Cake @ π―π΅ π FC, COG, NFC
@yupcake.is
I am Cake, always have been.
Metal Reindeer Solid; off-meta form factor; appears larger in images. Facilitation is my fetish. Contributor and outreach for @rackwiki.org.
He/him/who? π: Los Angeles, California
π NSFW || SFW: @cakeibou.bsky.social
Metal Reindeer Solid; off-meta form factor; appears larger in images. Facilitation is my fetish. Contributor and outreach for @rackwiki.org.
He/him/who? π: Los Angeles, California
π NSFW || SFW: @cakeibou.bsky.social
Pinned
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January 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Yesss congrats on making the jump! It's gonna be great
January 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Yesss congrats on making the jump! It's gonna be great
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When someone says they haven't cum all con and would do π’π―πΊπ΅π©πͺπ―π¨ to get off
πΈ: @brek.bsky.social
πΈ: @brek.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
When someone says they haven't cum all con and would do π’π―πΊπ΅π©πͺπ―π¨ to get off
πΈ: @brek.bsky.social
πΈ: @brek.bsky.social
what a good boy :3
January 8, 2026 at 9:34 AM
what a good boy :3
Jellyfin and sin
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Jellyfin and sin
happy birthday!
January 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
happy birthday!
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
December 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Happy nude deer π₯³
(I technically haven't taken any true nudes this year so here are some highlights instead)
πΈ:
1: @bleatr.bsky.social
2: @psynapse.gay
3: @brek.bsky.social
4: @notos.bsky.social
(I technically haven't taken any true nudes this year so here are some highlights instead)
πΈ:
1: @bleatr.bsky.social
2: @psynapse.gay
3: @brek.bsky.social
4: @notos.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Happy nude deer π₯³
(I technically haven't taken any true nudes this year so here are some highlights instead)
πΈ:
1: @bleatr.bsky.social
2: @psynapse.gay
3: @brek.bsky.social
4: @notos.bsky.social
(I technically haven't taken any true nudes this year so here are some highlights instead)
πΈ:
1: @bleatr.bsky.social
2: @psynapse.gay
3: @brek.bsky.social
4: @notos.bsky.social
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October 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'll be there!
December 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'll be there!
woah, nice angle
December 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
woah, nice angle
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October 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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August 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I love uncaging gifts π
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I love uncaging gifts π
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Merry Christmas, now feed me shrooms and drink my pee
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Merry Christmas, now feed me shrooms and drink my pee
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Merry Christmas π€β€οΈπ
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Merry Christmas π€β€οΈπ
December 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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We're Satan's little helpers (not a typo) π
πΈ @avocadosnek.bsky.social
(feat. @phoebefurry.bsky.social)
πΈ @avocadosnek.bsky.social
(feat. @phoebefurry.bsky.social)
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We're Satan's little helpers (not a typo) π
πΈ @avocadosnek.bsky.social
(feat. @phoebefurry.bsky.social)
πΈ @avocadosnek.bsky.social
(feat. @phoebefurry.bsky.social)
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket π£
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
Iβm sorry to hear that youβre having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a βfinal breakβ on vis event report sheet. Iβm also seeing that Ve ticked the βUnilateralβ box, meaning it isnβt contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you arenβt close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesnβt allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterpriseβ’ seat), as well as O365β’, Adobe CCβ’, and shell access on the Nix clusters. Weβre so sorry for your loss, cutie!! ππ
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
β-
Regards,
___ (π³οΈββ§οΈshe/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workdayβ’
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket π£
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business majors should not exist
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
business majors should not exist