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I've got a flash for you, joy boy
folk rock is such an awesome genre. I'm currently obsessed with The Band's cover of Atlantic City, a song with the best opening lines ever: "Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night/And they blew up his house too" and then the accordion kicks in

shit goes so hard
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
All I can think about is one of my fav sports quotes: "This is a moment that belongs to another world. One where cycles close and stories end. Where there are heroes and the heroes win. A moment like this has no business in our world."

(Go Hoosiers)
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
End of half missed kick, the Football Gods are just and extremely funny
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Oklahoma-Bama has had everything, including 3-5 of the craziest catches I've seen since Omar Cooper Jr. in the back of the endzone
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Obviously frustrated by the Buckeyes but blissfully I didn't watch basically any of the second half.

Also if we're gonna lose the B1G Championship to anybody, I'm glad it's Indiana. Cigs rocks, Hoosier fans are awesome and deserve it
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Me trying not to let an early Sayin INT bother me:
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Family Christmas party fit 😎
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A real Freaky Friday scenario: Ohio State is playing smashmouth football with a strong defense and Michigan is getting chippy bc they don't know how to lose 😏

Love to see it, Go Bucks
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"Maneater" by Hall and Oates came on the playlist right when that Tate TD happened 😏
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Probs won't breathe easy til there's zeros on the clock

Anyways, Go Bucks
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Mfw I read this
October 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Saved $55 at Bath and Body Works
October 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Make sure you leave out a smallpox blanket and some gold for ole Chrissy Columbus tonight
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Seconding Indiana, but also:
a football player with the number 4 on his jersey is holding a football
Alt: Jeremiah Smith of Ohio State doing the shush celebration
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
October 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Platonic ideal of an MLB scorebug:
- Simple box in bottom right, shows all relevant info with no wasted space or bs stats
- Live scores of 2 wild card targets in top right
- Corporate sponsor logo not too overdone in top right
- No ticker at the bottom

Anyway, go Guards
September 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A fellow man of culture 🫡
September 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Felt the same way after a mild postgame crashout bc of these goofuses

Something about northeast college football, man
September 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I've been wracking my brain trying to think of who 2025 Dabo looks like and then, like a bolt of lightning:
August 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A groovin gameday tradition

Go Bucks, horns down, things of that nature
August 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
CORRECTION: nvm :)
BREAKING: my stummy hurt :(
August 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
BREAKING: my stummy hurt :(
August 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
August 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My halftime analysis: Steely Dan's album Aja is a great way to soothe your soul. Becker and Fagen's sultry pop-jazz fusion feel like a warm bath after high-stress situations
August 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just added the Millennium Force theme music to my early morning playlist
August 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM