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Zayloxithe
@zayloxithe.bsky.social
Asexual autistic Canadian Twitch affiliate. Straightedge. Chicago/Ottawa/Vegas hockey fan. Shiny hunter. PS4/Switch/PC/PS5 gamer. Horror. Music lover. WWE fan. EST 19XX

http://twitch.tv/zayloxithe
https://x.com/zayloxithe
https://youtube.com/@Zayloxithe
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I do not require any graphics design, social media manager, or promoters in my dms. please do not message with those requests. dms are open if you want to be friends and are a genuine person looking to chat, network, collab or just need to talk in general. thanks in advanced and stay gold. much love
i may stream in the morning but no stream tonight, was a lot of fun on brown stream but feeling a bit too tired to stream tonight so just going to vibe off stream rather than start an hour past normal start time. (if i don't stream in the morning i'll be back sunday)
February 14, 2026 at 6:03 AM
was a lot of fun and looked like everything was stable so i was happy!

Thanks to EvergreenEmpress for joining!

We raided out to show @britterfree.bsky.social love
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I'm back hunting ghosts! come hang out fam! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Guess who's back? the ghosts aren't ready!
www.twitch.tv
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
What did one candle say to the other? "I'm going out tonight"
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Fun fact: I have never tried smores. I have had smores flavored things but never actual smores.
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 AM
"I lost an electron."
"Are you positive?"
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Unfortunately i'm going to be canceling stream again. I'm still unfortunately having internet issues (being monitored and hopefully fixed soon) and i'm not feeling well. i'm going to try to be back thursday and update when i can. i'm sorry for any disappointment and thanks for understanding
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
watching Monday Night Raw last night and I made a correlation during the show and I don't know if I love it or hate it. Dominik Mysterio is basically a spanish version of Kelso from That 70s Show. #WWERaw #WWE #DominikMysterio #Kelso #That70sShow
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
How many gorillas can fit into a car?
Six.
Now how many chickens?
None---the car is already full of gorillas!
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
What did the plate say to the glass? "Tonight, dinner's on me!"
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
There's a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.
February 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Park ranger: "Sorry, you can't fish here!"
Camper: "I'm not fishing, I'm teaching my worm to swim!"
February 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I just lost the game
February 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I feel like Big E would be a great option for a commentary team in WWE. He's very well spoken, charismatic and he knows when to be serious and when to be funny. would be great to hear him on NXT #WWE #NXT #WWENXT #BigE
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Sorry for the lack of stream lately, i've ben falling asleep through my pre-stream alarms and waking up super late after start time. i may stream in the morning depending on my energy levels, however otherwise i'll be back next week instead. sorry for any disappointment and thanks for understanding
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 AM
I just finished this book about Mount Everest. It was a real cliff-hanger!
February 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Can WWE PLEASE take Booker T off NXT commentary and replace him with literally anybody else? he ruins so many great moments and honestly in my opinion hurts the quality of the show. so obnoxiously annoying most of the time. #WWE #WWENXT
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Which building has the most stories? The library
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
No stream tonight. Been feeling blah and sore so just going to rest and relax off stream. Sorry for any disappointment and thank you for understanding. See you guys soon
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
How do birds fly? They just wing it!
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Had a bunch of fun and ridiculousness! some minor internet issues but not as bad as usual lately.

Thanks to empressevergreen for joining!

We raided out to show oreoguy0506 love
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
hey i'm back with some more phasmophobia! come chill! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Okay ghosts, we just want to figure out who you are...and maybe take some souvenirs
www.twitch.tv
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke? I keep hearing the same one over and over
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I was going to try to come back tonight if internet cooperated however i'm not feeling the greatest so going to cancel and take it easy tonight. I'll try to do a stream tomorrow if everything cooperates with me. Sorry for any disappointment and thank you for understanding.
February 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM