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totally not jess
@yuriwizard.bsky.social
personal acc for @witchazard.bsky.social

probably nsfw and yapping and also photos of my cat

i slap my ocs into sims sometimes #ocsims

BANNER BY THE AMAZING @yuzepi.bsky.social
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made Sam’s house in the sims yesterday ft. Bianca’s red toyota tercel (the volvo is the closest i could find)

#ocsims
gf and also friends irl keep making meangirls references thanks to me😏
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
for valentine’s i scheduled a spa date with the gf, weve been needing our backs massaged like CRAZY
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 PM
absolutely cannot wait to start my needlefelting journey and make like 100 catras
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 PM
catra had his annual vet visit and despite what the vet said last year, the vet this time said catra actually isnt blind to any extent and hes just “special” helpppppp
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
lrt omg…am i seeing a lesbian italian knight with a love interest named bianca voiced by JENNIFER ENGLISH am i delusional is that what im actually seeing
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Reposted by totally not jess
Check out the release date trailer for 1348 Ex Voto, an upcoming third-person medieval action game in which you embark on a quest through Medieval Italy as Aeta, an up-and-coming knight tasked with saving those close to her.
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
gf asked me what i want for my bday and while back so i asked for a bunch of needlefelting stuff….. want to make werewolf bianca…… and my cat…..
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The Pill
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 PM
daily i need sam so bad
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 PM
i cant believe i have to say it again…. but i will literally just block u if u say anything vaguely sexual towards me even if its a joke 🙂 we r not in 2015 tumblr grow up
January 21, 2026 at 12:09 PM
dont mind me just watching clips from the video game of all time once again
January 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
my mental kind of lowkey collapsed n i have my monthly urge to play the sims
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
i need sam so bad…. bleas
January 20, 2026 at 8:58 PM
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
i want to finish up my commission ref sheet for sammy and bianca this week im so excited for my dummies to get drawn by one of my fav artists🌝
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 PM
i love eating squid but touching them raw n poking my fingers into them to clean them made me gag a bit 💔
January 19, 2026 at 11:19 PM
i keep breaking my earphone wires!!!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
fuck my baka chungus life
January 19, 2026 at 3:45 PM
keep having moments of self doubt abt my comms n all that lately but i literally rarely ever need to promote myself bc im my commissioners’ lil meowmeow artist who lives in their walls i just have to think abt this
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i rlly cant stop staring at sam and her hole on my latest piece…..
a person is petting a small gray kitten
Alt: kitten screaming in hand
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January 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
ipad did a stupid ass update that totally threw out any existing ux around windowing apps……. what the hell!!!!! also everything feels like laggy water….
January 18, 2026 at 4:59 AM
asking the gf if he wanna go to ikea right tf now to grab a frame for a new poster…. totally not a ploy to get meatballs
January 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
the way i have to work out my ASS more to fix my back is crazy
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Cutiefully drawing starwars alien for a commish
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
why does coffee always make me sleepy unless i take too of it n then suddenly im hearing colors
January 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM