! Introducing... The Screen Bra~!

Display and play your favourite games, right on top of porntits~! Combine your two favourite addictions into one by groping while you play!

Huge tits sold separately~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 4

Struggling with #nofap? Here's some tips!

◆ Relapses is healthy:
Like food or water, pumping is a need! Your body knows you need it, so do it~!

◆ Give up already:
People who suppress relapses are 40% more likely to have stress-related health issues~!

Hope these tips help~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 4

Thanks for that...

You couldn't control those urges of yours and just NEEDED to deepthroat something~? Now my makeup is smeared!

At least finish quickly before someone notices the mess on my face... Otherwise, your next fucktoy might just see my lipstick coating your balls~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Aug 1

Do boys like being bullied?

You see so many guys begging to be degraded by pretty girls these days! Is it programmed into your genes or something~?

Prove you're not a worthless dog! Bark for me, simp~! Who cares if you do? At the end of the day, you're still a pathetic mutt~ ♡

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Yume~ @yumebrat.bsky.social · Jul 28

Baiting gooners is easy! I plant the idea to be as obsessive and addicted as possible! Want to be my #1 fan~?

Spam for my attention~!

I'll totes fuck you if you spam me saying how much you love me~! First, just sign your life over to me, then I'll keep you addicted for life~ ♡

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