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Zach (Professional Hater)

@zachpayne41.bsky.social

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Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 17d

Lions WIIINNNNN

Detroit makes a statement that they can still play with the best in the league with a big win over the Ravens

Breakdown & reaction live now:
#Onepride

youtu.be/vztKLzjYXkw?...

Lions Run Wild in Statement Win Over Ravens: Reaction & Breakdown | Lions Fan Reaction

YouTube video by Zach Payne

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Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 19h

He did tbf I hold my king to a higher standard

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 21h

Go back and watch last nights post game show where Kay explained why she hates Noah Dobson and thinks he’s the worst defender in Habs history (only slightly exaggerating)

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kay (nick suzuki enjoyer) @linecomposition.bsky.social · 1d

If you missed today's post-game show with @zachpayne41.bsky.social and myself, you can catch a replay here:

www.youtube.com/live/UScZkWz...

I can guarantee...not too many technical difficulties. (The one that DID happen though is one where I gave a Teletubbies "uh oh!" in the middle of it, so)

Habs lose 5-2 vs Leafs | Live Reaction & Analysis | October 8, 2025

YouTube video by Game Over Montreal

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Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Not opening night without an Oilers collapse

Crazy attempt by the refs in OT between a garbage call and keeping the puck in with 20 seconds left

Puck don’t lie flames win

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Crazy stiff arm by McDavid there

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Leafs win the season opener by a score of 5-2

Join @linecomposition.bsky.social and I for the first post game show of the season!!!

www.youtube.com/live/2Ybqcjv...

Maple Leafs vs Canadiens Post Game Reaction & Analysis | October 8, 2025

YouTube video by Game Over Toronto

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Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

I love stat padding!!!!

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Mickey mouse ENG goal but idc

Matthews rocket race begins now

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

I am morally obligated to tell you to join me in muting the TV

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

In SN’s defence I also want Matt Knies…. (End of sentence)

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

I would like to thank Caufield for skating right past Rielly to cover no one in front of

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

MO MO MOOOOOORGAN

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

MO MO MOOOOOORGAN

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Puck straight to the top of the kneecap yeah that’ll sting for 34

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Biggest pop of the night inside SBA comes from a Blue Jays highlight lmao

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

A commercial break with less than a minute to go in a period is devious

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Argh JT that would’ve been nice

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Once a period Nylander will just casually gain the zone skating through 3 defenders and it’s so aesthetically pleasing

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

If Benoit had scored a deflection goal from the low slot I think Montreal might have been obligated to forfeit the game

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Btw Rielly has actually been sick in the OZ so far

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

CALLEEEEEEE

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Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Glad (upset) to see that the Leafs are still keeping up the tradition of falling asleep at first intermission and not waking up in time to start the second

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

I would love to know why the Habs have not been challenged in the slot at all

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Matthews is so good at board battles but he plays so far on his toes in that area that if you tap him on the nameplate he will almost always fall as a result

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Really felt like the Leafs had 15 giveaways to the Habs like 2 in that first

WAY too careless

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

Great now we are ignoring swatting the puck with your hand on a faceoff

Zach (Professional Hater) @zachpayne41.bsky.social · 1d

They only want ethical pp not fake pp