totally not jess
@yuriwizard.bsky.social
personal acc for @witchazard.bsky.social
probably nsfw and yapping and also photos of my cat
BANNER BY THE AMAZING @yuzepi.bsky.social
probably nsfw and yapping and also photos of my cat
BANNER BY THE AMAZING @yuzepi.bsky.social
catra cuddling my gf’s shirt😭
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
catra cuddling my gf’s shirt😭
“ready for cuddles” is one way to describe them MANGLING me for grabbing my well earned loot that happened to drop on their storefront 💔
💚👬 The Kecleon Brothers are BACK together! Oldest & Younger — ready for Rescue Team DX cuddles! Which one’s your fave? 👀
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“ready for cuddles” is one way to describe them MANGLING me for grabbing my well earned loot that happened to drop on their storefront 💔
cant wait to do my steam winter sale shopping and never play anything
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
cant wait to do my steam winter sale shopping and never play anything
(lostrecords spoilers) this is the most beautiful scene to me in a video game especially watching it happen on the big screen with all the lights off and having gone on such a crazy roller coaster ride… yeah youtu.be/XQiBaLbEOK0?...
(TAPE 2 SPOILERS) Bloom and Rage Dance Scene
YouTube video by Strange Wabbit
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
(lostrecords spoilers) this is the most beautiful scene to me in a video game especially watching it happen on the big screen with all the lights off and having gone on such a crazy roller coaster ride… yeah youtu.be/XQiBaLbEOK0?...
i want to make a version of this with bianca and sam… argh (both of them being grabbed by the scruff)
in so deep that i use these losers as decor for our fridge #redserena
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
i want to make a version of this with bianca and sam… argh (both of them being grabbed by the scruff)
accidentally ordered vegan sushi bc i cant read and i thought i was going insane and asking the gf why the fish felt gelatinous… they got me….i wouldve fallen for it if not for the textures™️
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
accidentally ordered vegan sushi bc i cant read and i thought i was going insane and asking the gf why the fish felt gelatinous… they got me….i wouldve fallen for it if not for the textures™️
amazing people on my phone i think i can no longer take more work until after new years got some more work scheduled and now i think im pretty booked but also i am just very tired in general i will be hibernating n passing away
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
amazing people on my phone i think i can no longer take more work until after new years got some more work scheduled and now i think im pretty booked but also i am just very tired in general i will be hibernating n passing away
i dont get the concept of “nofemmeber” bc what do u mean no femme…..
a man is talking on a cell phone while standing next to a fire hydrant .
Alt: no head gif
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i dont get the concept of “nofemmeber” bc what do u mean no femme…..
sometimes i have a random thought (example like a drawing idea tht came out of nowhere) and it makes me so excited that my stomach hurts is that normal chat
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
sometimes i have a random thought (example like a drawing idea tht came out of nowhere) and it makes me so excited that my stomach hurts is that normal chat
the cold is getting to my knees💔 im not even 30 and i feel so (in sera dragon age’s voice) clicky clackity
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the cold is getting to my knees💔 im not even 30 and i feel so (in sera dragon age’s voice) clicky clackity
changing my icon here… felt silly
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
changing my icon here… felt silly
i keep getting sex toy companies trying to sponsor me by offering me free stuff in exchange for artwork…. maybe give me money girl ill think abt it!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
i keep getting sex toy companies trying to sponsor me by offering me free stuff in exchange for artwork…. maybe give me money girl ill think abt it!!!!
gonna delete this bc the way people reacted to it pisses me awf so much and also its not real so
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
gonna delete this bc the way people reacted to it pisses me awf so much and also its not real so
okay i know what my dish for the quebecois potluck with friends is gonna be…… this naughty girl…. chefcuisto.com/recette/poud...
La fameuse recette de pouding chômeur de ma grand-maman... WOW!
C’est la FAMEUSE recette de pouding chômeur de grand-maman... Vous voudrez plus faire une autre version de ce grand classique du Québec!
chefcuisto.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
okay i know what my dish for the quebecois potluck with friends is gonna be…… this naughty girl…. chefcuisto.com/recette/poud...
i thought i lied abt not making anything for our quebecois xmas dinner with friends cuz i wanted to maybe make soup but im seeing that pea soup is the most quebecois thing which im not the biggest fan of……. so maybe i didnt lie💔
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i thought i lied abt not making anything for our quebecois xmas dinner with friends cuz i wanted to maybe make soup but im seeing that pea soup is the most quebecois thing which im not the biggest fan of……. so maybe i didnt lie💔
my stupid idiots….. they make me so happy😖
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
my stupid idiots….. they make me so happy😖
finally got my grimy hams on this…..
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
finally got my grimy hams on this…..
turns out anything becomes good when u blend it and slap freshly grated parm reggiano on it
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
turns out anything becomes good when u blend it and slap freshly grated parm reggiano on it
making soup and asking my gf for forgiveness prematurely cuz im inventing a new soup and hes scared
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
making soup and asking my gf for forgiveness prematurely cuz im inventing a new soup and hes scared
someone asking for Li under my bianca and sam post on tumblr😔 soooo sawrry… that bottle will never be popping i follow where my brainrot takes me….
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
someone asking for Li under my bianca and sam post on tumblr😔 soooo sawrry… that bottle will never be popping i follow where my brainrot takes me….
gf is doing a big dust cleaning on his pc and desk n for whatever reason its getting me all fricked up…. allergies…
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
gf is doing a big dust cleaning on his pc and desk n for whatever reason its getting me all fricked up…. allergies…
struggling to keep bianca’s skintone consistent cuz shes paler than most of my girlypops (that i made) she does tan super easily and she likes to be outside so during the summer she’ll be very sunkissed…
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
struggling to keep bianca’s skintone consistent cuz shes paler than most of my girlypops (that i made) she does tan super easily and she likes to be outside so during the summer she’ll be very sunkissed…
nobody care him….
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
nobody care him….