ZaweakE
@zaweake.bsky.social
Hi :}
I post mostly random stuff
but I will post my art and pictures of my pets
Yes I am rock
I post mostly random stuff
but I will post my art and pictures of my pets
Yes I am rock
Friday the 13th AND Valentine's day?
You know what that means
Jason Voorhees wishes you a happy Valentine's day!!
You know what that means
Jason Voorhees wishes you a happy Valentine's day!!
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Friday the 13th AND Valentine's day?
You know what that means
Jason Voorhees wishes you a happy Valentine's day!!
You know what that means
Jason Voorhees wishes you a happy Valentine's day!!
When I was 4, the ice cream truck came into my neighborhood and I was SOOO excited. so I ran outside with my piggy bank. I tripped. and my piggy shattered.
The ice cream man looked at me and drove off.
The ice cream man looked at me and drove off.
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
When I was 4, the ice cream truck came into my neighborhood and I was SOOO excited. so I ran outside with my piggy bank. I tripped. and my piggy shattered.
The ice cream man looked at me and drove off.
The ice cream man looked at me and drove off.
When inspiration strikes, you gotta listen.
"My fellow Americans, watch this trick"
- Obama and his Fushigi ball
"My fellow Americans, watch this trick"
- Obama and his Fushigi ball
February 6, 2026 at 12:14 PM
When inspiration strikes, you gotta listen.
"My fellow Americans, watch this trick"
- Obama and his Fushigi ball
"My fellow Americans, watch this trick"
- Obama and his Fushigi ball
hello bluesky
I'm sorry I forget that you exist
I'm sorry I forget that you exist
January 31, 2026 at 11:10 AM
hello bluesky
I'm sorry I forget that you exist
I'm sorry I forget that you exist
I am not just ZaweakE
I am also...
✨Za-TwinkiE✨
I am also...
✨Za-TwinkiE✨
January 22, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I am not just ZaweakE
I am also...
✨Za-TwinkiE✨
I am also...
✨Za-TwinkiE✨
Spotify wrapped came out
I SLEPT LISTENING TO TWENTY ONE PILOTS FOR MONTHS that's why they are taking up everything :{ still love them tho :}
1,871 songs this year
95,624 minutes listening (sleep listening does a lot)
728 artists
258 genres
Age 32
and also a leader in the group thingy
I SLEPT LISTENING TO TWENTY ONE PILOTS FOR MONTHS that's why they are taking up everything :{ still love them tho :}
1,871 songs this year
95,624 minutes listening (sleep listening does a lot)
728 artists
258 genres
Age 32
and also a leader in the group thingy
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Spotify wrapped came out
I SLEPT LISTENING TO TWENTY ONE PILOTS FOR MONTHS that's why they are taking up everything :{ still love them tho :}
1,871 songs this year
95,624 minutes listening (sleep listening does a lot)
728 artists
258 genres
Age 32
and also a leader in the group thingy
I SLEPT LISTENING TO TWENTY ONE PILOTS FOR MONTHS that's why they are taking up everything :{ still love them tho :}
1,871 songs this year
95,624 minutes listening (sleep listening does a lot)
728 artists
258 genres
Age 32
and also a leader in the group thingy
Whoa mama. They trapped me in the orb mama.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Whoa mama. They trapped me in the orb mama.
Yo Kitcat if you see this
I'm gonna bite you 😌
I'm gonna bite you 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Yo Kitcat if you see this
I'm gonna bite you 😌
I'm gonna bite you 😌
More Fellas!!
We got OOOOOO he really scared.
The twiners they are happy, sad and MAD!
John, he got wings!
Woomba!! he likes to Cleaaaan!
We got OOOOOO he really scared.
The twiners they are happy, sad and MAD!
John, he got wings!
Woomba!! he likes to Cleaaaan!
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
More Fellas!!
We got OOOOOO he really scared.
The twiners they are happy, sad and MAD!
John, he got wings!
Woomba!! he likes to Cleaaaan!
We got OOOOOO he really scared.
The twiners they are happy, sad and MAD!
John, he got wings!
Woomba!! he likes to Cleaaaan!
MY PHOTOSHOPPING WEBSITE IS NOT BLOCKED ANYMORE YESSS
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
MY PHOTOSHOPPING WEBSITE IS NOT BLOCKED ANYMORE YESSS
I have a teacher who looks and sounds like Mr. Mackey from south park. After everything he says, there's an "okay " after. He's bald, skinny and has glasses, and his name is even similar!
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I have a teacher who looks and sounds like Mr. Mackey from south park. After everything he says, there's an "okay " after. He's bald, skinny and has glasses, and his name is even similar!
Batteries are just tootsie roll pops where you have to lick it enough to get to the acid on the inside.
Mr. Duracell, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a battery pop?
Lets find out! a-one, a-twoo, a-three *crunch* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mr. Duracell, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a battery pop?
Lets find out! a-one, a-twoo, a-three *crunch* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Batteries are just tootsie roll pops where you have to lick it enough to get to the acid on the inside.
Mr. Duracell, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a battery pop?
Lets find out! a-one, a-twoo, a-three *crunch* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mr. Duracell, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a battery pop?
Lets find out! a-one, a-twoo, a-three *crunch* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't like when people announce to their families that they are TRYING for a baby.
They are just announcing that they are banging when ever they can.
They are just announcing that they are banging when ever they can.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I don't like when people announce to their families that they are TRYING for a baby.
They are just announcing that they are banging when ever they can.
They are just announcing that they are banging when ever they can.
Currently drawing Ozzy Osbourne as a ballerina
its going to be beautiful
its going to be beautiful
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Currently drawing Ozzy Osbourne as a ballerina
its going to be beautiful
its going to be beautiful
I just wanna say if your shower has these types of knobs ESPECIALLY IF THERE ARE TWO OF THEM, one for hot and one for cold. I want your shower to apologize.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I just wanna say if your shower has these types of knobs ESPECIALLY IF THERE ARE TWO OF THEM, one for hot and one for cold. I want your shower to apologize.
How is it that a FLORAL DESIGN class is more stressful than anything else
I WANT TO CRY
I WANT TO CRY
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
How is it that a FLORAL DESIGN class is more stressful than anything else
I WANT TO CRY
I WANT TO CRY
This also speaks to me
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This also speaks to me
I named them
Mmmm is just a line (not a mouth)
Runny is a little nosey
Pluggle is very STRONG
and there's swoosh
Mmmm is just a line (not a mouth)
Runny is a little nosey
Pluggle is very STRONG
and there's swoosh
Look at theses fellas I made!
what are their names? I don't know, they just speak to me through my brain like parasites
what are their names? I don't know, they just speak to me through my brain like parasites
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I named them
Mmmm is just a line (not a mouth)
Runny is a little nosey
Pluggle is very STRONG
and there's swoosh
Mmmm is just a line (not a mouth)
Runny is a little nosey
Pluggle is very STRONG
and there's swoosh
I love my parasite fellas
The Hiker is sad there are no bears!!
Brick got crushed by an anvil :{
Oobles is melting
and what is that thing?
The Hiker is sad there are no bears!!
Brick got crushed by an anvil :{
Oobles is melting
and what is that thing?
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I love my parasite fellas
The Hiker is sad there are no bears!!
Brick got crushed by an anvil :{
Oobles is melting
and what is that thing?
The Hiker is sad there are no bears!!
Brick got crushed by an anvil :{
Oobles is melting
and what is that thing?
Look at theses fellas I made!
what are their names? I don't know, they just speak to me through my brain like parasites
what are their names? I don't know, they just speak to me through my brain like parasites
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Look at theses fellas I made!
what are their names? I don't know, they just speak to me through my brain like parasites
what are their names? I don't know, they just speak to me through my brain like parasites
No surprises by radiohead is how life feels to me rn
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
No surprises by radiohead is how life feels to me rn
My favorite thing I've heard someone say about Trump, in the what the fuck are you talking about way, is
"He speaks clearly"
"He speaks clearly"
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My favorite thing I've heard someone say about Trump, in the what the fuck are you talking about way, is
"He speaks clearly"
"He speaks clearly"