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Not a bad start to preseason. Wait, we’re talking about preseason?!

Fun style of play (if we can keep it up for the entire season)!
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@netw3rk.bsky.social You know what I’m surprised I haven’t seen yet about #Peacemaker? The fact that James Gunn literally had Peacemaker spoil the whole season’s arc in his opening dance move. Look at what shape those arms make!
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73 in a half? Who is this Blazers team?! #RipCity
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Ah, here’s hoping it won’t come to any future procedure needed and he fully heals - I need to see he, Jrue, and Toumani out there together ASAP!
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Was this the same injury he dealt with last season?
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This may be the most intriguing Blazers preseason in a while
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Let’s make it happen
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Just installed it! Most excited for the dog mode update
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First the return of Lillard and now this. It feels like the Blazers are on an upward trajectory … but the Blazers fan in me is waiting for the other shoe to drop. Haha
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Good read. Didn’t realize the AI6 chipset details and looking forward to what’s next for the upgrade path for HW3 (probably no real updates from the company for another year) and how much further Tesla can push HW4!
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Yeah, I mean, it’s all wishful thinking at this point, right? Lol
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Feels like a HW3 to HW5 retrofit in late 2026 … or 2027? (assuming most people don’t trade up to newer HW4 vehicles from HW3)
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Feels like a repeat of the ‘03-‘04 Lakers (in their defense, they made it to the NBA Finals that year, so there’s hope!).
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I’m on HW3 with FSD and just received this (2025.26.3) update this morning
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NBA superstars. They’re just like us!
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The @trailblazers.bsky.social have to stay in Oregon now, right? Otherwise the 0 no longer makes sense! #RipCity
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Can’t wait to hear what Chauncey has to say during tonight’s in-game @trailblazers.bsky.social Summer League game 😏 #RipCity
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Nothing will accelerate Scoot’s development more than this!
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@notateslaapp.com I’m curious, has the number of HW4 vehicles surpassed that of HW3 in the market now?
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Agreed - that was fun!
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Yeah, I’m right there with you 🙏 By the time that happens, Grok will be sentient 🤣
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I fall into the majority there and waiting for a retrofit…cuz I’m not giving them more of my money by “upgrading” to a new car 😉
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Being stuck on HW3 has its perks: no Grok, no emails, no problem 😎