Zach Kaplan
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Hey Pluribus, the mystery liquid they're drinking is piss, right?
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey Pluribus, the mystery liquid they're drinking is piss, right?
The best part of Stranger Things is that you just can't tell what year it takes place in. Even the decade is shrouded in mystery
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The best part of Stranger Things is that you just can't tell what year it takes place in. Even the decade is shrouded in mystery
"Watch until the end" how about you just show me now??
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Watch until the end" how about you just show me now??
Watching Mrs. Doubtfire. Can't believe these idiots are falling for this
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Watching Mrs. Doubtfire. Can't believe these idiots are falling for this
What if "Every Breaking Wave" by U2 was the clean radio edit and the uncensored version was "Every Fucking Wave"
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What if "Every Breaking Wave" by U2 was the clean radio edit and the uncensored version was "Every Fucking Wave"
"Hey! Someone's right on your tail!" Yeah I know, Ridge Racer announcer, I passed them one second ago
September 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"Hey! Someone's right on your tail!" Yeah I know, Ridge Racer announcer, I passed them one second ago
I have a new song up today that I'm quite happy with. If you only listen to one song I made, make it this one! on.soundcloud.com/btv16DPVIT5G...
All I Can Think Of
A song for anyone who's ever thought of anything
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September 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I have a new song up today that I'm quite happy with. If you only listen to one song I made, make it this one! on.soundcloud.com/btv16DPVIT5G...
I wonder if on Orange is the New Black behind the scenes it was like the Stanford Prison Experiment and all the actors playing guards and all the actors playing prisoners were mean to each other
September 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I wonder if on Orange is the New Black behind the scenes it was like the Stanford Prison Experiment and all the actors playing guards and all the actors playing prisoners were mean to each other
Sorry naysayers, I found a photo that proves Moby invented the iPod
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sorry naysayers, I found a photo that proves Moby invented the iPod
I made a new song on.soundcloud.com/aWWiomrgn5Zh...
Psychic Powers
I named this after a genre I saw on Netflix
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August 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I made a new song on.soundcloud.com/aWWiomrgn5Zh...
They're resorting to zen koans to scam people now
August 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
They're resorting to zen koans to scam people now
Remind me to write "He was hoisted - and, often, by his own petard" in something
May 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Remind me to write "He was hoisted - and, often, by his own petard" in something
We are so lucky to share this earth with both Richard Kind AND Nathan Lane at the same time
May 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We are so lucky to share this earth with both Richard Kind AND Nathan Lane at the same time
So happy they didn't elect me as pope. I would have no idea what to do. I'll sleep easier tonight.
May 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
So happy they didn't elect me as pope. I would have no idea what to do. I'll sleep easier tonight.
Blackberry Dr. Pepper rules
April 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Blackberry Dr. Pepper rules
Vulture Cinematrix No. 384: Apr 14, 2025
I got 6/9 Correct
Score: 1579
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I got 6/9 Correct
Score: 1579
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Cinematrix No. 384: April 14, 2025
Can you name an Antonio Banderas movie starring a cat?
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April 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Vulture Cinematrix No. 384: Apr 14, 2025
I got 6/9 Correct
Score: 1579
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
I got 6/9 Correct
Score: 1579
🟩🟩⬜
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Outrageous!! How they can show The Simpsons on network TV when it has boobs in it??!! The boobs are Homer and Bart Simpson.
April 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Outrageous!! How they can show The Simpsons on network TV when it has boobs in it??!! The boobs are Homer and Bart Simpson.
POV: You are reading this
April 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
POV: You are reading this
Misspelled or not, hiding those tickets in the tunk was pretty clever
April 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Misspelled or not, hiding those tickets in the tunk was pretty clever
How come The Simpsons never went on vacation
April 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
How come The Simpsons never went on vacation
March 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Can't believe that Adrien Brody isn't going to thank the respect he has for his neck, his uncle, his auntie...
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Can't believe that Adrien Brody isn't going to thank the respect he has for his neck, his uncle, his auntie...
Guy in movie: "Comprende?"
Subtitle: "(Speaking Spanish)"
Subtitle: "(Speaking Spanish)"
February 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Guy in movie: "Comprende?"
Subtitle: "(Speaking Spanish)"
Subtitle: "(Speaking Spanish)"