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Yvonne Kindle
@yvonnekindle.bsky.social
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I am a multi-genre writer, a scientist, and an artist who lives in the mountains of West Virginia with my three cats.
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Perfectly fabulous idea if you ask me!

#skipday #cookies #fuzzyblanket #reading #fantasybooks #youknowyouwantto #justdoit
I'm not saying we should skip work to bake a batch of cookies and eat them under a fuzzy blanket while reading fantasy books all day, but I'm also not not saying that.
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Like *real* cool. 'Cause, I'm tellin' ya... the smut I read? Yeah.

#smutbooks #realcool #dontaskwhatyoudontwanttoknow
Family members at the holidays: "so do you want to tell us what you're reading about?" Me: "not unless everyone gets real cool about some stuff first."
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Good mantras for life.

#cats #mantra #lifelessons #catsrule
Cat Mantras: I remember that I am glorious above all things. I rest when hungry, sleep when sleepy, and play when bored. Affection is given and received on my terms. I show displeasure clearly. I demand the things I want, and if I don't get them, I demand them again, but louder. If I am touched when I don't want to be, I say so. If it continues, I make them bleed.
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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42 and don't forget your towel!

#42 #dontforgettowel #hitchikersguidetothegalaxy #spacetravel
An answer on the game show Jeopardy: "Don't panic" is on the cover of the title reference book that says towels are"massively useful" for space travel.
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I've been known to mutter, "Dear Lord, that sounded expensive."

#wvpotholes #mypoorcar #imsosorry #itriedtoavoidit
By @RyanHartley: People from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves you body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Yeah, and know you can tell me about that movie with that actor, too.

#safespace #books #movies #notpayingattention
A post by @thisone0verhere: I am a SAFE SPACE friend. You can tell me you LOVED a book and then you can remember absolutely NOTHING about it and that's totally FINE because I'm probably already thinking about something else ANYWAY so...
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I'm in this post and I don't like it.

#readingtime #cantputitdown #mcneedsme #executivedysfunction #procrastination
By @thisone0verhere: ME: soldiers through harrowing 300 page book in one night because the main character needs me and I don't wanna let them down ALSO ME: puts off simple 15 minute task for seven months because my philips head screwdriver wasn't in the very first drawer I checked
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Pretty likely, actually.

#rideordie #bff #loyal #friend #waymorefun
Just to be clear, I'm that loyal friend who would take a bullet for you. But I'm probably also the reason we're getting shot at. Balance matters.
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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QTP with a trio of awesomeness!
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Support your local libraries! I carry my card on my key ring.

#library #libraries #bookshelf #beanbag #civicduty
A post by @thisone0verhere that says, "Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and catalogued and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like :) "
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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@lizzylizumab.bsky.social is always a good choice. 😉

#gottahavefriends #specialpeople #ifeelseen #iykyk
When you think to yourself, "I can't post that on social media... but I know who I can send it to!"
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Follow me for more cooking tips.

#cereal #cooking #therapy #supercereal
Therapist: [over the phone] How have you been passing the time? Me: [mixing 4 types of cereal together to create a stronger, more delicious super cereal] I'm learning to cook.
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Grey Poupon. Advertising that worked well.

#richpeoplemustard #mustard #greypoupon #advertisement
A post by @thisone0verhere that says, "Me, in my 40s, still: oh, that's rich people mustard."
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Fancy.

#catbreeds #pretentiouspetowners #justastray #adoptacat #fancybreed #tabby #blackcat #lynxpointsiamese #orangetabby
Dog owners: Is that a husky? NOOO! IT'S AN AMERICAN ESKIMO. Cat owners: What breed of cat is that? Orange.
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Truth.

#trustnoone #catsrule #humanssuck
Call me crazy but I swear trusting a cat feels safer than trusting most people.
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Follow me. I'm hilarious.

#hillarious #sofunny #telepathic #itwasme
I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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"So, Yvonne... How was your day?

Like this. My day was like this.

#adultingsucks #hardday #ineedahug #alsodonttouchme
Three owls on a branch. Two are sitting, one is falling off. The two sitting ones are labeled "real adults." The falling one is labeled "Me trying my best."
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I'm not promoting these, I'm asking a question. How much do they cost that you can take over $300 *off* and still make a tidy profit? (The answer is $675.)

#cookware #cooking #toodamnedexpensive
A set of ceramic-coated cookware: sauce pan, two skillets, a Dutch oven, and lids advertised for $319 off.
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Santa will be arriving tonight, I'm sure.

#chocolatelover #chocolate #adventcalendar #christmasiscoming
"According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 3 days til Christmas."
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Especially true after Thursday as we go into the holiday season. So many celebrations during this time of the year... so much pie to share.

#carbs #sugar #eating #sogood #holidays #pie #cake #cookies
Post by @traciebreaux that says, "After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I've decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to."
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Let's not forget my favorites of scalloped and Au Gratin.

What kind of potato is your favorite? Show us a picture!

#potatoes #fries #scallopedpotatoes #augratinpotatoes #hashbrowns #potatosalad #potatochips #mashedpotatos #bakedpotato
A post by @DadAndBoujee that says, "I feel like potatoes don't receive enough recognition for their versatility. Breakfast? Hash browns. Fast food? French fries. Fancy dinner? Baked potato. Holidays? Mashed potatoes. Relaxing at home? Potato chips. There's a potato for every occasion."
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Star Trekin' across the universe...

#startrek #darmok #whenthewallsfell
The Star Trek character Dathon saying, "Cincinnati, when the walls fell."
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I am thankful for my feast. And now, I nap.

What are you having?

#turkey #stuffing #potatoes #rolls #cranberrysauce #gravy #thanksgiving #naptime
A picture of a home cooked Thanksgiving feast with turkey, gravy, Au Gratin potatoes, cranberry sauce, rolls, and stuffing.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I feel seen.

#adhd #neurodivergent #neurospicy #randomstory #aquariumlife #aquarium
A post by @emmawillmann that says, "I love ADHD people. ADHD people don't 'open up.' They hit you with a 47-minute story that starts with 'sorry this is random' and ends with '...and that's why I'm not allowed at the aquarium anymore 🤣"
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Grape or cherry? There were no other flavors.

#poprocks #80scandy #genxAndy #candy #grape #cherry
A post by @Social_Mime that says, "the inventor of Pop Rocks: Sugar is not good enough, it also needs to detonate."
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM