Zarstrum
@zarstrum.bsky.social
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Zarstrum
@zarstrum.bsky.social
· Feb 18
I don't even want to watch a lot of modern stuff because so much of it is fucking stupid. I would rather take a nap or build something myself than watch a show that feels like they're trying to make people brain dead. Fuck you Hollywood
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I don't even want to watch a lot of modern stuff because so much of it is fucking stupid. I would rather take a nap or build something myself than watch a show that feels like they're trying to make people brain dead. Fuck you Hollywood
Is her full name Britney Spearmint Gum?
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Is her full name Britney Spearmint Gum?
I've been saying "cooked" like it's a good thing. "Yeah that movie was cooked. Like a hot pocket".
Turns out cooked means bad. But back in my day bad meant good.
So I don't know what to think anymore. Nothing makes sense.
Turns out cooked means bad. But back in my day bad meant good.
So I don't know what to think anymore. Nothing makes sense.
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I've been saying "cooked" like it's a good thing. "Yeah that movie was cooked. Like a hot pocket".
Turns out cooked means bad. But back in my day bad meant good.
So I don't know what to think anymore. Nothing makes sense.
Turns out cooked means bad. But back in my day bad meant good.
So I don't know what to think anymore. Nothing makes sense.
WE'RE IN TROUBLE! THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN TROUBLE! WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Just look in the god damn glasses
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLQ2...
Just look in the god damn glasses
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLQ2...
They Live (1988) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD 1080p]
YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers
www.youtube.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
WE'RE IN TROUBLE! THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN TROUBLE! WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Just look in the god damn glasses
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLQ2...
Just look in the god damn glasses
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLQ2...
Rudolph was just a headlight
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Rudolph was just a headlight
Always clean the fridge every six months or whenever you want
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Always clean the fridge every six months or whenever you want
I remember during covid when people would lift up their masks to sneeze or cough... We're all doomed
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I remember during covid when people would lift up their masks to sneeze or cough... We're all doomed
Oh you're meant to toast the pop tarts?
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Oh you're meant to toast the pop tarts?
I think we need Beetlejuice now. Someone say it three times
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I think we need Beetlejuice now. Someone say it three times
@mikematei.bsky.social I discovered this game today and it's on sale store.steampowered.com/app/1605250/...
Save 25% on Moros Protocol on Steam
Face the darkness in Moros Protocol, a pixel-painted sci-fi FPS roguelite where every battle is for survival. Stranded on a decaying warship, stalked by horrors, and guided by a voice you don't recogn...
store.steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@mikematei.bsky.social I discovered this game today and it's on sale store.steampowered.com/app/1605250/...
I CALLED IT! AND I BET IT'S GETTING POSTPONED AGAIN TO 2028 LOLOLOL www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026
The release date for the game had previously slipped to May 2026 from fall 2025
www.bloomberg.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I CALLED IT! AND I BET IT'S GETTING POSTPONED AGAIN TO 2028 LOLOLOL www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Super Mario Bros. Welcome To Subcon | Official Teaser Trailer. Happy Super Mario Bros 40th Anniversary!
#SuperMario #スーパーマリオ #2danimation #SuperMario40th #スーパーマリオブラザーズ40周年
#SuperMario #スーパーマリオ #2danimation #SuperMario40th #スーパーマリオブラザーズ40周年
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Super Mario Bros. Welcome To Subcon | Official Teaser Trailer. Happy Super Mario Bros 40th Anniversary!
#SuperMario #スーパーマリオ #2danimation #SuperMario40th #スーパーマリオブラザーズ40周年
#SuperMario #スーパーマリオ #2danimation #SuperMario40th #スーパーマリオブラザーズ40周年
@mikematei.bsky.social Games to check out: Project Warlock, Forgive me Father, Mullet Madjack, Arkos, Warhammer Boltgun, amid evil, robo quest, dishonored, Blood West, Deadlink, Shadow Warrior(series), Bulletstorm, Sanctum 1 and 2, Wrath, Wrack, ADACA, Bloodshed, Cultic, Diluvian Ultra,
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@mikematei.bsky.social Games to check out: Project Warlock, Forgive me Father, Mullet Madjack, Arkos, Warhammer Boltgun, amid evil, robo quest, dishonored, Blood West, Deadlink, Shadow Warrior(series), Bulletstorm, Sanctum 1 and 2, Wrath, Wrack, ADACA, Bloodshed, Cultic, Diluvian Ultra,
Boycott EA youtu.be/A1a6mOyLnSY
EA Bought for $55 Billion with Saudi Money - Inside Games Daily
YouTube video by Inside Games
youtu.be
September 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Boycott EA youtu.be/A1a6mOyLnSY
There's a little bit of blood in all of us. - Inspirational quotes
September 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
There's a little bit of blood in all of us. - Inspirational quotes
Need more text dammit
September 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Need more text dammit
This might be the greatest cartoon intro I've ever seen www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ZV... #CountDuckula #cartoons
Count Duckula Intro
YouTube video by CartoonIntro
www.youtube.com
September 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This might be the greatest cartoon intro I've ever seen www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ZV... #CountDuckula #cartoons
@jamesgunn.bsky.social My superman review wouldn't fit in a post, so here's an image of the text. Amazing movie
September 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social My superman review wouldn't fit in a post, so here's an image of the text. Amazing movie
Make sure restricted mode is turned off in your youtube settings
September 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Make sure restricted mode is turned off in your youtube settings
An action/thriller movie where Waldo is a serial killer and the main character is trying to get revenge but Waldo is very hard to spot
September 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
An action/thriller movie where Waldo is a serial killer and the main character is trying to get revenge but Waldo is very hard to spot
I want more comedy movies god fucking damn it
August 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I want more comedy movies god fucking damn it
I wanna play a midnight club game where the driver of your car is Max Payne, the enemies are the guys from Manhunt, and there's an unlockable horse you can ride around on that goes 200mph. Come on Rockstar! Make fun games again!
August 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I wanna play a midnight club game where the driver of your car is Max Payne, the enemies are the guys from Manhunt, and there's an unlockable horse you can ride around on that goes 200mph. Come on Rockstar! Make fun games again!
Alright Scoob, lets flip a coin. Heads? I win. Tails? You lose. Seems fair right?
August 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Alright Scoob, lets flip a coin. Heads? I win. Tails? You lose. Seems fair right?