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alan

@zakoshake.net

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im cooler and spend my money on things i dont need • i play pop'n music and iidx • i like andy fangerson a lot • icon @eccentricity.bsky.social

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alan @zakoshake.net · 17h

my ass still doesnt own a european copy of WLK but god damn i'm becoming chinese tonight

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alan @zakoshake.net · 21h

my child keeps trying to make potions in our bathtub

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alan @zakoshake.net · 22h

you know what sure

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Tiago 🔞🐂 Check out my Sticker Shop for Oct. 2025! @saintbull.bsky.social · 1d

Last sets of Fortnite stickers I made this year!

Fortnite semi-chibi stickers of Nyanja in it's Black and White style variants, Andy Fangerson, Meowdas, and Hajime the Tanuki from 2025 🎨🐂

Fortnite semi-chibi stickers of Skillet the Possum, Boss Koji, Lionel Messi (the white lion variant), Lizzik, and Fletcher Kane from 2025 🎨🐂

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alan @zakoshake.net · 2d

we are starting a pop group and producing 1 hit single, then make garbage for the next 2 years before disbanding and maybe one of our members die of a drug overdose or something

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alan @zakoshake.net · 3d

this is an open invitation

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alan @zakoshake.net · 3d

i lowkey need to do requests because im doing the art collage for a later site update and its all andy fangerson

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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 4d

my mom came over to my house and i forgot this was on my fridge and she stared at it for like at least two minutes

a package Alan sent me that has drawings all over it that say shit like note to all sblast users: #KILL #YOURSELF!! #BUMASSWEAPON #NERFTHATSHITAGAIN # FUCK #PRIDEMONTH with a drawing of his oc with a bomb strapped to their chest

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alan @zakoshake.net · 5d

him and his billion calorie ice cream pie

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alan @zakoshake.net · 5d

lmao???

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alan @zakoshake.net · 5d

i really like the endings

alan @zakoshake.net · 5d

sure man whatever

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FOX (comms open btw) @foxvolp.bsky.social · 5d

really stupid thing i did

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alan @zakoshake.net · 5d

i hate selling something online cause im trying to sell a console i dont need anymore, listed as console only, and im getting bombarded with messages asking if it comes with anything else or if i can include stuff for free

IT DOESNT COME WITH ANYTHING!! ITS LIKE 5 DOLLARS!!!